Society & Culture Things that Make You Feel Old Part 2, 7 years older

[Pistol Night]

I need to rock backwards and forwards several times to work up enough momentum to lever myself out. Not quite as bad as my husband though. At 64, he almost needs a forklift to help him get out of our couch.

Yeah i do the old momentum rock to get out of the fart sack sometimes. I count it as a situp so i do at least 7 a week

 

[rocker_oz33]

Old men are generally bad at cooking etc.
Their mums and wife's have done alot for them.Its just what happened in those days.

We were around after Mrs R olds the other night.They finally put in their new oven.
The the dad trying to tell his wife how to cook.Im righto turn it you would burn boiling water..

 

[Pistol Night]

Old men are generally bad at cooking etc.
Their mums and wife's have done alot for them.Its just what happened in those days.

We were around after Mrs R olds the other night.They finally put in their new oven.
The the dad trying to tell his wife how to cook.Im righto turn it you would burn boiling water..

Some of us old campaigners have had to endure so much My Kitchen Rules, MasterChef, Hell Kitchen etc, etc, etc over the years that were pretty much pseudo Michelin Star chefs now

 

[MarcMaverick]

Some of us old campaigners have had to endure so much My Kitchen Rules, MasterChef, Hell Kitchen etc, etc, etc over the years that were pretty much pseudo Michelin Star chefs now

With copious swearing.

 

[Pistol Night]

With copious swearing.

Im basically a shit Gordon Ramsay

 

[MarcMaverick]

Im basically a shit Gordon Ramsay

"Its raw, you donkey!"

And the bleep button as well.

 

[Pistol Night]

"Its raw, you donkey!"

And the bleep button as well.

My kids get the occasional "idiot sandwich" if i have bread nearby to keep my reflexes sharp

 

[Gough]

Some of us old campaigners have had to endure so much My Kitchen Rules, MasterChef, Hell Kitchen etc, etc, etc over the years that were pretty much pseudo Michelin Star chefs now

I used to do the Monday lunch kitchen shift when I had my pub because it was our cook's day off and I loved letting out my inner Ramsay doing toasted sandwiches and reheating curries.

 

[MP_]

You old buggers make sure you take care of your backs. I wish I took better care of mine now that it’s ****ed.

 

[rocker_oz33]

You old buggers make sure you take care of your backs. I wish I took better care of mine now that it’s ****ed.

My Nan used to say Health is you're Weath.
So true.

 

[MP_]

My Nan used to say Health is you're Weath.
So true.

Yep, we take our health for granted sometimes.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Some of us old campaigners have had to endure so much My Kitchen Rules, MasterChef, Hell Kitchen etc, etc, etc over the years that were pretty much pseudo Michelin Star chefs now

Everyone fussy .

Mrs gave one of my rolls to her dad.at the footy
Oh it taste funny he goes he said .
Thats not Mayo no it's aoli.
Oh tastes strange ffs .

 

[rocker_oz33]

I sometimes used make breakfast at the pub for motel guests.
I got in trouble for cooking the eggs the wrong way.I didnt even know what I doing in the kitchen in those days.I used to give them extra toast little packets of corn flakes etc.

 

[MP_]

I sometimes used make breakfast at the pub for motel guests.
I got in trouble for cooking the eggs the wrong way.I didnt even know what I doing in the kitchen in those days.I used to give them extra toast little packets of corn flakes etc.

I read a story about a maccas employee recently, for 10 odd years he would put an extra chicken nugget in every order he made. The guy is a legend.

 

[Pistol Night]

I read a story about a maccas employee recently, for 10 odd years he would put an extra chicken nugget in every order he made. The guy is a legend.

Australian of the year right there.

 

[MP_]

Australian of the year right there.

Except he was American

 

[MP_]

Australian of the year right there.

Haha imagine nominating him for an oam at an Australia Day ceremony

 

[Pistol Night]

Except he was American

Stupid yank

 

[Pistol Night]

Haha imagine nominating him for an oam at an Australia Day ceremony

I’d go one step further and knight him. Sir Awesome Maccas Man

 

[Mitcham VIC 3132]

Don't worry, mate.

Born in 1980, I've had fun taking the piss out of Young Sheldon's supposed "1990s".

addition: I somehow doubt that the widespread transphobic joke about Taylor Hanson actually being a girl will show up in period pieces set in the late 1990s that feature school life.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Haha imagine nominating him for an oam at an Australia Day ceremony

A Gaint Nugget should be built in his honour.

And nuggets dropped from the sky.

 

[rocker_oz33]

I’d go one step further and knight him. Sir Awesome Maccas Man

Give him golden nuggets .

 

[the_interloper]

seems weird Im 45 but have been in 6 decades

born late 79

Bit random but Roberto Duran and Jack Johnson both had pro fights in 5 decades, Johnson's first fight was in the 1890s and last in the 1930s, Duran 60s and last one in the 2000s, that's remarkable stuff.

 

[Scotland]

Some of us old campaigners have had to endure so much My Kitchen Rules, MasterChef, Hell Kitchen etc, etc, etc over the years that were pretty much pseudo Michelin Star chefs now

I'm so old I remember when cooking shows were about cooking.

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

I'm so old I remember when cooking shows were about cooking.

Yan can cook!