Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XII - The Twelfth One!

[HBF]

Cannot wait for the HBF dad stories on here.

During the middle of the night no doubt....

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Or the amount of poor jokes.

HBF jr's gonna hear about 10,000 before they hit primary school.

 

[bresker]

That woman's voice in the Tradie underwear advert. I want to rip out her voicebox. I can't cope any more.

 

[gaskin]

People who can't chew with their mouth closed. I was in the car with my mate earlier and he had some chewing gum. I don't think I have ever heard anyone chew on a chewie that loud before.

 

[Gralin]

Delayed flights, at least it's on the way to work not on the way home

 

[HBF]

Or the amount of poor jokes.

HBF jr's gonna hear about 10,000 before they hit primary school.

I've certainly got quite a few dad jokes locked and loaded for him.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

I've certainly got quite a few dad jokes locked and loaded for him.

Him?

Was that intentional?

 

[GreyCrow]

Him?

Was that intentional?

 

[Shell]

Him?

Was that intentional?

Yeah they announced it was a boy a few months back.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Yeah they announced it was a boy a few months back.

Oh!

Thought it was a slip-up.

 

[HBF]

Oh!

Thought it was a slip-up.

Nah no slip up.
We found out the sex of the baby as early as we could.

 

[Shell]

Nah no slip up.
We found out the sex of the baby as early as we could.

Are you keeping names to yourself? I know a lot of couples do that.


PS. I can recommend Agamemnon.

 

[t_94]

When people say ' it is what it is'

 

[akkaps]

When people say ' it is what it is'

But what is it?

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Nah no slip up.
We found out the sex of the baby as early as we could.

Ah phew!
All sweet.

Will he be a consistent BF poster like the 2 of you?

He'll need a 3 letter BF name with the letter B in it somewhere.

 

[craigos]

But what is it?

Clearly, it's what it is.

 

[HBF]

Are you keeping names to yourself? I know a lot of couples do that.


PS. I can recommend Agamemnon.

Yes we are.
We do have a name picked out, but nobody knows.

 

[Billy ray]

Yes we are.
We do have a name picked out, but nobody knows.

Billy ray is an awesome name. Can be called William Raymond in formal circles

 

[Gough]

Billy ray is an awesome name. Can be called William Raymond in formal circles

Billy Ray Cyrus, Achy Breaky Heart, kid will get teased.

 

[Shell]

Bort ftw

 

[iluvparis]

Bort ftw

Please don't - my son is also called Bort.

 

[TNTre]

Please don't - my son is also called Bort.

Are you referring to my son who is also called Bort?

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[Perth gal]

How about Gilbert. Nice solid name. Can be called Gill for short.

 

[Run n Spread]

How about Gilbert. Nice solid name. Can be called Gill for short.

Terrible baby name thread.

 

[Shell]

Gill can go ead.