Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 1: Baghdad Bombers vs Gumbies FFC @ Abdu Prison

[TheCoach16]

We all know KohPhi is racist mate.

And that’s not even his worst trait...

 

[VSTone]

See, Wolves is nice. Has a good ring to it...

I’d join the Wolves. I’d never join the Gumbies.

Wake up Coach! you're having a dry dream... Wolves, Gumbies, Wombats, Wotevs ... they should amalgamate with the Coney Island Warriors and call themselves the Coney Island Warriors.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Okay Bombers, bringing this tradition back for season 27. Here is the pre game warm up track. All our members will have their scarves in the air as we sing this.

TL15 & TC16.

 

[KohPhi]

We all know KohPhi is racist mate.

C'mon mate. I'm so not racist. I respect all race, colour and creed.

...except the Dutch, I ******* hate the Dutch.

 

[VSTone]

Okay Bombers, bringing this tradition back for season 27. Here is the pre game warm up track. All our members will have their scarves in the air as we sing this.

I'm all in.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

C'mon mate. I'm so not racist. I respect all race, colour and creed.

...except the Dutch, I ******* hate the Dutch.

I must say this one is not for the faint hearted.

******* working class!

 

[TheCoach16]

Okay Bombers, bringing this tradition back for season 27. Here is the pre game warm up track. All our members will have their scarves in the air as we sing this.

Pumped! ...

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Pumped! ...

* I forgot the sign off. Hang on a minute.

 

[TheCoach16]

C'mon mate. I'm so not racist. I respect all race, colour and creed.

...except the Dutch, I ******* hate the Dutch.

Dutch this...

 

[Morning_Fog]

Game day.

Hang over - tick
No sleep last night - tick
Smash the bombers - tick

 

[TheCoach16]

Game day.

Hang over - tick
No sleep last night - tick
Smash the bombers - tick

Two out of three ain’t bad, mate...

 

[Morning_Fog]

Two out of three ain’t bad, mate...

True, got to sleep at like 7am.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

True, got to sleep at like 7am.

No need to worry though, I will be putting your lights out very early in the match. You will be fast asleep before quarter time.

 

[Morning_Fog]

No need to worry though, I will be putting your lights out very early in the match. You will be fast asleep before quarter time.

And I will still be best on ground.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

And I will still be best on ground.

Mate please. If you are trying to intimidate a two time all SFA and a player responsible for the greatest grand final performance ever it simply won’t work.

 

[Morning_Fog]

Mate please. If you are trying to intimidate a two time all SFA and a player responsible for the greatest grand final performance ever it simply won’t work.

You are the Dasey Pearce of the SFA. Congratulations mate

 

[TheCoach16]

You are the Dasey Pearce of the SFA. Congratulations mate

Oh, now you’ve done it!...

I can’t help you anymore.

 

[TheCoach16]

And I will still be best on ground.

Mate, worry about getting a kick...

Leave the real stuff to the professionals.

 

[Morning_Fog]

Oh, now you’ve done it!...

I can’t help you anymore.

You mean, Tony Lynn 15 isn’t up the duff?

 

[TheCoach16]

You mean, Tony Lynn 15 isn’t up the duff?

Not the way we did it...

 

[Morning_Fog]

Mate, worry about getting a kick...

Leave the real stuff to the professionals.

Like who?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

You mean, Tony Lynn 15 isn’t up the duff?

I once managed to get up Hilary Duff if that counts.

 

[Morning_Fog]

Not the way we did it...

End of season trip to Broken Hill?

I see.

 

[Morning_Fog]

I once managed to get up Hilary Duff if that counts.

Does bill know?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

You are the Dasey Pearce of the SFA. Congratulations mate

Are you saying I am one of the few straight players in the SFA?