AFL Player 1: Andrew "Pidge" McGrath (c)

[Beerfish]

Contract Status: Unrestricted Free Agent 2030
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 13, Vindicater

 

[Vindicater]

Go well my boy of old.

Go well.

 

[Red Black and Blue]

Are you saying he doesn't try when he's not captain?

Right.

 

[Red Black and Blue]

Can't play the Saints every week.

They were in pretty good form when we played them.

 

[carloss]

They were in pretty good form when we played them.

Well, kinda.

R20 St Kilda beat Melbourne by 6 points.
R21 St Kilda beat Norf by 9 points
R22 St Kilda beat Richmond by 4 points.

 

[Red Black and Blue]

Well, kinda.

R20 St Kilda beat Melbourne by 6 points.
R21 St Kilda beat Norf by 9 points
R22 St Kilda beat Richmond by 4 points.

Just lost to gws, hawks freo and swans by an average of less than 2 goals. NWM was the best player in the game too. Certainly not a walk over at that point.

 

[Mr Bultitude]

Love this, absolutely the right choice.

Whilst we’re at it, Heppell was a fantastic leader, Merrett is a poor one, it’s a stretch to even call him a leader.

 

[Happyskeret]

Our country reeks of trees, our Yaks are really large. And they smelllike rotting beef carcasses

 

[Vindicater]

Our country reeks of trees, our Yaks are really large. And they smelllike rotting beef carcasses

Interesting. Tell us more.

 

[mitch-wa]

Interesting. Tell us more.

 

[Howard Moon]

Captains were asked who they love beating the most...

Jordan Dawson

12

Jordan Dawson

Age

29

Ht

190cm

Wt

91kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.0

4star

K

11.4

4star

HB

5.7

4star

M

4.8

5star

T

2.8

4star

CL

0.6

3star

D

15.7

4star

K

10.9

4star

HB

4.9

3star

M

2.9

3star

T

2.0

3star

CL

0.4

3star

D

11.8

3star

K

7.8

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.0

5star

CL

0.6

3star

: “It’s hard to go past Port

Harris Andrews

31

Harris Andrews

Age

29

Ht

200cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.8

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.6

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

151.7

2star

D

17.0

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

8.0

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.0

3star

D

9.8

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

4.8

4star

M

3.4

4star

T

1.6

4star

MG

94.0

2star

: “It’s always nice beating Gold Coast

Patrick Cripps

9

Patrick Cripps

Age

31

Ht

195cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.9

5star

K

9.8

4star

HB

16.1

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

5.8

5star

CL

7.4

5star

D

21.0

5star

K

10.1

4star

HB

10.9

5star

M

2.5

3star

T

3.8

4star

CL

6.3

5star

D

12.6

4star

K

4.8

2star

HB

7.8

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.2

5star

CL

1.4

4star

: “Any big rivals, so Collingwood, Richmond and Essendon - they’re the main three

Darcy Moore

30

Darcy Moore

Age

30

Ht

203cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.1

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

169.1

3star

D

13.9

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

0.7

1star

MG

182.0

3star

D

6.8

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

2.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

87.4

2star

with zero hesitation: “Definitely Carlton

Andy McGrath with a nod of the head: “Collingwood.”

Alex Pearce

25

Alex Pearce

Age

30

Ht

201cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.6

3star

K

5.2

2star

HB

5.4

4star

M

3.4

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

106.3

2star

No current season stats available

D

11.0

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

6.0

4star

M

4.4

4star

T

0.8

3star

MG

103.2

2star

: “West Coast, obviously.”

Patrick Dangerfield: “The Hawks on (Easter) Monday is pretty good.”

Noah Anderson

15

Noah Anderson

Age

25

Ht

192cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.0

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

6.0

4star

M

2.0

2star

T

0.0

1star

CL

0.0

1star

D

12.0

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

6.0

3star

M

2.0

2star

T

0.0

1star

CL

0.0

1star

D

12.0

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

6.0

4star

M

2.0

3star

T

0.0

1star

CL

0.0

1star

succinctly: “Brisbane.”

Toby Greene

4

Toby Greene

Age

32

Ht

182cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.7

5star

K

12.5

5star

HB

10.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.2

4star

D

17.5

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

8.0

4star

M

4.8

4star

T

1.0

2star

G

2.3

5star

D

26.6

5star

K

12.4

5star

HB

14.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

3.6

5star

G

0.0

1star

with a wry smile: “Yeah, the Swans.”

Jai Newcombe with no hesitation: “Essendon.”

Max Gawn

11

Max Gawn

Age

34

Ht

209cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.7

4star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

35.3

5star

D

18.5

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

7.0

4star

CL

3.5

4star

HO

29.2

5star

D

8.4

3star

K

3.6

2star

HB

4.8

4star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

15.6

5star

: “I like winning at Adelaide Oval, so Port Adelaide.”

Nick Larkey

20

Nick Larkey

Age

27

Ht

198cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.5

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.9

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

1.5

3star

G

1.4

5star

D

7.0

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.0

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.8

3star

K

4.2

2star

HB

4.6

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

0.8

4star

: “We’ve been on the other end of them over the years.

“One club I’d love to beat is Essendon.

(Lol he's guessing what It might feel like)

Connor Rozee

1

Connor Rozee

Age

26

Ht

185cm

Wt

79kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.0

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.6

5star

MG

189.2

3star

D

12.8

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

5.3

3star

M

2.9

3star

T

2.4

3star

MG

189.2

3star

D

16.4

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

8.4

5star

M

4.2

4star

T

3.4

5star

while smiling: “Probably the Crows.”

Toby Nankervis

25

Toby Nankervis

Age

31

Ht

199cm

Wt

102kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.2

4star

K

7.2

3star

HB

7.0

4star

CL

2.9

4star

HO

21.9

5star

D

12.0

3star

K

5.7

2star

HB

6.3

4star

CL

3.0

4star

HO

17.0

5star

D

7.8

2star

K

3.4

2star

HB

4.4

4star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

8.4

5star

: “Any of them, but probably the big Melbourne clubs like Carlton, Collingwood, Melbourne, those sort of teams.”

Cal Wilkie: “Collingwood, it’s always nice to get them done in front of a big crowd.”

Callum Mills

14

Callum Mills

Age

29

Ht

188cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

10.8

4star

HB

7.4

5star

M

5.3

5star

T

2.6

4star

MG

287.0

4star

D

18.4

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

6.9

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

3.4

4star

MG

293.4

4star

D

17.0

5star

K

9.4

4star

HB

7.6

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

2.8

5star

MG

284.4

5star

: “Giants, for sure.”

Reuben Ginbey: “Freo, definitely.

Marcus Bontempelli

4

Marcus Bontempelli

Age

30

Ht

194cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.5

5star

K

12.3

5star

HB

10.3

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

4.8

5star

CL

4.4

5star

D

18.4

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

8.8

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

4.1

5star

CL

4.0

5star

D

12.0

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

6.2

4star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

1.8

4star

: “Always like beating the Giants.

I'm sorry Pidge, this just ain't going to work out if you can't get a simple answer like Hawthorne right, even a blockhead like Newcombe knows how it works.

 

[King Patty]

I'm sorry Pidge, this just ain't going to work out if you can't get a simple answer like Hawthorne right, even a blockhead like Newcombe knows how it works.

He just had to preface the answer with, its hard to split Carlton Collingwood and Hawthorn.
But Hawthorns coach is such a flog, has to tip it over the edge and be the Hawks.
But I do love winning on Anzac Day.

Imagine the round 1 fireworks then

 

[Howard Moon]

For me it's pretty simple...

1. Hawthorne, Just a horrible joint, terrible colours, turd of a coach, bratty players, shitty Swinburne kid fans, and the 80s are still there

2 Carlton, loathsome joint, blockhead fans, great to beat but deep down it's a bit like looking in the mirror, we've come from the same place

3 Norf.. fun to beat but more in the way you invite the slow kid up to road to play cricket with so you've got someone to bowl to you all day and get the balls from the prickle bush... In the end you feel a bit sorry for em

4. Stkilda, not for the team, but their arseh*le fans, Ive never seen a group so uppity who have never won anything, pretty sure it's cause they hate themselves

5. Sydney, dirty stinking cheats, umpires friends, fans who knows nothing but get in your face anyway.

6. Collingwood/Richmond/Wce, a little something there but it's more depending on their form and premiership window

Everyone else, meh

 

[naraku]

You gotta love Larkey's response

 

[Skipper_]

You gotta love Larkey's response

He's currently 0-9 against Essendon.

 

[ant555]

All of them. They all suck.

 

[King Patty]

He's currently 0-9 against Essendon.

He hasn't got a win against Brisbane & GWS (got a draw), Essendon, Geelong or Sydney.
4 good regular finals sides and us.



Ben McKay is yet to get a win against Geelong (and efc).

 

[Old Campaigner]

He's currently 0-9 against Essendon.

Don't think he got a touch in his first game against us

 

[King Patty]

Don't think he got a touch in his first game against us

Nick martin kicked 5 goals on debut against cats but still yet to get a win against them.

 

[bombreys]

How many scalps in a row is that for the skipper? Made Watson look a right mug

 

[swindle]

Will keep repeating but he shouldn't see HB ever again (not that anyone else was any better tonight), if they have to play him as a pressure forward so be it.

 

[bacon buster]

Was a pretty predictable performance right?

 

[MightyDon]

 

[The Donners]

Was a pretty predictable performance right?

Why he shouldn’t be captain. You need someone who leads by good example and who is at the very least reliable every game.

 

[MattyB3150]

I think McGrath is the best option for where the team is currently at but he is just a stop gap. Durham i think will be our next captain. Love the way he plays and doesn't squib the contest.

 

[MightyDon]

I think McGrath is the best option for where the team is currently at but he is just a stop gap. Durham i think will be our next captain. Love the way he plays and doesn't squib the contest.

He is leading another generation of mediocrity, a stop gap? Just another few years of meh