Autopsy AFL 2025 Round 5 - Port v Hawks Sun April 13th 7:20pm AEST (AO)

[Mitchell Madness]

lol
umps loved the Hawks tonight. I hate this league.

You won by 5 goals after being 12 up, and you still cry. Talk about a bunch of sore winners

 

[SC_Power]

Mitchell presser will be fun.



I dunno, guys. Honestly… what do you want me to say? That we were terrible? That we got embarrassed? Yeah, cool. You all saw it. Everyone saw it. Ginni got texts from his mum asking if we’re okay. No, I’m not okay. Do I look okay?! We just lost by 30 points and Ken’s out there smiling like it’s Christmas morning. I saw him—I saw him—smirking in the box. Like this is all a big joke to him.

Big friendly uncle Ken! Mr. “Oh I’m just here to coach good footy and drink a Coke Zero.”
Well guess what, Ken? I’m sick of it!

And I swear to God, Ken winked at me at three-quarter time. A wink. What kind of psychological warfare is that?
Tell Ken… tell him I said congratulations.
And also… tell him to stop calling me “mate.” It hurts.

 

[catters05]

Carlton meeting tonight to discuss Hinkley for 2026 on.

Or demons

 

[hawkman]

Obviously we were just doing the competition a favour by making sure Ken is around for a bit longer

 

[MagpieExcalibur]

Dew it Kenny

 

[Hoop1888]

Really enjoyable game. Port seemed lazer precise with their kicks into the forwards, quick hand passing & catching the Hawks' (non, at times) defense out. Fair play to the Hawks for not wilting after that brutal 1st half.

 

[Visions]

Nah that's Ginnivan.

Why cant we have both?

 

[GoldbergsGold]

Lol thought the umpires were gonna get the Hawks over the line and break the biggest comeback record.

 

[XhazzafootyX]

Fully in the port Adelaide cycle

 

[010203]

“I got outcoached by a much older man who has been in the game a long time."

 

[eddiesmith]

Incorrect.
It's at the signal (im a coach, we were literally told by the head of afl Victoria coaches how it is signalled)

Well I’m an umpire so you might want to read rule 16.4.2…

 

[Cyclops]

Well that's a great win by Port, Hawks a fine side in great form.

Just on Mitchell, he was a cheeky player, copped hits and maybe returned a few too but not in Hodges league as a sniping thug.

Away from footy I'm told he's a decent fellow. He showed inexperience moaning about Ken last year, but that's a rare slip from a pretty candid hard working bloke.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

The crowd send off was perfect. Big sooky Sicily facing up to a thousand Power fans doing aeroplanes in the stands.

 

[MagpieJo]

lol
umps loved the Hawks tonight. I hate this league.

Agree, 9-0 3rd 1/4, that’s the only reason they were in it

Hopefully the tribunal is all pee and poo this week!

Bloody disgraceful behaviour

 

[JasRulz63]

Apparatus Ginnivan had some childish antic thing planned for when they won.

We will never know now what that was…..

Feels like him and Watson spent the week preparing goal celebrations and forgot you had to actually kick goals first.

 

[OneGreatClub]

You won by 5 goals after being 12 up, and you still cry. Talk about a bunch of sore winners

Facts are facts mate

 

[Duckimus Prime]

You won by 5 goals after being 12 up, and you still cry. Talk about a bunch of sore winners

Gifts from the umpires literally got you there.

 

[catters05]

lol
umps loved the Hawks tonight. I hate this league.

Should make your win more sweeter

 

[Rod Stroker]

"..and Georgiades...what's your opinion on him?"

FFS Burgoyne, what's next? you ask him his favourite colour?

 

[Hoop1888]

Wrong, the free kick occurs wherever is the greatest advantage. If it occurs at any time before the bounce it would still be at the point of infringement if to the attacking side or in the centre if to the defending side

Cheers. But the salient point would be that Jiath should have pushed him after the umpire officialy signalled the goal? Or maybe should have just walked away.

 

[Mitchell Madness]

Well I’m an umpire so you might want to read rule 16.4.2…

That signals a player must bounce the ball every 15m? Good umpire you are

 

[BG__]

Port fans would definitely be rocking up to work hungover tomorrow, if they had jobs

 

[catters05]

But you would miss the BT greatness.

His greatness was a few years ago on triplem

 

[bzparkes]

Incorrect.
It's at the signal (im a coach, we were literally told by the head of afl Victoria coaches how it is signalled)

Well I’m an umpire so you might want to read rule 16.4.2…

This explains a lot...

 

[010203]

You deserve your can of coke great man