Banter FOOTY Banter! - Who will be better in 2026? Carlton or Collingwood Part 8

[Fadge]

Herp derp.

The thread is banter between Pies and Bagger fans about who will be better in 2026

Your rambling about VFL era history is irrelevant.

Maybe we should have a 'Who will be better in 2026 - Collingwood or Richmond' thread?

Yeah, nah.

But Carlton v. Richmond.... that could be very interesting....

 

[doppleganger]

Maybe we should have a 'Who will be better in 2026 - Collingwood or Richmond' thread?

Yeah, nah.

But Carlton v. Richmond.... that could be very interesting....

Maybe they should start a Richmond v Carlton who was better in the 1960s thread...at least the Meteor rambling would potentially actually be thread relevant.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Herp derp.

The thread is banter between Pies and Bagger fans about who will be better in 2026

Your rambling about VFL era history is irrelevant.

The thread doesn't exclude patrons from superior clubs so naturally I thought I would grace it with my presence.

Wtf does "herp derp" mean anyway? You write that about as often as Fadge writes "go" and it has even less impact. Something I would previously have thought was unlikely to ever happen.

The Tigers winning 50% more flags than any other team in the last decade is not exactly VFL history either.

Anyway, thanks for letting me know my presence here irritates you no end. Which I suppose is why every time I make one post about Carlton v Collingwood you make 5 posts about me.

 

[Fadge]

Here we see more fagic. Boasting about his idiot club being the best of the 3 clubs at avoiding wooden spoons in the era where a spoon gets you the first pick in each round of the national draft, rookie draft & pre-season draft.

And is anyone surprised he is genuinely flexing in his team's sharing of 8 wooden spoons with Carlton in the last 25 years?

I'm not.

Suspect it's an even money bet that either Carlton or Richmond will add to their wooden spoon collections in 2026.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

And is anyone surprised he is genuinely flexing in his team's sharing of 8 wooden spoons with Carlton in the last 25 years?

I'm not.

Suspect it's an even money bet that either Carlton or Richmond will add to their wooden spoon collections in 2026.

Lol Collingwoodenspoon is the most recent of the three outfits to "win" an unrewarded spoon. We can keep discussing rewarded spoons all you like. Fact is the Blues never ever got one of those. So you are losing the thread on that score.

 

[Fadge]

Lol Collingwoodenspoon is the most recent of the three outfits to "win" an unrewarded spoon. We can keep discussing rewarded spoons all you like. Fact is the Blues never ever got one of those. So you are losing the thread on that score.

Another T-Shirt for the Carlton Marketing Department!

'We're the team with the most REWARDED wooden spoons!'

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Another T-Shirt for the Carlton Marketing Department!

'We're the team with the most REWARDED wooden spoons!'

Imagine if your numbskull club was smart enough to finish 1 position lower in 2021. You get Callaghan or Horne-Francis, take your pick. Instead you get Trent Bianco and a couple of other assorted spuds.

 

[Fadge]

Imagine if your numbskull club was smart enough to finish 1 position lower in 2021. You get Callaghan or Horne-Francis, take your pick. Instead you get Trent Bianco and a couple of other assorted spuds.

Yeah, 'imagine'!

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Yeah, 'imagine'!

I guess that is why Carlton and Richmond have won the Grand Final 16 times in the 59 years of my life, and Minnowood has won it twice in 67 years.

Your idiot club keeps shooting itself in the foot. As Jessie Ventura used to be fond of saying - you can't buy smarts.

 

[Robertio]

Poor old Meteor....

His pathetic team is again irrelevant, so now he feels the need to buddy up to his miserable Carlton mates in an effort to get attention.

Oh boy.

This is hilarious lol.

 

[Robertio]

The Meteor doing a pretty good job as well.

Reminiscent of Bonecrusher and Our Waverley star battling out to see who can be the best Carlton Troll entering into 2026.

Sounds like he has made his way into your head mate.

 

[Robertio]

Herp derp.

The thread is banter between Pies and Bagger fans about who will be better in 2026

Your rambling about VFL era history is irrelevant.

You don't mind Ninja Hands siding with you lot but you don't like another Tiger supporter siding with us lol, time to grow up son.

 

[Robertio]

Maybe they should start a Richmond v Carlton who was better in the 1960s thread...at least the Meteor rambling would potentially actually be thread relevant.

Maybe we can start a Who's Been Better The Last Six Decades, Collingwood Carlton Or Richmond, and i know who is last.

 

[Fadge]

Maybe we can start a Who's Been Better The Last Six Decades, Collingwood Carlton Or Richmond, and i know who is last.

Current decade - 2021 to present - Collingwood
2011 to 2020 - Richmond
2001 to 2010 - Collingwood
......

 

[Robertio]

Current decade - 2021 to present - Collingwood
2011 to 2020 - Richmond
2001 to 2010 - Collingwood
......

Stick to my thread title mate.

 

[Fadge]

Stick to my thread title mate.

Aren't you the fool who mentioned the last 6 decades?

Pies have been the best team of the 3 in 2 of the last 3 decades.

Woohoo!

 

[Robertio]

Aren't you the fool who mentioned the last 6 decades?

Pies have been the best team of the 3 in 2 of the last 3 decades.

Woohoo!

Start your own thread then, mine was last 6 decades.

 

[Fadge]

Start your own thread then, mine was last 6 decades.

Bloosers getting testy as the start of the season gets closer.

Whoops.

 

[Robertio]

Bloosers getting testy as the start of the season gets closer.

Whoops.

Nah mate I'm down at the G now lining up for finals tickets.

 

[Fadge]

Nah mate I'm down at the G now lining up for finals tickets.

Who would have guessed?

Bloosers unaware Finals tickets don't go on sale until the finals games are scheduled.

Oh boy.

 

[Elixuh]

 

[Fadge]

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Wouldn't any non-minnow club recall the calendars and release an updated calendar with players who are actually at the club in 2026?

Further proof of their minnow status.

 

[doppleganger]

Another T-Shirt for the Carlton Marketing Department!

'We're the team with the most REWARDED wooden spoons!'

Meteor has spoken

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Wouldn't any non-minnow club recall the calendars and release an updated calendar with players who are actually at the club in 2026?

Further proof of their minnow status.

Your playing list has certainly ripped a few front pages off calendars in their time.

 

[doppleganger]

Start your own thread then, mine was last 6 decades.

Rinse and repeat

Carlton were good 50 years ago