Official Match Thread Season 17 Round 1: Geelong Gumbies v Dragons FFC @ The House Of Gumby

[krisholio14]

UNFURL THAT FLAG!!!

 

[Danoz]

Small enough to fit on a garden post, eh? So are you going down to Tassie for the occasion then?

 

[A Bit High]

mmm reigning premier badge. .. tasty. ..

When you going to unfurl it Streets? or should I just assist with ramming the flag poll up where the admins sun don't shine. ..

As mentioned I have been wearing the premiership flag as a toga so I will be conducting the unveiling

 

[BotsMaster]

I heard someone might be unfurling a flag in here. .. I like flags. ..

(I also like Kaley Cuoco - coicidently)

wotdoiput used to have her as his avatar.

 

[Andonis1997]

wotdoiput used to have her as his avatar.

With a name like 'wotdoiput' he's evidently clueless.

 

[HaroCant]

I mean the SFA season.

Ohhh nah, didn't I mention my teleportation skills?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Ohhh nah, didn't I mention my teleportation skills?

If they are as high calibre as your posting skills I expect you have trouble making it to the toilet in time.

 

[Ljp86]

If they are as high calibre as your posting skills I expect you have trouble making it to the toilet in time.

Obviously he hasn't taken the advice in his sig and prepared his anus.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Obviously he hasn't taken the advice in his sig and prepared his anus.

Even I'll admit you don't post much cap'n but when you do, you get straight to the crack

 

[HaroCant]

If they are as high calibre as your posting skills I expect you have trouble making it to the toilet in time.

Same goes for you

 

[Andonis1997]

Same goes for you

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Same goes for you

Aw, snookums.

A "no, you"?

I'm sure you'll get plenty of satisfaction seeing your name pop up two or three times in a Qooty sim but I'm afraid you're just not up to scratch banter-wise.

At least you tried

 

[HaroCant]

Aw, snookums.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Better posters than you have already mastered that one. Don't bother.

 

[HaroCant]

Better posters than you have already mastered that one. Don't bother.

I'll master your butthole in a second

This is something that may or may not get me banned

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Our rookie seems the predatory type.

Don't drop the soap in the changerooms Dragons... Especially you Andonis1997.

Because...

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I'll master your butthole in a second

This is something that may or may not get me banned

You shouldn't get banned from here but if your mother sees this, you may get banned from video games for a week.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Our rookie seems the predatory type.

Don't drop the soap in the changerooms Dragons... Especially you Andonis1997.

Because...

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Every goddamn time I see this goober's face, I imagine him bellowing out the mangina song. *shudders*

 

[Bacon Warrior]

Haro's badass. His "#prepareyouranus" warning isn't meant to be taken lightly.

 

[PVF]

I'll master your butthole in a second

This is something that may or may not get me banned

I don't know why but I found this hilarious

I'm going to go read a book.

 

[Andonis1997]

Our rookie seems the predatory type.

Don't drop the soap in the changerooms Dragons... Especially you Andonis1997.

Because...

I drop it on purpose to see if he's man enough.

Fair to say, he can't handle the ball(s).

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Haro's badass. His "#prepareyouranus" warning isn't meant to be taken lightly.

He's the type of Gumby that'll pop a cap in yo ass and drive it down up into your intestines.

Dat homie Haro is gangsta.

 

[Moo]

I thought the House of Gumby had relocated to Perth

 

[akkaps]

Obviously he hasn't taken the advice in his sig and prepared his anus.

I always thought it was 'pepper your angus'.