Official Match Thread Season 34, Round 2 - Dragons FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Ljp86's Lair

[T2B_]

Baked beans? That explains the smell in our changerooms then.

Explains the Firestarter part too. Heaven forbid someone light a match in there...

 

[HirdsTheWord]

* me dead, due for a win here lads.

 

[T2B_]

* me dead, due for a win here lads.

 

[Pie 4 Life]

We'll never lose that.

Bonz touched our hearts... and various other parts.

Depends on the level of service you gave him as a midfielder

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Knifey Spoony what are your recommendations for our visit to Dragon Island Subway? I'm thinking the buffalo chicken.

I'm sure Knifey Spoony still has some of Bonz special sauce in the back. Funnily enough that's where it was made. As well as the front, on the counter.

 

[Power Raid]

Because I don't eat spaghetti or baked beans in a container. I'm not a British camper.

Straight out of the tin or out of glad wrap?

 

[Firestarter]

Straight out of the tin or out of glad wrap?

........

Little from column a...

 

[HirdsTheWord]

* give us a lift

we need it

 

[serial_thrilla]

 

[serial_thrilla]

Has the joke been made yet that the Rats are on track for a -28 point season?

 

[Firestarter]

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Guy, get outta here.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Has the joke been made yet that the Rats are on track for a -28 point season?

Aiming for -56 if that's possible.

 

[T2B_]

Guy, get outta here.

That's Dragon royalty there pal.

 

[Firestarter]

That's Dragon royalty there pal.

I kinda didn't want to explain the joke but I guess I will: "Homer? Who is this Homer? My name is Guy Incognito."

 

[T2B_]

I kinda didn't want to explain the joke but I guess I will: "Homer? Who is this Homer? My name is Guy Incognito."

Ah gotcha, I'm knackered.

 

[serial_thrilla]

I kinda didn't want to explain the joke but I guess I will: "Homer? Who is this Homer? My name is Guy Incognito."

Don't worry mate. I got the joke.

 

[Firestarter]

They're eating her! And then they're gonna eat me!

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Unpopular opinion week 2:

The Simpsons is an overated TV show.

 

[Firestarter]

Unpopular opinion week 2:

The Simpsons is an overated TV show.

Friends is an awful romantic sitcom

 

[DragoDelph]

Friends is an awful romantic sitcom

Are you trying to make a point? I thought was it’s whole premise

 

[Firestarter]

Are you trying to make a point? I thought was it’s whole premise

Maybe I should've said HIMYM is five times worse but has more memes.

 

[Knifey Spoony]

Knifey Spoony what are your recommendations for our visit to Dragon Island Subway? I'm thinking the buffalo chicken.

I hear the seafood suprise actually contains fish now, might be worth a go

I'm sure Knifey Spoony still has some of Bonz special sauce in the back. Funnily enough that's where it was made. As well as the front, on the counter.

Yes, that is two locations. Only 24 more to go

 

[jackster83]

Aiming for -56 if that's possible.

 

[okeydoke7]

One slight blemish in my career is that I’ve only won one Fred Medal, called the Alf Andrews Medal in its time.

I won it while at the Dragons all the way back in Season 11.

If very much love to win a 2nd 23 seasons later. It’d really reinforce my longevity and dominance. And it’d be an honour to win it with the Swamprats.

A 2nd Fred, a 2nd premiership and 1000 goals by the end of season 35 and I can finally drift off into the sunset as an immortal.

 

[philreich]

I never understood the purpose of glad wrap, other than making people cry.

why not just put stuff in a container?

Many years ago, one of the ladies at work used glad wrap to her advantage. One of the guys in the office (Dave) was like a washing machine on legs when he ate, and this lady came prepared to a section lunch one day. The human garbage disposal sat opposite her, so she covered her food with glad wrap, to protect it from potential projectiles.

Dave really was incredible. He used to love KFC (let's be honest - who doesn't?), but his method of eating it had to be seen to be believed. At one point, he was choking on a bone, while trying to force even more chicken down his gullet. I jokingly told people that I shook his keyboard one day, and a 3 course meal fell out .