Society & Culture Things in life you just don't understand

[nicky]

When I got home and was all cleaned up she just told me I needed to ask for help in the future if I needed it.

I did not take this advice immediately. In year 5 I crapped my pants and proceeded to sit there from 1pm to 3.05pm with a huge turd in my undies.

As in you were double figures?

I take that back poseidon, we're nothing like each other.

 

[Poseidon]

How did it not make the defecating oneself thread Poseidon?

I think I've posted about it before actually. Not sure where though.

As in you were double figures?

I take that back poseidon, we're nothing like each other.

Oh COME ON!!! I was only a few months into double figures!

 

[nicky]

Oh COME ON!!! I was only a few months into double figures!

When i was 5 and in grade prep i had my hand up to ask to go to the toilet but the teacher took too long so i wet my school dress. I was sitting in one of those plastic chairs so was sitting in a pool of my wee. The teacher came over and asked me if i had wet my pants and i denied it even though it was obvious for all to see.

but i was 5.

 

[Poseidon]

When i was 5 and in grade prep i had my hand up to ask to go to the toilet but the teacher took too long so i wet my school dress. I was sitting in one of those plastic chairs so was sitting in a pool of my wee. The teacher came over and asked me if i had wet my pants and i denied it even though it was obvious for all to see.

but i was 5.

You're worse than that turd in my pants

 

[Jimmy1992]

So this begs the question to both of you; a long awaited poo or piss?

 

[Poseidon]

London Bridge and Tower Bridge...same thing??

 

[Cruyff14]

London Bridge and Tower Bridge...same thing??

Yes.

 

[Poseidon]

Yes.

Thanking you.

 

[Cruyff14]

Thanking you.

It's amazing what you can learn on Google Pozzy

 

[Poseidon]

It's amazing what you can learn on Google Pozzy

Eat me.

 

[Gough]

London Bridge and Tower Bridge...same thing??

London Bridge currently carries several lanes of the A3, was opened sometime in the 70's and looks like it. Tower Bridge is the aesthetically pleasing one.

 

[The Speaker]

London Bridge and Tower Bridge...same thing??

No.

London Bridge has been given to a number of bridges in London, but the Tower Bridge is the iconic one next to the Tower of London.

 

[crazyman27]

Yea the London Bridge is ugly.

 

[Poseidon]

Thanks guys. That makes a bit more sense.

Looks like you were wrong Cruffy (early frontrunner for Worst Poster 2014?)

 

[Cruyff14]

Thanks guys. That makes a bit more sense.

Looks like you were wrong Cruffy (early frontrunner for Worst Poster 2014?)

Cuti, seljaku.

 

[The Passenger]

can someone post a picture of london bridge? i too have been confused by this one.

Eat me.

errrrrr, have you got over that awkward phase you were going through in year five?

 

[Poseidon]

can someone post a picture of london bridge? i too have been confused by this one.

My intense research led me to this:

 

[The Passenger]

ok got ya, and according to google maps they are one bridge across from each other.

next question - why is london bridge falling down?

it looks structurally quite sound to me.

 

[Poseidon]

errrrrr, have you got over that awkward phase you were going through in year five?

My life is one big awkward phase, but my underwear are mostly clean.

 

[Jimmy1992]

My life is one big awkward phase, but my underwear are mostly clean.

You said they have been clean ever since! Liar!

 

[The Speaker]

ok got ya, and according to google maps they are one bridge across from each other.

next question - why is london bridge falling down?

it looks structurally quite sound to me.

That one was built in the 1970s. The song is probably about the (or one of the) bridges from the medieval to early modern era.

 

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I'll never understand why girls find guys with tattoos to be sexy.

 

[Jimmy1992]

I'll never understand why girls find guys with tattoos to be sexy.

My best guess is it has to do with the stigma that guys who get tattoos are 'bad boys' or alpha males, so to speak.

 

[Cruyff14]

I'll never understand why girls find guys with tattoos to be sexy.

Because girls are ****ed.

 

[The Passenger]

alpha