Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XI - The Eleventh One!

[pantskyle]

yeah, I'm deleting tinder - I'm over it, it's done nothing but hurt

What about Grindr?

 

[Off The Couch]

I've got a real knack for picking complete psychos, or absolute bitches

finding a nice chick that likes footy and sports in general shouldn't be this hard should it?

My other half has got it pretty damn good

Love footy, love watching action movies, hate shopping, not into jewellery. I do though cost him a fortune in pedicures, hair and clothing

BUT I am also a prize bitch when it suits me

 

[Hoffy95]

King Elvis take a look here bud.

 

[Hoffy95]

Flowers are nice, bout nothing beats a brolly.

Or a sardine.

 

[Impunity!]

You might swoon here

 

[Hoffy95]

BRB have to go drink Pinot with various high wealth types.

 

[perthblue]

when I am plugging away 12 inches deep inside a Sri Lankan supermodel and she makes me stop because J'm too big. *sigh* i exclaimed as I tucked my python back into the python exhibit, i guess i'll have to wait for the other supermodels which i date/live with to come home.

 

[Kipz]

BRB have to go drink Pinot with various high wealth types.

While you're still mellowing on <90k p/a. Try not to get star struck there sport

 

[Hawthorn United]

Come back to TLS mate

What is this?

 

[Keys]

While you're still mellowing on <90k p/a. Try not to get star struck there sport

As if he'd get out of bed for that

BRB spamming z-grade celebrities twitter accounts

 

[Breva_]

What about Grindr?

How's that been working out for you bud? xx

 

[Kipz]

What is this?

Advanced minds. You won't like it

 

[pantskyle]

How's that been working out for you bud? xx

Filled with blitzers.

 

[perthblue]

can u guys P.O back to TLs

 

[pantskyle]

when I am plugging away 12 inches deep inside a Sri Lankan supermodel and she makes me stop because J'm too big. *sigh* i exclaimed as I tucked my python back into the python exhibit, i guess i'll have to wait for the other supermodels which i date/live with to come home.

Would have believed you if you didn't make up a nationality.

 

[Off The Couch]

I'm reading this thread at work and laughing one minute at another Crowy melt down and then tearing up over Mr Smooth not being in a good space.

Never change BF - love it

Edit: changed from crying to laughing as it should of said "crying with laughter"

 

[Off The Couch]

I came in to complain about pretentious wank

Popped across the road for some lunch - ordered the sweet potato slice

Them: have here, take away
Me: take away
Them: would you like that served with garden forage
Me: salad??? Yes


Garden ****ing forage

Get back to the office and it's got flowers, and herbs and what resembles weeds - like wtf - whatever happened to tomato and cue

 

[Keys]

I came in to complain about pretentious wank

Popped across the road for some lunch - ordered the sweet potato slice

Them: have here, take away
Me: take away
Them: would you like that served with garden forage
Me: salad??? Yes


Garden ******* forage

Get back to the office and it's got flowers, and salads and what resembles weeds - like wtf - whatever happened to tomato and cue

Well they did say garden forage so sounds pretty accurate

Either that or you got Shell 's flowers

 

[Firestarter]

Would have believed you if you didn't make up a nationality.

I've seen their Mexican Staring Frogs.

 

[Firestarter]

I came in to complain about pretentious wank

Popped across the road for some lunch - ordered the sweet potato slice

Them: have here, take away
Me: take away
Them: would you like that served with garden forage
Me: salad??? Yes


Garden ******* forage

Get back to the office and it's got flowers, and herbs and what resembles weeds - like wtf - whatever happened to tomato and cue

Garden forage? Tf is that language. Aside from douchebag.

 

[Shell]

Or a sardine.

Or a pretzel. Or a photo that came with the frame.

 

[Croweater]

I'm reading this thread at work and crying one minute at another Crowy melt down and then tearing up over Mr Smooth not being in a good space.

Never change BF - love it

I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

I don't find Smooth's battle all that cheerful to be honest.

 

[Shell]

I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

I don't find Smooth's battle all that cheerful to be honest.

Dude. Calm the **** down, go merge something.

 

[Shell]

Believe she said she was crying over his posts. Did they not teach you to read in law school?

 

[Croweater]

Dude. Calm the **** down, go merge something.

"Never change BF. Love it."

NB: Heed your own advice.