Society & Culture Things that Shit me part X- The Tenth edition!

[TubbsFarquhar]

Who will be voting for the Health Australia Party tomorrow?

No, Kyle.

 

[Keys]

Who will be voting for the Health Australia Party tomorrow?

Idiots

 

[Reynolds Number]

Spraining a knee trying to avoid a firecracker aimed at me.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Hello

 

[raskolnikov]

Hello

Why did Adele's chicken cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.

 

[BotsMaster]

Why did Adele's chicken cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

In a hostel, where there's a shower head right next to the toilet, is it so hard to close the toilet lid when you shower so the seat doesn't get sprayed with water?

Also, looking around, no plunger and this is a toilet that a sign says not to put toilet paper in.

Wish me luck.

 

[Catfish Alley]

You posted that while sitting on the toilet didn't you??

 

[Tbonefreo]

My neck. It hurts on and off. I e had xrays , gone to physio, gone to chiro. No one can tell me definitely what is wrong with me. Its hurting really badly on my right side since last night. Im so sick of living in pain.

Could be your shoulder. I had a similar issue.

 

[Xtreme]

Something that has really shitted me recently, people that use public toilets (like at the shops for example) that let the toilet seat drop and make a really loud THUD noise. It's really irritating when you are in either the next cubicle. I'm going to have a case of public toilet rage about it soon, I've already progressed from getting irritated about it with my inner thoughts. I have been starting to verbal things out loud now too like calling them rude campaigners

 

[Drumroe]

Something that has really shitted me recently, people that use public toilets (like at the shops for example) that let the toilet seat drop and make a really loud THUD noise. It's really irritating when you are in either the next cubicle. I'm going to have a case of public toilet rage about it soon, I've already progressed from getting irritated about it with my inner thoughts. I have been starting to verbal things out loud now too like calling them rude campaigners

Sounds like youre using public toilets too often.

 

[Marklar_33]

Something that has really shitted me recently, people that use public toilets (like at the shops for example) that let the toilet seat drop and make a really loud THUD noise. It's really irritating when you are in either the next cubicle. I'm going to have a case of public toilet rage about it soon, I've already progressed from getting irritated about it with my inner thoughts. I have been starting to verbal things out loud now too like calling them rude campaigners

Ummm, ok

Normal people prefer not to grab the seat for extended periods of time...

 

[Xtreme]

Sounds like youre using public toilets too often.

The actual toilets at the retail job are horrid so the toilets in the actual shopping centre are better and CLEANER

Ummm, ok

Normal people prefer not to grab the seat for extended periods of time...

They don't need to let the damn thing fall and have a loud bang happening!

 

[Marklar_33]

They don't need to let the damn thing fall and have a loud bang happening!

Well, it is a day for addressing big issues after all

 

[Xtreme]

Well, it is a day for addressing big issues after all

Damn straight, the noise it makes is horrid!! Aside from being so damn loud it gives me the nails on a chalkboard style feeling.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Work drinks last night as one of the team was leaving
Me drinking too much
Pretty sure I told me female colleague/superior to lay down and rot

 

[Perth gal]

Work drinks last night as one of the team was leaving
Me drinking too much
Pretty sure I told me female colleague/superior to lay down and rot

Oh crap

 

[Off The Couch]

Work drinks last night as one of the team was leaving
Me drinking too much
Pretty sure I told me female colleague/superior to lay down and rot

Why am I not surprised
Guess you are about to find out Monday morning

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Why am I not surprised
Guess you are about to find out Monday morning

Nothing like that. We get along well and she drove me home. I think she was more like Wtf is this guy on about

 

[BlueBelle]

Carlton's putrid performance last night.

YES I'M STILL ANGRY!

 

[Gough]

Bad night for Menzies' clubs.

 

[BALKAN]

Carlton's putrid performance last night.

YES I'M STILL ANGRY!

I was spewing that I was missing Silvagni's debut, looking back it's probably a good thing I didn't get to see the game

 

[BlueBelle]

I was spewing that I was missing Silvagni's debut, looking back it's probably a good thing I didn't get to see the game

It was torture

 

[IKnowtheDog]

I can appreciate the cameraman's skill in finding glamours in the crowd at sporting events but would it be possible to capture some of the on field action

 

[BALKAN]

It was torture