Official Team Thread 🐻 Las Vegas Bears S36 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ 🎰 - Viva Las Bears - Congratulations Millky95 BnF Winner 🐻

[tony]

Welcome everyone to the Las Vegas Bears Team thread for Season 36

This season promises to be a thrilling journey as we embark on the quest for victory.
To all our returning players, thank you for your unwavering dedication. Your experience and skills are the backbone of this team, and we couldn't be more grateful to have you with us once again.
To our new additions and returnees, a special welcome! Your fresh perspective and talent, injects new life into our team, and we're thrilled to have you as part of the Bears family.
To those who have left us over the off season, Thank You for everything you did for the club.



00 - Cap
1 - I Dont Care
2 - Jezmiester40
3 - Tommycash
4 - Grin
5 - Art Vandelay_
6 - RonnieRaven
7 - Senor M (LG)
8 - Tandy
9 - guero
13 - Electronic_Renaissance (LG)
14 - Test Tickle
15 - RookiePick
16 - tony (C)
17 - Muddiemoose (LG)
23 - Shadow Man
24 - kane249
27 - MWPP (LG)
29 - CountryLad
30 - Matera92
36 - Dingster (LG)
42 - Fizzler
77 - JoseMourinho (R)
95 - Millky95 (LG)
99 - HawkPatrol
2214 - JoshWoodenSpoon (LG)

Coach: Ted Lasso
Captain: tony
LG: Dingster, Electronic_Renaissance, JoshWoodenSpoon, Millky95, Muddiemoose, MWPP, Senor M

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[tony]

Established: Season 5 (readmitted in Season 18)
Colours: Black, Maroon, Gold
Headquarters: Los Carraras Shopping Centre, Nou Camp
Most Games Played as end of S35: Kane249 - 311 games
Most Goals Kicked as end of S35: Jezmiester40 - 271 goals
Premiership: Season 22

Premiership Team
B: Yello Mit - FiveStrings - ferball
HB: AngryRanga - One Eyed Sainter 66 - Jack Bradley
C: kane249 - Doctor Gero - Matera92
HF: SpaceClef - RookiePick - Jay-Z
F: Magruder - brahj - Jezmiester40
R: DemonJim - Dingster - KO_KO
INT: hilly - Gee Dub

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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Las Vegas Bears : 17.12.114
Dragons FFC : 17.10.112
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Home Ground: The Stadium in the Sky, Nou Camp
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Created by Broken

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[tony]

Mobbenfuhrer Medal: None

beez Trophy: JoshWoodenSpoon (S25, S26)
EKA Medal: brahj (S18), Barrybran (S26) AuntyBlindEye (S28)
FRED Medal: Its Manbearpig (S28)
Deestroy Medal: None
TFLUA-Tiger Medal: Muddiemoose (S31)
Frankston Rover Medal: Cadaver (S27) Broken (S35)

All-SFA Representatives

S18: pantskyle (Ruck)
S19: brahj (Ruck), pantskyle (HFF), Quivorir (CHF)
S20: brahj (BP/Captain), pantskyle (Int), Quivorir (CHF)
S21: Robbed
S22: brahj (FP)
S23: Matera92 (FP/Captain)
S24: JoshWoodenSpoon (Int)
S25: JoshWoodenSpoon (HBF)
S26: Barrybran (W), Cadaver (HFF), JoshWoodenSpoon (BP)
S27: JoshWoodenSpoon (FB)
S28: Test Tickle (Ruck), AuntyBlindEye (HFF)
S29: Test Tickle (FB)
S30: Metalcrusher (FP), MWPP (CHB/Vice Captain), tony (HBF)
S31: MWPP (CHB), Muddiemoose (Ruck), guero (Int)
S32: JoshWoodenSpoon (FB), tony (HBF)
S33: Cap (CHF)
S34: Broken (Int), tony (HBF)
S35: Broken (FP), Dingster (HBF), JoshWoodenSpoon (FB)



Las Vegas Bears Life Members: Dingster, kane249 and Matera92
Las Vegas Bears Hall of Fame: Dingster (S19), hilly (S21), Matera92 (S27), kane249 (S32), pantskyle (S32), Art Vandelay_ (S35), JoshWoodenSpoon (S35)




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Season​	Best & Fairest​	Captain's Award​	Best Club Player​	Best Rookie​	Leading Goalkicker​	Best Defender​	Best Midfielder​	Best Forward​	Captain​
5​	NA​	NA​	NA​	NA​	NA​	NA​	NA​	NA​	hilly​
6​	NA​	NA​	NA​	NA​	NA​	NA​	NA​	NA​	hilly​
7​	NA​	NA​	NA​	NA​	NA​	NA​	NA​	NA​	hilly​
18​	Matera92 & pantskyle​	brahj​	The Half Back​	brahj​	Juggalo Blla​	NA​	NA​	NA​	pantskyle & Demonjim​
19​	Matera92 & brahj​	Quivorir​	MoOP​	miss_kate18​	Quivorir​	NA​	NA​	NA​	pantskyle & Demonjim​
20​	DemonJim​	Magruder​	MoOP​	Bojan Kantkick​	Quivorir​	NA​	NA​	NA​	brahj & Demonjim​
21​	DemonJim​	NA​	Dingster​	Art Vandelay_​	miss_kate18​	NA​	NA​	NA​	brahj & Demonjim​
22​	kane249​	Art Vandelay_​	Art Vandelay_​	Jay-Z​	brahj​	NA​	NA​	NA​	Matera92 & Dingster​
23​	Dingster​	AngryRanga​	NA​	ArgusTuft​	Art Vandelay_​	NA​	NA​	NA​	Matera92 & Dingster​
24​	JoshWoodenSpoon​	ArgusTuft​	NA​	NA​	Broken​	NA​	NA​	NA​	Matera92​
25​	JoshWoodenSpoon​	Tommycash​	NA​	NA​	LeverPuller​	NA​	NA​	NA​	Joshwoodenspoon & Angryranga​
26​	Barrybran​	Its Manbearpig​	Test Tickle​	Cadaver​	Its Manbearpig​	kane249​	Tandy​	Jezmiester40​	Joshwoodenspoon​
27​	Tandy​	MWPP​	Cadaver​	Ok Boomer​	Its Manbearpig​	JoshWoodenSpoon​	Art Vandelay_​	RookiePick​	Joshwoodenspoon​
28​	Test Tickle​	Tandy​	Test Tickle​	AuntyBlindEye​	Its Manbearpig​	JoshWoodenSpoon​	Art Vandelay_​	ItsManbearpig​	Cadaver​
29​	Cap​	MWPP​	Metalcrusher​	Lemon Boi​	tgrs​	Ok Boomer​	Matera92​	Jezmiester40​	Joshwoodenspoon & Test Tickle​
30​	Metalcrusher​	tony​	Muddiemoose​	tony​	Metalcrusher​	Test Tickle​	guero​	Metalcrusher​	Test Tickle & MWPP​
31​	Muddiemoose​	Broken​	tony​	NA​	Metalcrusher​	MWPP​	guero​	Metalcrusher​	MWPP​
32​	Cap & MWPP​	tony​	I Dont Care​	Electronic_Renaissance​	Cap​	JoshWoodenSpoon​	Matera92​	Cap​	MWPP​
33​	MWPP​	Supersuns​	MWPP​	Senor M​	Cap​	tony​	Party_Gull​	Cap​	Muddiemoose​
34​	Millky95​	Broken​	Millky95​	Grin​	Cap​	Senor M​	Test Tickle​	Cap​	tony​
35​	Cap​	JoshWoodenSpoon​	MWPP​	RonnieRaven​	Broken​	Dingster​	Electronic_Renaissance​	Matera92​	tony​

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[tony]

Round 1 - Sunday, August 6, 2023
Gumbies FFC v Las Vegas Bears @ House of Gumby

Round 2 - Sunday, August 13, 2023
Las Vegas Bears v Dragons FFC @ The Stadium in the Sky

Round 3 - Sunday, August 20, 2023
Las Vegas Bears v Coney Island Warriors @ The Stadium in the Sky

Round 4 - Sunday, August 27, 2023
Roys FFC v Las Vegas Bears @ Brunswick Junction Oval

Round 5 - Sunday, September 3, 2023
Las Vegas Bears v Gold City Royals @ The Stadium in the Sky

Round 6 - Sunday, September 10, 2023
Las Vegas Bears v Ophidian Old Boys @ The Stadium in the Sky

Round 7 - Sunday, September 17, 2023
Baghdad Bombers v Las Vegas Bears @ Abdu Prison

Round 8 - Sunday, September 24, 2023
Sin City Swamprats v Las Vegas Bears @ Underground Stadium

Round 9 - Sunday, October 1, 2023
Las Vegas Bears v West Coast Wonders @ The Stadium in the Sky

Round 10 - Sunday, October 8, 2023
Fighting Furies v Las Vegas Bears @ rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

Round 11 - Sunday, October 15, 2023
Las Vegas Bears v East Side Phoenix @ The Stadium in the Sky

Round 12 - Sunday, October 22, 2023
Mount Buller Demons v Las Vegas Bears @ Snow Dome

Round 13 - Sunday, October 29, 2023
BYE: Las Vegas Bears

Round 14 - Sunday, November 5, 2023 (Heritage Round)
Dragons FFC v Las Vegas Bears @ Ljp86's Lair

Round 15 - Sunday, November 12, 2023
Las Vegas Bears v East Side Phoenix @ The Stadium in the Sky

Round 16 - Sunday, November 19, 2023
BYE: Las Vegas Bears

Finals Week One - 26 November 2023

Finals Week Two - 3 December 2023

Finals Week Three - 10 December 2023

Finals Week Four - 17 December 2023 (Grand Final)
Bears are Champions!​

 

[tony]

Starting off with our new rookie, JoseMourinho. Jose was discovered during the recent General Discussion Board tour, and Dingster had the pleasure of interviewing him so that we could all get to know him a little better. Welcome to Las Vegas, Jose!



Ding: We first crossed paths in the charity game which was a wonderful cause. Was that your first introduction to qooty and what were your first impressions?

Jose: It was my first game! i enjoyed it quite a lot, mainly because i kicked 5 goals. As expected for the Special One.

Ding: The Special One is a brilliant persona and I thought you'd be a great fit at the Bears. How good are you?

Jose: Very. There'll be a vast difference on when I join the club to how I'll leave it.

Ding: Jose you are known for bringing in trophies when you join a new club. Can we expect to go all the way next season?

Jose: Yes. 5 goals per game average will send the bears to B2B2B2B2B2B2B championships. Nobody will beat us. We'll have so many trophies that we'll need more room for cabinets.

Ding: To get to know you better a few quick one word answers...
Favourite food: Lasagna
Most memorable travel destination: Milan
Pineapple on pizza? Yes

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Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round and prepare to witness the grand reopening of the one and only Tandy! Yes, you heard it right, Tandy is back in business, ready to dazzle us once again with his extraordinary talents on the field.



In Season 26, Tandy burst onto the scene like a brand new store, opening its doors and captivating everyone with its exceptional midfield skills. The Best Midfielder award was like a shiny cash register, ringing with delight as Tandy effortlessly dominated the competition.

But that was just the beginning of Tandy's retail empire. In Season 27, he took home the highly coveted Mateflon Medal, cementing his status as the go to destination for excellence and skill. Tandy was the talk of the town, drawing customers in with his unparalleled performance and leaving them begging for more.

And just when you thought Tandy had reached the pinnacle of success, he surprised us all by winning the Captain's Award in Season 28. It was like the grand finale of a closing down sale, where Tandy showcased his brilliant qooty and posting ability and captivated the hearts of his teammates and fans alike. But alas, the store had to close its doors, leaving us longing for its return.

But fear not, my friends, for Tandy is reopening in Season 36, ready to once again grace the field with his unique brand of Qooty magic. Like a resilient bear emerging from hibernation, Tandy is back and better than ever, ready to reclaim his spot at the top of the Las Vegas Bears' retail hierarchy.

So, prepare yourselves for a shopping spree of epic proportions as Tandy delivers another season of thrills, goals, and unforgettable moments. Get ready to witness the rebirth of a legend, the resurgence of a store that's sure to leave a lasting impression.

Welcome back, Tandy! May your return be filled with success, laughter, and more incredible moments than a blowout sale on Black Friday. The stage is set, the customers are waiting, and the excitement is palpable. It's time to reopen the doors and let the magic unfold once again!

Get ready for some top-tier banter and hilarious commentary that will keep us entertained both on and off the field. The return of Tandy is truly a cause for celebration.

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Welcome back, guero! We've missed your incredible presence on and off the field. Though your time with us may have been brief, your impact was undeniable. Winning Bears Best Midfielder two seasons in a row and earning a spot in the prestigious All-SFA team speaks volumes about your exceptional skills. But it wasn't just your athleticism that captivated us; it was your unique sense of humour and the hilarious stories you shared, especially your "flog" (golf) stories. And who could forget your delightful Haiku poems? Your return brings a burst of laughter and creativity to our team. We're thrilled to have you back, Guero, and we can't wait to see what new adventures and laughter you'll bring to our Bears family!

Guero returns home,
Smiles brighten the Bears' abode,
Laughter reigns once more.​

 

[Dingster]

LG: Dingster, Electronic_Renaissance, JoshWoodenSpoon, Millky95, Muddiemoose, MWPP, Senor M

A wise move leaving tony out of the LG.

 

[tony]

LG: Dingster, Electronic_Renaissance, JoshWoodenSpoon, Millky95, Muddiemoose, MWPP, Senor M

A wise move leaving tony out of the LG.

Yeah, that shady looking mafia guy can't be trusted.

 

[Test Tickle]

Some awesome work tony

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

A truly stunning collection of characters and qootballers. Can't wait to get Premiership perms with you all.

 

[guero]

It’s a well-balanced list: a strong spine, several sublimely-skilled small forwards and a deep midfield with an excellent mix of inside grunt and outside class I’m confident we can go deep into December this season. I sense we’re in for an early Christmas in Vegas.

 

[guero]

Also. Is this a vigilante group out to avenge the felling of the moose?

 

[Tandy]

Nicely done tony, 'letttssss goooo' as the kids say these days.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

letttssss goooo

 

[guero]

 

[Test Tickle]

A truly stunning collection of characters and qootballers. Can't wait to get Premiership perms with you all.

Ok for those that have hair

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Ok for those that have hair

Gotta dig deep this season, Testy.

 

[Tandy]

Gotta dig deep this season, Testy.

View attachment 1758500

His testy would certainly tickle with a mullet like that

 

[tony]

Also. Is this a vigilante group out to avenge the felling of the moose?

View attachment 1758423

Moose is fine, he was just to lazy to stand up for the photo.

 

[guero]

Moose is fine, he was just to lazy to stand up for the photo.

Classic Muddiemoose

 

[Cadsky]

When do we hit up the casino?

 

[Matera92]

Is it really a Hall of Fame now that Art Vandelay_ has somehow Bradbury'd his way into it?

 

[Dingster]

 

[Tandy]

I need a good pre season

 

[Jabba73]

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Round 1 - Sunday, August 6, 2023
Gumbies FFC v Las Vegas Bears @ House of Gumby

Round 2 - Sunday, August 13, 2023
Las Vegas Bears v Dragons FFC @ The Stadium in the Sky

Round 3 - Sunday, August 20, 2023
Las Vegas Bears v Coney Island Warriors @ The Stadium in the Sky

Round 4 - Sunday, August 27, 2023
Roys FFC v Las Vegas Bears @ Brunswick Junction Oval

Round 5 - Sunday, September 3, 2023
Las Vegas Bears v Gold City Royals @ The Stadium in the Sky

Round 6 - Sunday, September 10, 2023
Las Vegas Bears v Ophidian Old Boys @ The Stadium in the Sky

Round 7 - Sunday, September 17, 2023
Baghdad Bombers v Las Vegas Bears @ Abdu Prison

Round 8 - Sunday, September 24, 2023
Sin City Swamprats v Las Vegas Bears @ Underground Stadium

Round 9 - Sunday, October 1, 2023
Las Vegas Bears v West Coast Wonders @ The Stadium in the Sky

Round 10 - Sunday, October 8, 2023
Fighting Furies v Las Vegas Bears @ rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

Round 11 - Sunday, October 15, 2023
Las Vegas Bears v East Side Phoenix @ The Stadium in the Sky

Round 12 - Sunday, October 22, 2023
Mount Buller Demons v Las Vegas Bears @ Snow Dome

Round 13 - Sunday, October 29, 2023
BYE: Las Vegas Bears

Round 14 - Sunday, November 5, 2023 (Heritage Round)
Dragons FFC v Las Vegas Bears @ Ljp86's Lair

Round 15 - Sunday, November 12, 2023
Las Vegas Bears v East Side Phoenix @ The Stadium in the Sky

Round 16 - Sunday, November 19, 2023
BYE: Las Vegas Bears

Finals Week One - 26 November 2023

Finals Week Two - 3 December 2023

Finals Week Three - 10 December 2023

Finals Week Four - 17 December 2023 (Grand Final)
Bears are Champions!​

It’s cute how you have included the finals series in your fixture details. Ambitious, and cute.

 

[tony]

It’s cute how you have included the finals series in your fixture details. Ambitious, and cute.

Its now been 8 seasons without a finals win, so I figure we are due a good run.