Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[MaddAdam]

Shannon Noll hey.

 

[LT Smash]

Brian Taylor interviewing Stephen Dank - given that BT thinks *Hird did nothing wrong and there were no drugs at *Essendon and it's all just an administrative mix up... looks like Dank has picked his patsy almost as well as Dean Robinson did.

 

[Oneiros]

Brian Taylor interviewing Stephen Dank - given that BT thinks *Hird did nothing wrong and there were no drugs at *Essendon and it's all just an administrative mix up... looks like Dank has picked his patsy almost as well as Dean Robinson did.

Surely impossible to envision a more nauseating set up.

 

[Mr Reliable]

Surely impossible to envision a more nauseating set up.

How about if BT is joined for the Dank interview by Dermie? That'd be more nauseating.

 

[MaddAdam]

I'd love Duck to pour a bucket of shit on them all, but given he's just back in the media boys club, unlikely.

 

[Horace]

How about if BT is joined for the Dank interview by Dermie? That'd be more nauseating.

The problem there would be that Dank would get no chance to say anything. Dermie would waffle on incessantly about how good a footballer he was and his 5 day and 5 night premierships, while BT would simply talk about people kicking off their "wrong right" foot.

 

[LT Smash]

I'd love Duck to pour a bucket of shit on them all, but given he's just back in the media boys club, unlikely.

Duck has also defended the drug cheating ponce over the past year.

 

[MaddAdam]

Hahaha, after another couple of pages talking about how irrelevant we are, complete with mandatory mega post from you know who about what peasants we are and how irrelevant we are, the Essendon mods have actually put a ban on their own supporters talking about us in their WE DIDN'T CHEAT HIRDY HAS THREE ANZAC DAY MEDALS AND WHEN I THINK ABOUT HIM MY UNDERPANTS PLACE GOES ALL TINGLY thread.

 

[Dan]

Hahaha, after another couple of pages talking about how irrelevant we are, complete with mandatory mega post from you know who about what peasants we are and how irrelevant we are, the Essendon mods have actually put a ban on their own supporters talking about us in their WE DIDN'T CHEAT HIRDY HAS THREE ANZAC DAY MEDALS AND WHEN I THINK ABOUT HIM MY UNDERPANTS PLACE GOES ALL TINGLY thread.

How many is that now?

 

[MaddAdam]

How many is that now?

It runs at about one a week I reckon. Even the Bummer fans are now taking the piss out of him/it over them.

 

[Hearts to hearts]

Has anyone else read the Good Weekend magazine in today's Age? "James Hird's life in exile"? I feel a little nauseous. Three pages of photos, praise from friends and fans, and lots of talk about wavy hair. No facts about the saga, nothing from the charge sheet, all approved by Tania. And a nice big headshot on the cover for fanbois to pin up on their walls.

 

[Jay-Z]

Has anyone else read the Good Weekend magazine in today's Age? "James Hird's life in exile"? I feel a little nauseous. Three pages of photos, praise from friends and fans, and lots of talk about wavy hair. No facts about the saga, nothing from the charge sheet, all approved by Tania. And a nice big headshot on the cover for fanbois to pin up on their walls.

Why would you subject yourself to that?

 

[Higgins2Waite]

Like Corby he'll probalby be richer after all of this. Might get a doco and another book deal. 'Hirdy reveals all'

 

[Engimal]

Hahaha, after another couple of pages talking about how irrelevant we are, complete with mandatory mega post from you know who about what peasants we are and how irrelevant we are, the Essendon mods have actually put a ban on their own supporters talking about us in their WE DIDN'T CHEAT HIRDY HAS THREE ANZAC DAY MEDALS AND WHEN I THINK ABOUT HIM MY UNDERPANTS PLACE GOES ALL TINGLY thread.

We're the most relevant irrelevant club you'll ever find. Who could have guessed a little thread could provoke so many Essendon tears?

 

[Horace]

Has anyone else read the Good Weekend magazine in today's Age? "James Hird's life in exile"? I feel a little nauseous. Three pages of photos, praise from friends and fans, and lots of talk about wavy hair. No facts about the saga, nothing from the charge sheet, all approved by Tania. And a nice big headshot on the cover for fanbois to pin up on their walls.

Sadly yes and I found it so sickening I could only read the first bit of the artcile where it referred to *him as a *prince in exile and *sir *james.

I am feeling even worse now and off to the doctor to see if there is some remedy. I fear not though; only time and some ASADA infractions on the *cheats will fix me up.

 

[Nate7]

We're the most relevant irrelevant club you'll ever find. Who could have guessed a little thread could provoke so many *essendon tears?

Fixed. Tears? Then I'd say this thread is doing its job, HAPPY FRIGGIN BIRTHDAY!

 

[KillaKanga]

Sadly yes and I found it so sickening I could only read the first bit of the artcile where it referred to *him as a *prince in exile and *sir *james.

I am feeling even worse now and off to the doctor to see if there is some remedy. I fear not though; only time and some ASADA infractions on the *cheats will fix me up.

Bullshit. No way a credible news provider would call him prince or sir.

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[Hearts to hearts]

Bullshit. No way a credible news provider would call him prince or sir.

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Jane Cadzow. I'd have said I respected her work until today, but this article is too crap to be believed. My favourite bit was where she said it was only his big ears that stopped Hird being male model material. And her main quoted source is a "close friend" who - in a spooky coicidence - was a longtime Essendon fan who adored *Hird from the outer, until last year when he called him to offer his lawyerly services when he thought *James was being so badly treated.

It is truly sick-making. Apart from *Hird fans, I don't know who is it written for.

 

[TheBowandArrow]

Bullshit. No way a credible news provider would call him prince or sir.

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I'm assuming it was an article from The Age then?

 

[LT Smash]

Jane Cadzow. I'd have said I respected her work until today, but this article is too crap to be believed. My favourite bit was where she said it was only his big ears that stopped Hird being male model material. And her main quoted source is a "close friend" who - in a spooky coicidence - was a longtime Essendon fan who adored *Hird from the outer, until last year when he called him to offer his lawyerly services when he thought *James was being so badly treated.

It is truly sick-making. Apart from *Hird fans, I don't know who is it written for.

I expect to see all these *Hird apologists goose step to the lectern demanding equal exoneration for other notorious drug cheats such as Lance Armstrong, Ben Johnson, and Marion Jones.

 

[Marstermind]

I liked how the "close friend" was a bloke who he only knew since last April. I've known my tax accountant longer. The article was one-sided drivel. It begun at the view-point that *Hird hadn't done anything wrong and his suspension is unworthy simply because he accepted it begrudgingly just to keep everyone happy. It did not even entertain the idea that he accepted it because it was a sweet deal (basically one-year leave with pay) for a bloke who'd f****d up, got caught and couldn't wriggle out of it.

 

[andana]

I liked how the "close friend" was a bloke who he only knew since last April. I've known my tax accountant longer. The article was one-sided drivel. It begun at the view-point that *Hird hadn't done anything wrong and his suspension is unworthy simply because he accepted it begrudgingly just to keep everyone happy. It did not even entertain the idea that he accepted it because it was a sweet deal (basically one-year leave with pay) for a bloke who'd f****d up, got caught and couldn't wriggle out of it.

It is keeping everyone happy.

 

[NorthernLights]

Hirdismyhero:
"From this point on, anyone who mentions North in here gets a permaban."
Lol, we are so irrelevant that they can't stop talking about us on their ASADA thread.

 

[blackshadow]

Has anyone else read the Good Weekend magazine in today's Age? "James Hird's life in exile"? I feel a little nauseous. Three pages of photos, praise from friends and fans, and lots of talk about wavy hair. No facts about the saga, nothing from the charge sheet, all approved by Tania. And a nice big headshot on the cover for fanbois to pin up on their walls.

Pity it's not printed on soft gentle to the bum paper...

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[Nate7]

Hirdismyhero:
"From this point on, anyone who mentions North in here gets a permaban."
Lol, we are so irrelevant that they can't stop talking about us on their ASADA thread.

It might be time to visit.