Society & Culture Things that Shit me part X- The Tenth edition!

[Perth gal]

A particular recruitment agency that I sent a CV to want me to complete a course which includes filling out the following details

- Current address (no problem with that)

- Mailing address (cannot say 'as above' must rewrite address again)

- Must give details of all pasy employment including place, role, referees eveb though they are already shown on the ******* CV.

You wonder why HR agencies are loathed. They are truly a pain in the arse.

Some of my nursing jobs i applied for you would think i was applying to NASA. Police check. Working with children check . Need blood tests for communicable disease. Registration card. Two reference. C V. Selection criteris adressed. Cover letter. Handwashing certificate. Mandatory reporting certificate. I'm sure ive left stuff out.

 

[raskolnikov]

When you hire a tradie to do something for you thinking it will be a couple of days job but they come for a couple of hours every few days and drag it out over weeks. Fine if they're busy but they should have been upfront about it at the start and given me the option to find someone else.

 

[raskolnikov]

I have four messages on my answering machine from the "tax department" advising me I've been charged with tax evasion and a warrant has been issued for my arrest. They leave a number to call and I would love to call back to play along but I'm concerned it's one of those that charges you when you dial it - campaigners

I had that call yesterday.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I hate recruitment agencies

 

[craigos]

You: Hello, I'm after some cold & flu tablets
Pharmacy: What are your symptons?

Chances are they're probably related to a cold, rather than anal leakage.

 

[Off The Couch]

Hurting my back

 

[Big Sauce 21]

You: Hello, I'm after some cold & flu tablets
Pharmacy: What are your symptons?

Chances are they're probably related to a cold, rather than anal leakage.

The place where you get 20 year women who think they're doctors when they just read a prescription

 

[Off The Couch]

As much as it may annoy you, They are just doing their job - it is a requirement that they ask a series of questions before giving the medication

 

[Marklar_33]

Some of my nursing jobs i applied for you would think i was applying to NASA. Police check. Working with children check . Need blood tests for communicable disease. Registration card. Two reference. C V. Selection criteris adressed. Cover letter. Handwashing certificate. Mandatory reporting certificate. I'm sure ive left stuff out.

Hand washing certificate?

 

[Brad Goodman]

Hand washing certificate?

It's become a lot more complicated since that foam handwash stuff came out.

 

[Perth gal]

Hand washing certificate?

Yep. Sadly.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Hand washing certificate?

That sounds like bullshit.

Surely that falls under OHS.

 

[Soft Ball Get]

Fox Sports News. Could they show their dislike for Aussie Rules any more? I swear everytime I flick over they're talking about Rugby. And unless theres something massive happening in the AFL, they will always run with footy news 2nd or 3rd (or in todays case, 4th).
Also, whats happened to all the hot newsreaders??? All we get these days is Matt Sulo and some other boofhead who is no doubt from NSW.

 

[Marklar_33]

Yep. Sadly.

But what even?

 

[Gough]

We had to be signed off showing that we knew, and had demonstrated that we could safely lift a box of books for OHS.

 

[Reynolds Number]

Fox Sports News. Could they show their dislike for Aussie Rules any more? I swear everytime I flick over they're talking about Rugby. And unless theres something massive happening in the AFL, they will always run with footy news 2nd or 3rd (or in todays case, 4th).
Also, whats happened to all the hot newsreaders??? All we get these days is Matt Sulo and some other boofhead who is no doubt from NSW.

Based in Fox Studios Sydney.

 

[peternorth]

Fox Sports News. Could they show their dislike for Aussie Rules any more? I swear everytime I flick over they're talking about Rugby. And unless theres something massive happening in the AFL, they will always run with footy news 2nd or 3rd (or in todays case, 4th).
Also, whats happened to all the hot newsreaders??? All we get these days is Matt Sulo and some other boofhead who is no doubt from NSW.

they talk mostly about NRL.

Based in Fox Studios Sydney.

that too.

in studio guests are always sydney people. which makes sense.

 

[Gasometer]

Fox Sports News. Could they show their dislike for Aussie Rules any more? I swear everytime I flick over they're talking about Rugby. And unless theres something massive happening in the AFL, they will always run with footy news 2nd or 3rd (or in todays case, 4th).
Also, whats happened to all the hot newsreaders??? All we get these days is Matt Sulo and some other boofhead who is no doubt from NSW.

No no no....surely NSW are right behind the GWS. ..

 

[peternorth]

When people say "I could care less", when it's clear they mean "I couldn't care less"

 

[Sinjin Smith]

We had to be signed off showing that we knew, and had demonstrated that we could safely lift a box of books for OHS.

Wreck your back during the demonstration then lodge a complaint against OHS.

 

[raskolnikov]

The chefs on Masterchef. They just come across to me as gluttonous pigs always stuffing their face. Especially Matt Preston who isn't even a chef. He's a 'food critic'. He loves stuffing his face so much he even got a job doing it.

 

[peternorth]

the saga that is paramatta eels winger suspected of alleged domestic violence. the act, if true, is shit in itself. however, if my ears heard correctly one pundit from fox sports said "he's a good person, just needs to get himself right".

 

[Off The Couch]

the saga that is paramatta eels winger suspected of alleged domestic violence. the act, if true, is shit in itself. however, if my ears heard correctly one pundit from fox sports said "he's a good person, just needs to get himself right".

Boys will be boys
Boys club have to stick together
He was just joking
If only she hadnt annoyed him

 

[Reynolds Number]

The whole rugby league media is a boys club. They only get on their high horse on off field behaviour only where and when it suits them. It is amusing to see the average toothless man in Campbelltown and Redcliffe thinking of journalists like Rothfield and Wielder as the voice of reason

 

[Perth gal]

That sounds like bullshit.

Surely that falls under OHS.

No bullshit. All the nurses that work in WA have to do an online thingme about it.