Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ Las Vegas Bears Season 31 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ #friendsfamilyflogs #timetohunt

[Senor M]

MWPP doesn't realise this but she's signed up for life.

Chipmunk would like to announce the Hawks next high profile signing

 

[Art Vandelay_]

I've proven time and time again that I'm Teflon baby.

The ultimate irony will be mine to realise when I use a teflon frying pan to bludgeon you to death

 

[Muddiemoose]

MWPP doesn't realise this but she's signed up for life.

 

[Matera92]

The ultimate irony will be mine to realise when I use a teflon frying pan to bludgeon you to death

Jokes on you when it breaks cause you've bought a cheap Matera92 knockoff special.

 

[Matera92]

Chipmunk would like to announce the Hawks next high profile signing

I'm not playing for the Hawks again.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Jokes on you when it breaks cause you've bought a cheap Matera92 knockoff special.

A cheap knock off of a cheap knock off. So free?

 

[U2tigers]

Well as the raining all SFA I would naturally get first choice I assume

pffttt, I mentored some of the best Rucks of the last 5 seasons.

Come to think of it, you wouldn't have been the Ruck at all without my endorsement.

Modern day Rucks of the Sweet F.A. owe a lot to me.

 

[Muddiemoose]

pffttt, I mentored some of the best Rucks of the last 5 seasons.

Come to think of it, you wouldn't have been the Ruck at all without my endorsement.

Modern day Rucks of the Sweet F.A. owe a lot to me.

Ok Boomer

 

[Chipmunk]

Chipmunk would like to announce the Hawks next high profile signing

Alas, I don’t think it will happen.

 

[Chipmunk]

I'm not playing for the Hawks again.

 

[I Dont Care]

Is the squirrel here for our entertainment?
tony , bats all around. Were gunna play 'Bash The Squirrel until his nuts fall out'

 

[MWPP]

MWPP doesn't realise this but she's signed up for life.

Alas, I don’t think it will happen.

Eh that's what Mid Year trades are for
Right Agent93?

 

[Muddiemoose]

Is the squirrel here for our entertainment?
tony , bats all around. Were gunna play 'Bash The Squirrel until his nuts fall out'

We used to call it flogging the log or feeding the chooks

But bash the squirrel is a new spin I appreciate

 

[Broken]

When I need merchandise I know I can rely on tony to come through with the goods at a decent price. But only to the Bears.

Bare with me here, I’m new to this but I think I’ve seen the kids ‘banter’ before

Ahem

GET DUCKED GREENESHOOTS YOU EAGLE LOVING MAGGOT

I think I nailed it Tonga Bob

Welcome to Las Vegas Electronic_Renaissance and Snuffaluphagus

 

[Chipmunk]

Is the squirrel here for our entertainment?
tony , bats all around. Were gunna play 'Bash The Squirrel until his nuts fall out'

 

[Barrybran]

I had no say in the change but I will not be requesting for my team to be changed back. My only wish is for Barrybran to accept me into his cult and for us to never have to play at gmhba stadium ever again.

Wow, I've only just seen this. Uncanny. Of course we'll accept you into our cult. What is your stance in regard to thr line?

 

[Greenery]

Wow, I've only just seen this. Uncanny. Of course we'll accept you into our cult. What is your stance in regard to thr line?

Thanks Baz, are you referring to the width of GMHBA? If not you will have to elaborate for me.

 

[Barrybran]

Thanks Baz, are you referring to the width of GMHBA? If not you will have to elaborate for me.

The season. The only relevance the line has is in regards to where the season sits in relation to the line.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Is the squirrel here for our entertainment?
tony , bats all around. Were gunna play 'Bash The Squirrel until his nuts fall out'

tony , just a small request. Can I please have a wooden bat, I enjoy beating till it breaks. It's just not the same with aluminium.

 

[tony]

tony , just a small request. Can I please have a wooden bat, I enjoy beating till it breaks. It's just not the same with aluminium.

1 baseball bat coming up.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

1 baseball bat coming up.
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Nice, I expected a normal bat, but as usual tony has exceeded all expectations.

 

[tony]

Nice, I expected a normal bat, but as usual tony has exceeded all expectations.

I always aim to please.

 

[Greenery]

The season. The only relevance the line has is in regards to where the season sits in relation to the line.

 

[Barrybran]

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Sounds like our players when the opposition has the ball

 

[Greenery]

Sounds like our players when the opposition has the ball

Or a Nat Fyfe set shot.