Autopsy AFL 2026 Round 8 - Blues v Saints Sat May 2nd 7:35pm AEST (Marvel)

[dees arent rabble]

Whats happened to that spud jagga

 

[scoman]

Removed part of his spine

His game seems to involve 1m handballs and not much else at the moment.

 

[projectv]

Christ, what a capitulation in short time. Haven't given a yelp

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That's Cripps falling down the stairs.

 

[HairyO]

Who will coach Carlton next week?

Who can fix this team? I dont think its coaching, unless Voss is simply refusing to look at Carlton's second halves.

 

[BringFevBack2021]

And what, gets 8 years and 8 million?

I didn’t write the contract man

 

[Cleavy]

Who will coach Carlton next week?

The AI might have a crack

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Who will coach Carlton next week?

Hopefully Vossy

 

[Skull Face]

"The old Carlton would have sacked him, we're sticking by our man"

We're going for pick 1 to get walker and a free 1st rounder by exposing the dumb afl compo

 

[CaptainHowdy87]

It's like re-watching your favourite movie over and over again

 

[hawkman]

A bit funny the umpires asking for respect when they are reviewing that rushed behind. You would get more respect if you make obvious decisions

 

[Boxhead_31]

There is no way Voss can survive this, is there?

 

[LuckyBounce!]

Well that’s better

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Whats happened to that spud jagga

He had to play for Carlton

 

[010203]

It's amazing how self-fulfilling Carlton capitulating after half time has become

 

[PrimalConstruct]

 

[BringFevBack2021]

His game seems to involve 1m handballs and not much else at the moment.

He has been pretty average this year, playing largely like a C grader

 

[demondavey]

Voss first half, nobody in the second half.

As ususal.

Second half blues…

 

[DaicosDisciple35]

can set ur watch to it

 

[MarcMaverick]

That's Cripps falling down the stairs.

Like Bobby McFerrin in Family Guy

 

[eaglespremiers]

It's like re-watching your favourite movie over and over again

Except they change the script slightly each time just to keep it fresh and interesting.

 

[Hazardinho]

I know this is a hot take but Sam Walsh

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Sam Walsh

Age

25

Ht

184cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.1

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

11.6

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

3.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

26.2

5star

K

15.4

5star

HB

10.8

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

4.8

5star

is a worse pick 1 than McGrath. This guy is f***** sh*t. Sam Walsh

18

Sam Walsh

Age

25

Ht

184cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.1

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

11.6

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

3.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

26.2

5star

K

15.4

5star

HB

10.8

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

4.8

5star

decision making is Casboult level and the fact he decided to stay at Carlton instead of going to Geelong is hilarious.

 

[MJG14]

Typical Carlton game:

 

[beside the seaside]

The only amusing thing is you sold the farm to contend for spoons

Sure champ

 

[BringFevBack2021]

It's like re-watching your favourite movie over and over again

Would be the most fun hate watch

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

That double goal was a real coach killer.