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Norm Smith Medallist
- Jan 14, 2022
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WHERE IS THE SEASON 35 FIXTURE?
As the 35th season of the Sweet F.A grows closer the media, supporters, players, and those involved in club land continue to question when the season 35 fixture will arrive.
A growing group have begun to question the competence of the competition governing board. They have urged the fixture to be released IMMEDIATELY to ensure that satisfactory planning can be done to ensure that they can get to as many matches as possible in season 35.
Those in club land are currently unsure when they can book tables at the local pub to celebrate just how terrible their team had done on a specific match day and the players of the West Coast Wonders are waiting to call QANTAS to ensure that they can book their annual football trip once they fail to reach finals.
ANGER continues to grow day by day and social media has become livid.
"It’s December 9 and still no release of the fixture." One avid SFA supporter screamed to the clouds "What the hell is the point? Just release the whole thing"
Fans have even gone as far as to ask father Christmas for the season 35 fixture. "All I want for Christmas is the ******* fixture" stated Josh from Corio
"Time to release the whole fixture so we the fans can plan around it so we can attend as many games as possible." said Matt, a local brothel owner from Dandenong, before going on to call out unspecified people of the SFA "Not everyone is paid to turn up & often need time off work just to attend 1 game"
One unknown contact from club land expressed their anger at the Sweet F.A "It’s time for the SFA to grow up and act like any other worldwide sporting organisation and just release the full fixture with dates and times for every game. We are suppose to be back to normal aren’t we. Releasing it like they are just frustrates supporters."
After contacting a high powered figure of the sweet F.A for a comment we only received "It is what it is" in a hand written pink envelope, even though we contacted them through email.
At this rate, the AFL will release the fixture before the Sweet F.A.