Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[ShinbonerBaz]

I read in one of those "Did you know" emails that....

"If officials were to award Lance Armstrong's 2005 Tour de France title to the next fastest finisher who was never linked to doping, they'd have to give it to the 23rd place finisher"

Wonder how far back they have to go for the 2012 * b&f ??

 

[Kimbo]

I read in one of those "Did you know" emails that....

"If officials were to award Lance Armstrong's 2005 Tour de France title to the next fastest finisher who was never linked to doping, they'd have to give it to the 23rd place finisher"

Wonder how far back they have to go for the 2012 * b&f ??

Oui Inspector. There would not be anyone left in the rerm.

 

[Donkey Chop]

Anyone else hoping * screw Paddy Rider over and sends him to GWS causing Rider to then turn around give evidence against *?? Shedding light on all the dodgy doping that was going on there. That would be so sweet

 

[Jab]

Surely Doss could have one of his minions like Jab tend the mental ward.

Running the institution is a full-time job.

 

[muttley45]

My sympathy for trade week, Gwilt, Giles and Cooney, and Paddy waves goodbye

 

[muttley45]

Copied from the *board for the 'ssssssss

" if we do 17 and 37 for Ryder I'll be f***ing livid, if we on trade 37 for Cooney i'll neck myself "

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Copied from the *board for the 'ssssssss

" if we do 17 and 37 for Ryder I'll be f***ing livid, if we on trade 37 for Cooney i'll neck myself "

Oh dear.....

 

[giantroo]

Adam Baldwin ‏@adamwbaldwin
Cooney's relationship with James Hird was the clincher. @superfooty

[URL='https://twitter.com/EssendonFC']Essendon FC ‏@EssendonFC
Dodoro: "Cooney was really impressed with our training facilities and wanted to play for James Hird."
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MEME TIME!!!

 

[giantroo]

From: plittle@essendonfc.com.au
To: all staff
Subject: Key Messages

Morning All

Trade interviews to reference "Wants to play for Hird"

Regards,

Paul

 

[Oneiros]

Standard Essendon of late.

Find a problem, put up the dukes, talk a massive talk ... and then tamely submit. You'd think that given all the times they've knuckled under they'd figure out it looks less pathetic if they just acted rationally at the start.

 

[LT Smash]

After careful consideration, Cooney weighed up the prospects of playing for the Western Bulldogs Football Club or playing for Hird, and ultimately opted for the latter.

It's funny, they are not even offering up the pretence that there is any such thing as the Essendon Football Club anymore. It is simply now known as Hird.

 

[Oneiros]

After careful consideration, Cooney weighed up the prospects of playing for the Western Bulldogs Football Club or playing for Hird, and ultimately opted for the latter.

It's funny, they are not even offering up the pretence that there is any such thing as the Essendon Football Club anymore. It is simply now known as Hird.

The Cooney wants to play for Hird stuff is so hilariously transparent.

 

[LT Smash]

The Cooney wants to play for Hird stuff is so hilariously transparent.

Yes but "Cooney wants to play anywhere that will guarantee him a game for the next two years regardless of whether he is standing on crutches" doesn't sell too many memberships.

 

[Oneiros]

Yes but "Cooney wants to play anywhere that will guarantee him a game for the next two years regardless of whether he is standing on crutches" doesn't sell too many memberships.

Must have been the meeting with The Hird then. Unless there was a trip to a hypnotherapist in there somewhere.

 

[Ry009]

Perhaps Cooney is having trouble sourcing meds to deal with his degenerative knee issues?

Cutting out the middle man and dealing directly with the *supplier, smart lad Adam.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Must have been the meeting with The Hird then. Unless there was a trip to a hypnotherapist in there somewhere.

Here's how it went:

Coondog: hey, nice tan, *Albert
*Albert: that's nothing, you wouldn't believe the woodies I get
Coondog: sold!

 

[SMaturin]

Someone with better software than me should really consider making this a *Cooney, *Albert gif:

 

[SMaturin]

The Replacements.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

Someone with better software than me should really consider making this a *Cooney, *Albert gif:

It's easier to just go with this one, isn't it?

 

[Jimms]

 

[LuvtheKangas]

The scary thing is 172 likes.

 

[Oneiros]

But Jimms, that's a whole four players. For one player! Sure, there may be some quality/quantity issues at play, but they still got four times the players that they used to have in this trade period!

 

[Hearts to hearts]

But Jimms, that's a whole four players. For one player! Sure, there may be some quality/quantity issues at play, but they still got four times the players that they used to have in this trade period!

A not insignificant consideration, in the circumstances.

 

[sutcliffe's hotel]

A not insignificant consideration, in the circumstances.

Lulz. They get 4 by 1 before they get whacked with an ASADA 4 by 2.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Running the institution is a full-time job.

I'll buy you a beer at the end of the saga, you've earned a few putting up with rines* and Ben the gooner for two years.