Things That Shit Me the Eighteenth

[Pistol Night]

I've got a tele appointment. Drove to the med centre this morning got there, called up and had a missed call 2 minutes earlier. Dr got called out all day to the hospital.

If Covid was benchmarked 100, this one was about 130

2016 (Sore throat for weeks) 140

2012 180 bug from rainwater

2002 300 (Bug)


That's the extent of my major ilnesses.

Just proves that water is no good for you

 

[JHF1870]

Just proves that water is no good for you

HAHA, I had a rainwater tank and it must have gone stale. That was a horrible experience.

 

[MP_]

HAHA, I had a rainwater tank and it must have gone stale. That was a horrible experience.

I was happily drinking the rainwater at my work until one of my workmates found a dead possum and a few dead snakes in it

 

[Pistol Night]

HAHA, I had a rainwater tank and it must have gone stale. That was a horrible experience.

Yeah dead mouse or something can contaminate it. We're on rainwater too and its all my kids knew until they had to have tap water one day and acted like i asked them to drink ferret piss

 

[peternorth]

Yeah dead mouse or something can contaminate it. We're on rainwater too and its all my kids knew until they had to have tap water one day and acted like i asked them to drink ferret piss

did Syd piss in your water tank?

 

[peternorth]

Just proves that water is no good for you

 

[Pistol Night]

did Syd piss in your water tank?

I hope not but there is a ladder i keep near it to clean the top of the filter so the invitation was there for a cheeky top up

 

[rocker_oz33]

Just proves that water is no good for you

Drink beer instead

 

[Pistol Night]

Drink beer instead

One step ahead of ya mate. Pretty much a jog in a can based on these water findings

 

[rocker_oz33]

I was happily drinking the rainwater at my work until one of my workmates found a dead possum and a few dead snakes in it

My water tank fell over got it re plub up.

Then my choccy lab got struck behide it i had to leave work to rescue him in peak hour traffic thanks woof.

It will probably just sit there now noway to get out of the yard.

 

[Plugger35]

Drink beer instead

Back in the olden days in England people would drink beer more than water as it was safer to drink as well as being more fun.

 

[Pistol Night]

My water tank fell over got it re plub up.

Then my choccy lab got struck behide it i had to leave work to rescue him in peak hour traffic thanks woof.

It will probably just sit there now noway to get out of the yard.

See, water is just evil in many ways

 

[Pistol Night]

Back in the olden days in England people would drink beer more than water as it was safer to drink as well as being more fun.

So back in 2025?

 

[rocker_oz33]

Back in the olden days in England people would drink beer more than water as it was safer to drink as well as being more fun.

See if warm beer more fun and cold water .

 

[Pistol Night]

See if warm beer more fun and cold water .

God any wonder they're shit at cricket

 

[Plugger35]

So back in 2025?

More like the 1500s to 1800s era but the Poms are still massive beer drinkers even these days with water much safer to drink.

 

[Syd]

did Syd piss in your water tank?

Is he drunk?
Pissing pure alcohol at this time of year...

 

[Pistol Night]

More like the 1500s to 1800s era but the Poms are still massive beer drinkers even these days with water much safer to drink.

Mid strength beer seems like the perfect solution to a healthy life

 

[Syd]

Mid strength beer seems like the perfect solution to a healthy life

That ^ might be the silliest post in the history of BigFooty
And I've visited the CarLOLton Board

 

[Pistol Night]

Is he drunk?
Pissing pure alcohol at this time of year...

Booze straight out of the tap would be my Willy Wonka/Augustus Gloop moment

 

[Syd]

Booze straight out of the tap would be my Willy Wonka/Augustus Gloop moment

Have done this.

Years ago, the local Pub sponsored our baseball club.

Owner gave us keys for after hours party after our first Grand Final with the "just run a couple of hundred through the till then lock up when you leave"

Just handed him the $200 up front and let the boys loose.

Good times

 

[Pistol Night]

That ^ might be the silliest post in the history of BigFooty
And I've visited the CarLOLton Board

I'm trying to be a fitness freak here. Ill stick to the good stuff on weekends and try the health beers in place of water during the week

 

[Pistol Night]

Have done this.

Years ago, the local Pub sponsored our baseball club.

Owner gave us keys for after hours party after our first Grand Final with the "just run a couple of hundred through the till then lock up when you leave"

Just handed him the $200 up front and let the boys loose.

Good times

Ive been hinting at a kegerator for 3 Fathers Days now so i can have beer on tap at home. I think the wife probably thinks that its a tad risky

 

[MarcMaverick]

Peanut or peanut- flavoured or peanut anything. Such a nothing ingredient.

 

[Pistol Night]

Peanut or peanut- flavoured or peanut anything. Such a nothing ingredient.

Peanut butter would just be butter. You’d have to spread your toast twice with the same thing like a weird unit