Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[Pistol Night]

Gumtree.

Them 7.20am: Hi. Is this still available?
Me 7.22am: Yes. It is still available.

Them was never heard from again.

Would you swap for a toaster?

 

[MP_]

rocker_oz33 , I’ve just thrown some more tools from roof height as I failed at another handyman attempt. This time my stormwater setup failed when I chose the wrong sized rivets and everything has fallen apart. Think my blood pressure is 200/150 atm

 

[Pistol Night]

rocker_oz33 , I’ve just thrown some more tools from roof height as I failed at another handyman attempt. This time my stormwater setup failed when I chose the wrong sized rivets and everything has fallen apart. Think my blood pressure is 200/150 atm

Drill them out and try bigger rivets. And a cold beer whilst performing the task for therapy

 

[Over The Post]

Bunnings got me with that a year or three ago. Bought a pack of 3mm pop rivets. Turned out they were 1/8". Good thing I had 1/8" stub drills on hand. Holes drilled.

Get a few rivets in "gee that feels loose" - yep, mix of 1/8" and 3mm rivets.

I see that in our totally metric country since 1974 that Bunnings now sell them as 3.2mm x 12.7mm rivets. Which of course is 1/8" x 1/2".

**** I hate Bunnings.

 

[rocker_oz33]

rocker_oz33 , I’ve just thrown some more tools from roof height as I failed at another handyman attempt. This time my stormwater setup failed when I chose the wrong sized rivets and everything has fallen apart. Think my blood pressure is 200/150 atm

You get yourself in a fizzle don't you.

 

[Shell]

Rivets.. pop rivets.. stub drills.. speaka the English guys.


Jk. I don't care.

I hate Bunnings too

 

[rocker_oz33]

Drill them out and try bigger rivets. And a cold beer whilst performing the task for therapy

Then run to the toliet busting foer whizz and miss the door and smash your little toe into the door frame.
And break your little toey....

 

[MP_]

Drill them out and try bigger rivets. And a cold beer whilst performing the task for therapy

Yep fixed with bigger rivets. I drink alcohol anymore so a cold soft drink has eased the anger.

 

[MP_]

Bunnings got me with that a year or three ago. Bought a pack of 3mm pop rivets. Turned out they were 1/8". Good thing I had 1/8" stub drills on hand. Holes drilled.

Get a few rivets in "gee that feels loose" - yep, mix of 1/8" and 3mm rivets.

I see that in our totally metric country since 1974 that Bunnings now sell them as 3.2mm x 12.7mm rivets. Which of course is 1/8" x 1/2".

**** I hate Bunnings.

Yep I didn’t realise they weren’t correct until the pipe held water and the weight shifted everything and water was not flowing where it was meant to. A simple job has not turned into a nightmare as I have to install fence rail from the roof to the tank to stop the pipe from sagging.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Was in Bunnings the other day.

I had 50$ left on my voucher .

Had heaps of marked down plants etc.
Went to checkout .
I said can I give you all the markdowns ones first.
Cashier goes no it's fine JUST PUT THE BASKET DOWN.
Geez no need to tell.

Don t hate them but sometimes they can shite ya.


* they have missed the markdowns at the checkout so many times.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Yep fixed with bigger rivets. I drink alcohol anymore so a cold soft drink has eased the anger.

Your very .
In a nicevwat tho.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I prefer BP tbh..

We are a Ampol family in my household (cause they sponsor Carlton)

 

[rocker_oz33]

We are a Ampol family in my household (cause they sponsor Carlton)

Does it really matter.

Petrol is petrol. .

 

[Shell]

Does it really matter.

Petrol is petrol. .

I don't think it is. 7-11 petrol is rubbish

 

[rocker_oz33]

I don't think it is. 7-11 petrol is rubbish

Is always available tho.

 

[Ghost Patrol]

I don't think it is. 7-11 petrol is rubbish

It all comes from the same boat.

 

[Pistol Night]

We are a Ampol family in my household (cause they sponsor Carlton)

I just fly Emirates up the shops because they sponsor Collingwood

 

[Shell]

I just fly Emirates up the shops because they sponsor Collingwood

Do you also shoplift at stores who sponsor Collingwood?

 

[Pistol Night]

Do you also shoplift at stores who sponsor Collingwood?

No. Just all the other ones. Too hard stealing Zinger Boxes

 

[deck]

2 shells 10kms apart. 50 cent difference. How is this legal ?

It's the market around them that dictates the price.

I'm lucky as I have a cheap Apco that usually don't raise by anymore than 30 cents. They also hold for nearly 2 weeks on the upward cycle. It also keeps the other Servos close by prices down.

 

[Shell]

No. Just all the other ones. Too hard stealing Zinger Boxes

Actually would make more sense to shoplift at other teams sponsors. Not Collingwood

 

[Shell]

It all comes from the same boat.

Does it? Look it's just my general observations here. 7/11 petrol burns quicker imo

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Gumtree.

Them 7.20am: Hi. Is this still available?
Me 7.22am: Yes. It is still available.

Them was never heard from again.

I’ve heard that this is how some poor lonely souls get their jollies. Probably make several of these calls at a time.

 

[Pistol Night]

Actually would make more sense to shoplift at other teams sponsors. Not Collingwood

We’re professional shoplifters. We know

 

[rocker_oz33]

Actually would make more sense to shoplift at other teams sponsors. Not Collingwood

Actually would make more sense to shoplift at other teams sponsors. Not Collingwood

Policeman Atkins on the case