Competitions Sweet FA Tour of BigFooty - Carlton Board vs SFA Board - TODAY 1pm-2pm(ish)

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Please don't start a shipload of puns

They are hardly cheese puns.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Okay all I can see is conga Bob then

That’s my pregame routine.

 

[GWS Goose]

Are you also a ginger?

It's 2020, we dont use words like that any more

#redheadsmatter

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

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Holy *. Is this the lineup you get when teams pretend all of their good players are injured?

 

[ferrisb]

Longest. Preseason. Ever.

I've been training the house down.

Which is a problem coz now I can't leave the house for six weeks.

 

[T2B_]

They are hardly cheese puns.

I gouda get outta here before those start...

 

[Barrybran]

I've been training the house down.

Which is a problem coz now I can't leave the house for six weeks.

You're allowed to exercise outside provided you're wearing a Hazmat suit

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

You're allowed to exercise outside provided you're wearing a Hazmat suit

I assumed he couldn't leave because he trained the house down and is now stuck under a house.

 

[Tonga Bob]

You're allowed to exercise outside provided you're wearing a Hazmat suit

Warriors sign Hazmat suit.

 

[ferrisb]

Good thing I didn't bring any ships with me

They're safer in the harbour anyway.

Note: I get all my advice from Italian waiters in NAB ads...

 

[Jabba73]

I've been training the house down.

Which is a problem coz now I can't leave the house for six weeks.

Still some left standing ...

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

I wonder if any of this attrocious hotpot All (that's left) Star team have been banned from this board and so can't post. If so, let me know so I can look into your case and pay lip service to your hardships.

In the meantime:

 

[Barrybran]

I assumed he couldn't leave because he trained the house down and is now stuck under a house.

Could be worse I guess. He could have lived in a block in North Melbourne.

 

[ferrisb]

This thread feels like a red light district.

All normal societal rules go out the window. And every poster gets to indulge their inner most predilections that they are normally too polite to reveal in public.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

This thread feels like a red light district.

All normal societal rules go out the window. And every poster gets to indulge their inner most predilections that they are normally too polite to reveal in public.

It's what the banter thread was meant to be.

 

[myblueroan]

That’s my pregame routine.

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This is mine



Knees up higher Ferris and Thy.
Mrs Betts stop hiding in the back row there. We can still see you.

 

[ferrisb]

It's what the banter thread was meant to be.

Never really ventured there for fear of encountering too many ferals.

But, talking smack and posting rubbish? Jeebers, this is fun!

Inb4 someone says 'but ferris, you always post rubbish'

 

[GremioPower]

I’m more worried about when it closes tbh.

In Sweet, all pubs are open 24/7; right, Mobbs? It's the law.

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Or is it just a Sin City thing? I barely go to other parts of the town.

P.S.: I know what I did. I don't use the official name of the district.

 

[Barrybran]

This thread feels like a red light district.

All normal societal rules go out the window. And every poster gets to indulge their inner most predilections that they are normally too polite to reveal in public.

It's one of the perks of Sweet FA. We still have to abide by BF rules but there's a lot more leniency than club or general discussion boards. We all gather for a computer simulation and stay for the banter.

 

[Marlowe]

This thread feels like a red light district.

All normal societal rules go out the window. And every poster gets to indulge their inner most predilections that they are normally too polite to reveal in public.

We took inspiration from the Collingwood board.

 

[ferrisb]

This is mine



Knees up higher Ferris and Thy.
Mrs Betts stop hiding in the back row there. We can still see you.

That is equal parts disturbing and fascinating...

 

[ferrisb]

I just realised why I'm having so much fun here.

My school teachers always told me I'd amount to SFA!

 

[Jabba73]

Never really ventured there for fear of encountering too many ferals.

But, talking smack and posting rubbish? Jeebers, this is fun!

Inb4 someone says 'but ferris, you always post rubbish'

But ferris, you always post rubbish

 

[ferrisb]

But ferris, you always post rubbish

You're right.

But at least I got inb4 you!

 

[manangatang]

I realise I’m 30 kegs over playing weight but to be given the Chaminda before getting a run is a bit rough...

The Chaminda... lol, gold.