Official Team Thread 🐻 Las Vegas Bears S35 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ - Congratulations Cap BnF Winner

[RookiePick]

Did you notice our drop in form after we dropped you, that will teach us.

Form is temporary. Class is forever.

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[tony]

Yes we are going to drag this out. Millky95 has made up 5 votes this round and is now only 6 behind.


Dingster JoshWoodenSpoon

 

[Millky95]

tony just wants more likes to improve his post-to-like ratio

 

[Cap]

Yes we are going to drag this out. Millky95 has made up 5 votes this round and is now only 6 behind.

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Dingster JoshWoodenSpoon

Where is my trusty crowbar

 

[tony]

Feeling so left out right now since i gave up the booze

There are other ways to chill out

 

[Cap]

tony just wants more likes to improve his post-to-like ratio

Wouldn't we all.

 

[Cap]

There are other ways to chill out

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[Millky95]

Wouldn't we all.

I post too emotionally on the Swans board to ever improve mine

 

[RookiePick]

Wouldn't we all.

I'm comfortable.

 

[tony]

 

[Cap]

I post too emotionally on the Swans board to ever improve mine

Well I like to stir s**t, so yeah I'm stuffed

 

[RonnieRaven]

Not much, everyone is passed out from last night.

Yes just woke from last nights fun.
Thanks for the award will go well with the hundreds of others!
Carton of green cans
Carton of red cans
On the house
Here’s cheers!!!

 

[tony]

With the Bears having the bye in Round 17, we were nice and fresh for our final match of the season. And it showed as we jumped the Rats in the opening quarter, scoring six goals to nil. Art Vandelay_ was the main goalkicker with three goals for the term. The 37-point margin at quarter time ended up being the final margin. The Rats were never able to significantly reduce the margin, with 26 points being the closest they ever got. The Bears did extend their lead to over 50 points but eased off the gas, allowing the Rats to kick a few goals late and reduce the gap slightly.

Tommycash was outstanding with 29 disposals, Electronic_Renaissance 25 and 7 tackles, Supersuns 24 and Millky95 20 and 12 tackles.

Art Vandelay_ lead the way with 4 goals, Broken kicked 3, Electronic_Renaissance, I Dont Care and Jezmiester40 all chipped in for 2, Millky95 1 and Muddiemoose must of put his glasses on cause he kicked accurately again for a goal.

 

[tony]

Yes just woke from last nights fun.
Thanks for the award will go well with the hundreds of others!
Carton of green cans
Carton of red cans
On the house
Here’s cheers!!!

You had a great season and deserved your award.

 

[Cap]

1 hit out.

Wtf

 

[tony]

Millky95 picks up 4 votes for his Qooty performance and the margin is now 2, can he catch Cap and win his 2nd Mateflon or will Cap when his 3rd.


Electronic_Renaissance Millky95 Tommycash Supersuns Art Vandelay_

 

[tony]

1 hit out.

Wtf

You won the first hit out of the game and then got benched 20 seconds later, its why we have sacked the coach, he had no idea what he was doing.

 

[tony]

Wrong M, Cap still leads. 2 Votes to Millky95 and we have a draw.


MWPP

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Nobody believes you have a desk, let alone papers worth keeping.

I have precisely 3,246 copies of your resignation letter. Just need you to sign one.

 

[tony]

Josh gets the 2 votes, so now its all up to the last 3 votes of the night.


JoshWoodenSpoon

 

[tony]

Dingster gets the 3 votes, which means congratulations goes to Cap who has hung on to win his 3rd Mateflon Medal, commiserations to Millky95, you have had a great season as well.


Dingster

 

[tony]

Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your bear hats because we have an extra sizzling revelation about the prestigious Las Vegas Bears Mateflon Medal! You see, this magnificent award, with its gleaming surface and unique shape, has often been mistaken for a frying pan. Yes, you heard that right—a frying pan! It seems our beloved Mateflon Medal has a secret talent for doubling as a cooking utensil in a pinch. Who knew?

And speaking of frying pans, our esteemed winner Cap now has not one, not two, but three of these extraordinary Mateflon Medals in his possession! It's safe to say he's cooking up something special on and off the field. Perhaps he's planning to open a five-star restaurant or teach a masterclass in pancake flipping. We can only imagine the delicious surprises he has in store for us!

Cap's triumphant victory marks the third time he has claimed this illustrious award, solidifying his status as a bear of legendary proportions. He has etched his name into the history books, surpassing all others in the annals of Mateflon Medal greatness.

Playing in the ruck position, Cap showcased his skills with finesse, dominating the field like a bear on a mission. Well, that is until the coach decided to play musical chairs with him, dragging him to the bench or throwing him into unexpected positions like a confused bear caught in a honey trap. But fear not, Cap's resilience shone through, and he still managed to have a stellar season despite the coach's mischievous antics.

But let's not forget Cap's remarkable contributions off the field. He has been one of our most consistent match thread posters for multiple seasons, displaying a talent for delivering entertaining and insightful banter that rivals the most seasoned stand-up bears. His fellow teammates were so enamored by his posts that they couldn't help but shower him with votes in this peculiar category.

So, let's raise our spatulas, oops, I mean glasses, to Cap, the culinary connoisseur (thanks to ER for the lessons) and the bear with the frying... I mean Mateflon Medal collection! Congratulations, Cap, on this sizzling achievement. Your prowess in the ruck, your match thread banter, and now your culinary feats have left us in awe. May your frying pan adventures be as legendary as your Mateflon Medal triumphs, and may your big blue house forever be filled with the aroma of success and the sound of sizzling applause!

 

[tony]

The Final and Full Leaderboard

 

[RonnieRaven]

Well done cap great season

 

[kane249]

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My best performance for the year!