Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XII - The Twelfth One!

[Cruyff14]

viewing lavinia nixon in person and realising makeup free Lav is much different.

Where was she?

 

[peternorth]

Where was she?

at a golf club I frequent

 

[GeelongFTW]

Where was she?

who is she is the more pressing concern for me...

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

who is she is the more pressing concern for me...

Weather girl.

 

[the_interloper]

viewing lavinia nixon in person and realising makeup free Lav is much different.

She'd still have a decent chassis though I'd imagine.

 

[peternorth]

She'd still have a decent chassis though I'd imagine.

No doubt she eats well, healthy is what I call it.

 

[GeelongFTW]

That blue planet 2 ad ch9 have been showing.
Bloody awful and super disrespectful to ol' m8 Daveo.

 

[brahj]

That blue planet 2 ad ch9 have been showing.
Bloody awful and super disrespectful to ol' m8 Daveo.

+1

They did the same thing when advertising Planet Earth 2. Severely cheapens probably the best Nature Documentary series ever.

 

[dales.girl38]

Being stressed out because you don't know where you're going, look up and see a speed camera flash, look down and realise you must have missed the speed sign going down to 80, fuuuuuuuck saaaaaaake.

 

[Shell]

Being stressed out because you don't know where you're going, look up and see a speed camera flash, look down and realise you must have missed the speed sign going down to 80, fuuuuuuuck saaaaaaake.

Uh oh.

How fast were you going do you think?

 

[Richo is God]

Being stressed out because you don't know where you're going, look up and see a speed camera flash, look down and realise you must have missed the speed sign going down to 80, fuuuuuuuck saaaaaaake.

Look up from what? Looking at your phone?

 

[dales.girl38]

Uh oh.

How fast were you going do you think?

About 87 I think, it'll be my first fine so I'll try to get off. The road kept changing from 100 to 80 to 100 to 80 that I lost track while worrying about where I was, I was just going with the flow of traffic so I imagine a few of us were speeding.

Look up from what? Looking at your phone?

No, up from the road. I never use my phone while driving and have no sympathy for people who get caught doing so.

 

[Cruyff14]

About 87 I think, it'll be my first fine so I'll try to get off. The road kept changing from 100 to 80 to 100 to 80 that I lost track while worrying about where I was, I was just going with the flow of traffic so I imagine a few of us were speeding.No, up from the road. I never use my phone while driving and have no sympathy for people who get caught doing so.

If it is your first fine and you write a letter you will get off 100%

 

[Speck]

About 87 I think, it'll be my first fine so I'll try to get off. The road kept changing from 100 to 80 to 100 to 80 that I lost track while worrying about where I was, I was just going with the flow of traffic so I imagine a few of us were speeding.No, up from the road. I never use my phone while driving and have no sympathy for people who get caught doing so.

Car speedo's are typically 5-7km/h below what the actual speed is so you may be okay there!

 

[dales.girl38]

Car speedo's are typically 5-7km/h below what the actual speed is so you may be okay there!

Mmm that would be nice! I reckon at that speed mine is only a few km’s off and with the leeway you get (2-3km?) it might put me only a couple of km’s over. I guess I’ll have to wait and see [emoji51]

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Mmm that would be nice! I reckon at that speed mine is only a few km’s off and with the leeway you get (2-3km?) it might put me only a couple of km’s over. I guess I’ll have to wait and see [emoji51]

I got off by writing a letter citing my impeccable driving record

 

[Billy ray]

Another cafe related one...
Everyone loves avo on toast. Those with a house and mortgage and those without.

But ffs, when you serve it on what is crunchy toasted bread, provide steak knives not butter knives.

 

[Cruyff14]

Mmm that would be nice! I reckon at that speed mine is only a few km’s off and with the leeway you get (2-3km?) it might put me only a couple of km’s over. I guess I’ll have to wait and see [emoji51]

We wrote something similar to the effect of this

Dear Officer in Charge,

I am writing in relation to traffic offence xxx committed at [time] on [date].

I accept that at no time is speeding safe. In this case due to [insert brief comment on circumstances, don't give excuses] I drifted over the speed limit for a short period of time. I have now modified my driving behaviour and pay more attention to my speed in such circumstances.

Given my good driving record I would like to request a caution for this infringement.

Regards,
[Your name]

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Ripped a huuuge hole in my jeans and I'm out shopping

 

[Beerfish]

Ripped a huuuge hole in my jeans and I'm out shopping

I hate it when a fart is way bigger than you think it's going to be.

 

[Gralin]

Ripped a huuuge hole in my jeans and I'm out shopping

one time at work I sat down in my jeans and felt a cold touch on my thigh right up high, I'd ripped a seam sitting down, had to go for a walk in town to a jeans shop feeling quite breezy.....

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I hate it when a fart is way bigger than you think it's going to be.

Girls don't fart

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Another cafe related one...
Everyone loves avo on toast. Those with a house and mortgage and those without.

But ffs, when you serve it on what is crunchy toasted bread, provide steak knives not butter knives.

Chappyuk doesn't, he prefers pineapple on toast.

 

[GreyCrow]

Girls don't fart

 

[Gralin]

to be fair evil Janet isn't exactly a girl