Society & Culture Things that Shit me part X- The Tenth edition!

[Poseidon]

My dad's insistence on watching A Current Affair during dinner. It's killing my soul

You have something against A-grade investigative journalism?

 

[zimma]

What you mean the fact canned vegetables isn't cutting edge news and the biggest scam of all time? I mean they report on it monthly so surely either all the important issues are already solved or man that's some serious shit.

 

[Gasometer]

Drinking all afternoon on Melb Cup...wanting to keep going...but realising Wednesday is work day and a certificate is required and a visit to Dr Howlong.

Stopped drinking.

Off to work.

 

[d0gs]

When people purposely don't bring their wallet or not have a bank card or cash with them, then say they will pay you back but never do.

 

[Igloo]

As a follow on from my "didn't win $70 million" post last week -

Didn't win $100 million

 

[Stratton_Gun]

As a follow on from my "didn't win $70 million" post last week -

Didn't win $100 million

 

[zimma]

I didn't win so much as a cent, good thing i only threw $10 and not $100 like some people when i was in there.

 

[JockStewart]

Nasal decongestant spray will unblock it and possibly stop it from running (haven't used it in ages), but it's pretty temporary, works for a few hours IIRC. Demazin works as well just to dry everything up, but makes me tired as well.

I would stay away from these. I had a chronic issue with what they call rebound congestion. How these sprays are even allowed when all they do is destroy a lot of peoples lives.

A lot of people start using these to get over a cold and then before they know it they have a permanent blockage that will ever go if you use nasal sprays. So you end up being addicted to these.

Theres a lot of people online who have told their story of being addicted to nasal sprays after 20 years after only using them to get over a common cold.

 

[d0gs]

People writing status updates about the US Elections when they have not said a thing about politics in their life.

 

[JockStewart]

People who bid 50 cents on ebay for something that is clearly worth 100000 times that amount thinking or hoping they will land an awesome bargain. I mean why waste peoples time with such shitty bids when at the end of the auction those 50 cents bids will be useless.

 

[JockStewart]

People writing status updates about the US Elections when they have not said a thing about politics in their life.

yah, like totes, like yah.

 

[d0gs]

People who bid 50 cents on ebay for something that is clearly worth 100000 times that amount thinking or hoping they will land an awesome bargain. I mean why waste peoples time with such shitty bids when at the end of the auction those 50 cents bids will be useless.

yah, like totes, like yah.

 

[JockStewart]

haha totes dood totes!

 

[Igloo]

****ing dogs barking really loudly all night.

 

[HappyChappy35]

Big Brother. Why do so many people care for it? It's pure rubbish and always has been.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Big Brother. Why do so many people care for it? It's pure rubbish and always has been.

Liked it until they culled uncut and up late. not that I would watch it this year anyway because most of the chicks are rank
Back when they had some decent chicks on uncut it was grouse

 

[JockStewart]

I can vouch for the VW Golf too, absolute gun of a car

I have had my GTI for nearly 8 years now and apart from the annual service i have never had to get it repaired or have had any issue with it. I love it and when i need to replace it will buy another GTI..they are just awesome cars to drive.

 

[Andre]

When a group of Bogan teen / early twenty males in shit cars honk the horn or yell out at me when I'm out jogging at night, trying to put me off. This is with me on the footpath, not on the road, so it's not I'm in their way, just dicks trying to make me stumble.

I don't carry rocks on hand to lob, so I just have to take satisfaction by the time the pissheads are my age (39) odds are they'll be part of the 70% of Australian males overweight, in a dead end job and still driving a shit car.

 

[Off The Couch]

When a group of Bogan teen / early twenty males in shit cars honk the horn or yell out at me when I'm out jogging at night, trying to put me off. This is with me on the footpath, not on the road, so it's not I'm in their way, just dicks trying to make me stumble.

I don't carry rocks on hand to lob, so I just have to take satisfaction by the time the pissheads are my age (39) odds are they'll be part of the 70% of Australian males overweight, in a dead end job and still driving a shit car.

Maybe they think your cute

Or maybe you just have an unusual gait that causes mirth to those driving past

 

[Andre]

Maybe they think your cute

Or maybe you just have an unusual gait that causes mirth to those driving past

More likely the latter. At times I have the coordination of a four year old that stumbled across their parents unlocked liquor cabinet.

 

[Off The Couch]

More likely the latter. At times I have the coordination of a four year old that stumbled across their parents unlocked liquor cabinet.

At least your running - I can't run to save my life - can barely get the feet off the ground (feels weird to do so) and have the perpetual feeling of running backwards. Long gone are the school days of queen of marathons

 

[d0gs]

When someone organises something with you, then says they cant do it any more for no reason at all. Why even bother making plans in the first place?

 

[Gasometer]

When a group of Bogan teen / early twenty males in shit cars honk the horn or yell out at me when I'm out jogging at night, trying to put me off. This is with me on the footpath, not on the road, so it's not I'm in their way, just dicks trying to make me stumble.

I don't carry rocks on hand to lob, so I just have to take satisfaction by the time the pissheads are my age (39) odds are they'll be part of the 70% of Australian males overweight, in a dead end job and still driving a shit car.

Rather be running than on a push bike.

Try getting harassed and riding at the same time.

(Sensing that this thread will deterioate into a bike v car argument)

 

[Off The Couch]

Or being a pedestrian and encountering a bike rider

 

[Marlowe]

When automated checkouts won't accept my money because it's crinkled.