Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XII - The Twelfth One!

[MrsEddieBetts]

Just got abused for stealing someone's carpark, when she didn't have her indicator on, nor was she in the actual aisle with the empty space. Wtf.

 

[PoppedCorn]

Just got abused for stealing someone's carpark, when she didn't have her indicator on, nor was she in the actual aisle with the empty space. Wtf.

The movie Fried Green Tomatoes At the Whistle Stop Cafe Springs to mind

 

[Shell]

The movie Fried Green Tomatoes At the Whistle Stop Cafe Springs to mind

Or Malcolm in the Middle.

"FGT: Lady face it- I'm older and have insurance"

 

[Keys]

McDonalds and Uber have joined forces. There's two companies that deserve each other.

Given that I've relatively recently started working doing ubereats this development has been good for me

 

[Gough]

Given that I've relatively recently started working doing ubereats this development has been good for me

How does it work? Does some fatty use an app on their phone because they couldn't be arsed going to Maccas, and you oblige by turning up with their food, and they compensate you for your largesse?

 

[iluvparis]

How does it work? Does some fatty use an app on their phone because they couldn't be arsed going to Maccas, and you oblige by turning up with their food, and they compensate you for your largesse?

I've seen people advertising $10 jobs on airtasker to deliver KFC to their house.

 

[Gough]

I've seen people advertising $10 jobs on airtasker to deliver KFC to their house.

This is why nobody like millennials.

 

[quotemokc]

I know its just a bird but it shits me that just because it is defending its nest that it should be killed.

It cant kill anyone and if you need to visit these areas wear a hat and sunnies for protection ffs.

http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/m...oddlers-at-whiteman-park-20170913-gyglfz.html

Magpie killed after swooping attacks on toddlers at Whiteman Park

 

[GreyCrow]

I know its just a bird but it shits me that just because it is defending its nest that it should be killed.

It cant kill anyone and if you need to visit these areas wear a hat and sunnies for protection ffs.

http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/m...oddlers-at-whiteman-park-20170913-gyglfz.html

Magpie killed after swooping attacks on toddlers at Whiteman Park

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[peternorth]

You're not a fan of Uber? I thought everyone was (except taxi drivers).

had experience with Lyft recently and it was as fruitful as uber

 

[Scotland]

I don't get the mass appeal of UberEats and similar. Just go to the takeaway place you lazy kents.

 

[Tadpole]

Having to have an endoscopy and colonoscopy next Tuesday, to check if there's anything going on in there that could be causing low iron, and occasional random bleeding. On the upside though, it will be over and done with and I'll be recovered from the procedure in time for my birthday next Friday.

 

[GreyCrow]

Having to have an endoscopy and colonoscopy next Tuesday, to check if there's anything going on in there that could be causing low iron, and occasional random bleeding. On the upside though, it will be over and done with and I'll be recovered from the procedure in time for my birthday next Friday.

All the best. I assume they have checked Vitamin B levels?

 

[Tadpole]

All the best. I assume they have checked Vitamin B levels?

I honestly can't remember. It was months ago it came out during my regular yearly blood test to check my cholesterol levels and a couple of other things. Can't remember if Vitamin B was on the list or not.

 

[Gralin]

Air travel
It reminds me how much I hate people

 

[revival_mode]

Air travel
It reminds me how much I hate people

so much. don't mind flying itself but dealing with all the other useless pricks just make you want it to crash.

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

MEB = 13,5,2
+
HBF = 8,2,6
=
21,7,8 = UGH

ugh
əː,ʌx/
exclamation
informal

1. used to express disgust or horror.
   "ugh—what's this disgusting object?"

(I put the PRO in procrastination)

 

[MrKK]

Bars that don't show sport on TVs. I have to miss watching our final on Saturday going to birthday drinks at one of these unAustralian venues.

 

[Scotland]

Bars with TVs are shit.

 

[Pessimistic]

$25 for a delivered pizza?

I'd want the whole $25 to make it worth my while delivering it

Don't know how it's a business really

 

[Bomberboyokay]

I don't get the mass appeal of UberEats and similar. Just go to the takeaway place you lazy kents.

People don't want to dine-in at McDonald's at 10.30pm with drunk wogs and Adele or Birdy blaring, and driving drunk/stoned is negligent.

 

[Bomberboyokay]

Return a phone call at 4.21pm and the campaigner has ****ed off. Will I be moving jerbs? The cliffhanger will be answered on Monday.

 

[edgie]

Having to have an endoscopy and colonoscopy next Tuesday, to check if there's anything going on in there that could be causing low iron, and occasional random bleeding. On the upside though, it will be over and done with and I'll be recovered from the procedure in time for my birthday next Friday.

It's not really a procedure. The worst part is without doubt the stuff that empties your bowels. You'll shit till there's nothing left to shit so then your body will start finding stuff to shit that isn't supposed to be shat, and you'll feel like dying on the toilet would be a sweet release from the agony.

Sent from mTalk

 

[Scotland]

You'll shit till there's nothing left to shit so then your body will start finding stuff to shit that isn't supposed to be shat, and you'll feel like dying on the toilet would be a sweet release from the agony.

This is an outstanding paragraph.

I hope kids study it at school in years to come.

 

[Tadpole]

It's not really a procedure. The worst part is without doubt the stuff that empties your bowels. You'll shit till there's nothing left to shit so then your body will start finding stuff to shit that isn't supposed to be shat, and you'll feel like dying on the toilet would be a sweet release from the agony.

Sent from mTalk

Oh fun. Got to go all the way up to Noarlunga Hospital for it, and neither myself nor my husband drive (and the taxi will be way too expensive), so it'll be fun trying to navigate public transport to get back home will be interesting. On the upside, once it's over, I don't think I'll be giving a shit about much for a few days afterwards.