Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

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HairyO said:
I feel like it becomes awkward here when I ask which category you fall in to... but I dare say being a female on a footy forum you've probably been asked 8,000 times before.
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more like ive mentioned it 8,000 times. Am a 10/12 C- but at Bras and things was measured and she reckoned i was a D but i honestly dont believe her. So idk large C or small D I guess.
 
Shell said:
more like ive mentioned it 8,000 times. Am a 10/12 C- but at Bras and things was measured and she reckoned i was a D but i honestly dont believe her. So idk large C or small D I guess.
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Probably because there are so many DD, F, G, GG, etc around these days. Can be well endowed while feeling tiny compared to everyone else.

Friend of mine is a C and a D (yes, an entire cup size difference from left to right) and I have to say she looks like what I would say is normal.

Probably also a perspective thing and how skinny you are. I knew a girl who was scrawny and huge. And she'd wear very tight clothes too.

So now all I have to do is talk about going to dinner and we have a whole new story. Of course, Im older than you so its an automatic fail !

HomerThompson said:
For scrambled eggs the next morning.
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Or its to stop the scrambling of the eggs the night before.
 
palmomagpie said:
Sent flowers to one girl my whole life and she recieved a giant teddy bear and an even larger bouquet on the same day from some other fella. Maybe I'm just jealous of RU_ being able to pull it off :)
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Oh but I didn’t pull it off, she called in sick the day I sent them. :p


:(
 
HairyO said:
Probably because there are so many DD, F, G, GG, etc around these days. Can be well endowed while feeling tiny compared to everyone else.

Friend of mine is a C and a D (yes, an entire cup size difference from left to right) and I have to say she looks like what I would say is normal.

Probably also a perspective thing and how skinny you are. I knew a girl who was scrawny and huge. And she'd wear very tight clothes too.

So now all I have to do is talk about going to dinner and we have a whole new story. Of course, Im older than you so its an automatic fail !



Or its to stop the scrambling of the eggs the night before.
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Yeah I've heard that before- one being a whole size bigger than the other. My left is a tiny bit bigger than the right, that is no so uncommon- but nfi how annoying it would be to have a bigger difference. Ive seen on TV some women get surgery to correct it.

Tbh i wouldnt want much bigger, stuff getting the neck/shoulder/back pain that comes with it.
 

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Shell said:
Yeah I've heard that before- one being a whole size bigger than the other. My left is a tiny bit bigger than the right, that is no so uncommon- but nfi how annoying it would be to have a bigger difference. Ive seen on TV some women get surgery to correct it.

Tbh i wouldnt want much bigger, stuff getting the neck/shoulder/back pain that comes with it.
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Bras are bad news. Cause all sorts of problems.

It's good sports bras or it's nothing. I can get you the science if you like.

Normal bras bring on sagging. Cause cancer. And eccentuate one bigger than the other.

Let the **** be free and phuq
the prudes.

and guys with decent willy's get similar issues with tight Jocks
 
GG.exe said:
153 pages into the second thread and you're all STILL in desperate need of romantic/sex/love advice from GG.sexe
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More like ...you're no longer in desperate need of the bolded going by your custom title change :p
 
GG.exe said:
I've never been in need....well, that's a lie.....i'm insatiable, so I'm constantly in need. But you lot are clearly struggling.
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On the contrary, I think people are actually having more luck these days :) . As far as this thread is concerned, no news is good news.
 
MWPP said:
On the contrary, I think people are actually having more luck these days :) . As far as this thread is concerned, no news is good news.
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One sexual encounter recently in the last 8-18+ months of starvation does not make it "having more luck" and putting smiles on people's faces. Well, it shouldn't, anyway. That's a horrible state of affairs to be content with. The longest I've ever gone without is maximum 8 hours (if I push it), and that's what everyone should be getting and aiming for really. All that love and sex in you all, just wilting away on the vine :( Or maybe I'm just a machine compared to humanity?
 
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