Banter FOOTY Banter! - Who will be better in 2026? Carlton or Collingwood Part 8

[WalshistheGOAT]

Some high quality Carlton supporter action at Bunnings

Saint Kilda enjoy the next decade of misery watching SOS butcher another list build

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Don't think it could get worse than having Quaynor and PerrySpud in the top 5 of your BNF. Both absolutely dogshit.

Would much rather a couple of veterans like Haynes and Hewett playing great footy on pennies in their early 30s than those two useless spuds.

 

[Fadge]

Don't think it could get worse than having Quaynor and PerrySpud in the top 5 of your BNF. Both absolutely dogshit.

Would much rather a couple of veterans like Haynes and Hewett playing great footy on pennies in their early 30s than those two useless spuds.

Yeah, clearly.

Quaynor and Perryman finish top 5, and Pies have 16 wins to finish top 4. A better year than Carlton have had in the last quarter of a century.

Hewett and Haynes finish top 5, and Carlton have 9 wins with the easiest draw in the history of the AFL, to finish 11th.

You're quite brilliant, Walshy...

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Yeah, clearly.

Quaynor and Perryman finish top 5, and Pies have 16 wins to finish top 4. A better year than Carlton have had in the last quarter of a century.

Hewett and Haynes finish top 5, and Carlton have 9 wins with the easiest draw in the history of the AFL, to finish 11th.

You're quite brilliant, Walshy...

Hewett and Haynes both miles better than either of those two spuds.

No wonder the Pies are set to be shit for a decade.

 

[Crankyhawk]

The Pies 'journey down to the bottom of the mountain' has apparently already started, in a year where they performed better than Carlton has in any year in the last quarter of a century.

OMFG.

well, I suppose it is recognising that Collingwood are higher on the mountain than Carlton, so theres at least that bit of reality.
i'm not sure that Carlton can find a way up from the foothills leading to base camp towards the mountain summit though

 

[10571z]

Don't think it could get worse than having Quaynor and PerrySpud in the top 5 of your BNF. Both absolutely dogshit.

Would much rather a couple of veterans like Haynes and Hewett playing great footy on pennies in their early 30s than those two useless spuds.

I mean barracking for Carlton and needing to be at least 50 to have enjoyed their last flag is probably
Worse.

 

[Fadge]

Hewett and Haynes both miles better than either of those two spuds.

No wonder the Pies are set to be shit for a decade.

Yep, sure they are...

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Yep, sure they are...

72 coaches votes for the season vs 13

Not even close

 

[Fadge]

72 coaches votes for the season vs 13

Not even close

Top 5 in a top 4 team v. Top 5 in a bottom 8 team.

Not even close.

One club knows how to use their players to win games of footy. The other is Carlton.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Top 5 in a top 4 team v. Top 5 in a bottom 8 team.

Not even close.

One club knows how to use their players to win games of footy. The other is Carlton.

Quaynor and Perryman are garbage.

No rigged BnF results from Flyballs will change that fact.

 

[carlton_99]

Top 5 in a top 4 team v. Top 5 in a bottom 8 team.

Not even close.

One club knows how to use their players to win games of footy. The other is Carlton.

Good to know it now doesn't make sense to compare BnF results between players at different teams.

 

[LoungeLizard]

Top 5 in a top 4 team v. Top 5 in a bottom 8 team.

Not even close.

One club knows how to use their players to win games of footy. The other is Carlton.

I wouldn't worry too much what this bloke says.

Remember all them players that were better than Hawthorns, Hawthorn played in a prelim.
Remember all them players that were better than Collingwoods, Collingwood play in a prelim.

Carlton had probably the easiest draw seen in a long, long time and could only manage 11th, team of peahearts.



Whatever he says, usually the opposite happens.

His predictions would have to be the worst on BF by a long way, knows FA about footy.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

I wouldn't worry too much what this bloke says.

Remember all them players that were better than Hawthorns, Hawthorn played in a prelim.
Remember all them players that were better than Collingwoods, Collingwood play in a prelim.

Carlton had probably the easiest draw seen in a long, long time and could only manage 11th, team of peahearts.



Whatever he says, usually the opposite happens.

His predictions would have to be the worst on BF by a long way, knows FA about footy.

Tom McGuane a first round talent?

 

[Cyclops]

Tom McGuane a first round talent?

Well trade him to you for a first round pick in 15 years when his liver is shot.

 

[HeathySure]

Tom McGuane a first round talent?

Pies recruiting department is not interested in young dregs, they want players who can win. Dregs are left to the tanking blues. 25 years of tanking which has got you guys nowhere

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Pies recruiting department is not interested in young dregs, they want players who can win. Dregs are left to the tanking blues. 25 years of tanking which has got you guys nowhere

Mustn't fit into the Pies geriatric mandate. 12 years too young for Fly.

 

[sr36]

Blues list mmt team high fiving. Vossy asked them to get one of those Reid kids from WA and they nailed it for him - cheaply too.

 

[HeathySure]

Mustn't fit into the Pies geriatric mandate. 12 years too young for Fly.

Yep, Geriatrics play finals. Kids play VFL

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Yep, Geriatrics play finals. Kids play VFL

Is that why the Ashcroft bro's and Fletcher, Lohmann, Morris etc whooped ur butts?

 

[kreuze_missile]

Mods - close this thread.

Liam Reidy to Carlton = 2026 flag LOCK.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Is that why the Ashcroft bro's and Fletcher, Lohmann, Morris etc whooped ur butts?

Is that your team?

Compare that youth to your young crap flogs

How on earth will Carlton EVER get out of Mexico?

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Is that your team?

Compare that youth to your young crap flogs

How on earth will Carlton EVER get out of Mexico?

Blues have some fantastic young talent coming through. Pies on the other hand have nothing but absolute shite

 

[Corn Cobbers]

I wouldn't worry too much what this bloke says.

Remember all them players that were better than Hawthorns, Hawthorn played in a prelim.
Remember all them players that were better than Collingwoods, Collingwood play in a prelim.

Carlton had probably the easiest draw seen in a long, long time and could only manage 11th, team of peahearts.



Whatever he says, usually the opposite happens.

His predictions would have to be the worst on BF by a long way, knows FA about footy.

He's the worst analyst on the entire internet, possibly has never watched a game, just looks at stats

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Blues have some fantastic young talent coming through. Pies on the other hand have nothing but absolute shite

"Fantastic young talent"

Like how the Campo twins and Hollands bros were going to set you up for the decade?

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

He's the worst analyst on the entire internet, possibly has never watched a game, just looks at stats

Yes I've had some real doozies over the years...

Calls like

Cox > Walsh
Quaynor > Saad
Long > Walsh
Macrae > Kennedy
Hewett a C grader
Blues to come 17th in a year they played in a prelim
Elijah Hollands a D grade VFL spud
Mihocek > McKay
Charlie West > Curnow going forward

And my personal favourite...

"Carlton have too many players from other teams to contend for a premiership"

Despite Collingwood currently having over half their best 22 now traded in from other clubs.

Some absolutely howlers in there!