Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[buttsauce]

Anyone hoping for infractions soon needs to be patient. I doubt any will come even this season.

Surely not. Why would they wait that long?

 

[MaddAdam]

Surely not. Why would they wait that long?

Process. In the absence of positive tests, it takes a lot longer.

That's if players even get them, which is up in the air.

 

[Thrawn]

Process. In the absence of positive tests, it takes a lot longer.

That's if players even get them, which is up in the air.

They might have enough information to nail them. I would be surprised if this isn't cleared up by mid season.

 

[MaddAdam]

They might have enough information to nail them. I would be surprised if this isn't cleared up by mid season.

Robbo's story outlines possible timelines

http://m.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl...drug-suspensions/story-fni5f6kv-1226839978124

 

[Horace]

Robbo's story outlines possible timelines

http://m.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl...drug-suspensions/story-fni5f6kv-1226839978124

Judging by the looks on their faces in that final photo, those *essendon players know they are in big big trouble.

Very sad really. Time I suppose for another massive dose of sympathy from all of us.

 

[buttsauce]

Fletcher will prob finish his career before he gets banned.

 

[Beerfish]

They might have enough information to nail them. I would be surprised if this isn't cleared up by mid season.

Weren't you surprised long ago?

 

[Twinkletoes]

Fletcher will prob finish his career before he gets banned.

By the time *he hangs up the boots none of this will even be illegal. Today's peptides will be tomorrow's Vitamin C tabs and jabs (no apostrophe so no pun intended Jab..........as far as you know).

 

[ozzyoslo]

Judging by the looks on their faces in that final photo, those *essendon players know they are in big big trouble.

Very sad really. Time I suppose for another massive dose of sympathy from all of us.

Yeah my heart pumps p1ss for them.........cheating moos.

 

[bengrina]

was driving through north Melbourne yesterday and spotted some scumbag wearing an *essendon jumper. Considered running him over but decided just to hurl some abuse calling him a junkie, drug cheat and the like. Poor kid seemed a little shaken up. Which brings me to my next point perhaps we could organise some sort of a vigilante group patrolling the streets making sure we protect our borders from any further arrivals from the dark side of town. I can see it now Wild Bill perched atop the town hall with his sniper rifle.

 

[see see]

Robbo's story outlines possible timelines

http://m.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl...drug-suspensions/story-fni5f6kv-1226839978124

Good to see you're quoting such a credible, unbiased source.

 

[KillaKanga]

was driving through north Melbourne yesterday and spotted some scumbag wearing an *essendon jumper. Considered running him over but decided just to hurl some abuse calling him a junkie, drug cheat and the like. Poor kid seemed a little shaken up. Which brings me to my next point perhaps we could organise some sort of a vigilante group patrolling the streets making sure we protect our borders from any further arrivals from the dark side of town. I can see it now Wild Bill perched atop the town hall with his sniper rifle.

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[ShinbonerBaz]

was driving through north Melbourne yesterday and spotted some scumbag wearing an *essendon jumper. Considered running him over but decided just to hurl some abuse calling him a junkie, drug cheat and the like. Poor kid seemed a little shaken up. Which brings me to my next point perhaps we could organise some sort of a vigilante group patrolling the streets making sure we protect our borders from any further arrivals from the dark side of town. I can see it now Wild Bill perched atop the town hall with his sniper rifle.

Tut, tut... this is the sympathy thread, you should have yelled out how sorry you are that he is a junkie, drug cheat etc...

 

[Wild Bill]

Carey and the Lingerie Football Team in the same room will be interesting as well as Dirty Dank!!

Bring on the 21st. A few beers to warm up before the big game!!!

 

[Nate7]

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Bill The Butcher, Gangs of New York. Just caught myself whistling the marching music.

 

[sammie]

Carey and the Lingerie Football Team in the same room will be interesting as well as Dirty Dank!!

Bring on the 21st. A few beers to warm up before the big game!!!

Is this an * organised event? I am surprised that they would be still associating with (and paying) Dank.

 

[see see]

Carey and the Lingerie Football Team in the same room will be interesting as well as Dirty Dank!!

Bring on the 21st. A few beers to warm up before the big game!!!

Since when did Kevin Bloody Wilson lose the mantle of "Australia's leading comedian"?

 

[Twinkletoes]

Since when did Kevin Bloody Wilson lose the mantle of "Australia's leading comedian"?

Since Yianni tossed in the wig and robes and formed the bouncing elephant.

 

[Wild Bill]

Is this an * organised event? I am surprised that they would be still associating with (and paying) Dank.

No its the Riddell Bombers Football Club in the RDFL. Brian Taylor is an assistant coach and his son plays there. He run's one of these a year for the club. I have a couple of god mates involved at the club and have given me a ticket.My friend is the coach.

I am going to be in good form by the time I catch up with Nate7 and Lance Uppercut!!!!!!!

 

[Arden]

Carey and the Lingerie Football Team in the same room will be interesting as well as Dirty Dank!!

Bring on the 21st. A few beers to warm up before the big game!!!

I want father sons dammit.

Get busy Duck

 

[LuvtheKangas]

I want father sons dammit.

Get busy Duck

Yeah, father-sons would be good, but I'd be happy to settle for the video.

 

[Wild Bill]

I want father sons dammit.

Get busy Duck

Well I did not play 100 games for the Roos but wuld be happy to bump our membership numbers!! Take one for the team so to speak.

 

[Nate7]

Wild Bill you're going to be flying by the time Doss and Lancey get there.
Much like this guy.....



Oh *hirdy features towards the end too!

 

[Jimmy's Hot Dogs]

was driving through north Melbourne yesterday and spotted some scumbag wearing an *essendon jumper. Considered running him over but decided just to hurl some abuse calling him a junkie, drug cheat and the like. Poor kid seemed a little shaken up. Which brings me to my next point perhaps we could organise some sort of a vigilante group patrolling the streets making sure we protect our borders from any further arrivals from the dark side of town.

Six year olds has gots to learn!

 

[Thrawn]

I was considering going to this event, but looking at the "Contact us" page on their website, I saw Dean Wallis' name. I'm afraid that he won't process my information and book me in properly.

T: "I'd like to book a table, please."
DW: "Sure thing mate, how many people?"
T: "Just myself."
DW: "Okay." *fiddles around with the keyboard, agonisingly trying to find the letters for T's name.* "How many did you say again?"
T: "One."
DW: *desperately tries to find '1' on the keyboard* "Give me a moment, sorry. This excel stuff is hard! So many cells and weird symbols."
T: *Waits patiently*.
DW: "Phew! Done! See you on the 21st."
T: "Thanks.*

Later, on Friday March 21st

T: *Arrives at the front door and sees Wallis acting as a bouncer.*
DW: "Name?"
T: *Tells him.*
DW: "Sorry, not on the list."
T: "But you booked me in a few weeks ago! For one person!"
DW: "Sorry, but my records here indicate that there was no such booking!"
T: "What?!"
DW: "You didn't call. And the database crashed. And the Essendon boys did NOT receive AOD and thymooosen beta 4."
T: "This was all Dank's doing, wasn't it?"
DW: "Not at all. It's strange actually, so many people have come but none of them are on the list." *A furious Wayne Carey is seen trashing some chairs for being denied entry, Shannon Noll starts to sing "What about me" and Dermie waffles on incoherently about how being denied entry is crucial to Clarkson's 2014 gameplan.*