tony
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- Apr 30, 2004
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After enduring multiple seasons of disappointment and enduring Coach Walken's abuse and torment, it's time for a much-needed change. We've decided to bid farewell to Coach Walken and his relentless ways, burying him deep in the Las Vegas Desert where he can't cause any more harm. It's time to embrace a new era of coaching, one that uplifts us, motivates us to be our best, and truly believes in our abilities. That's why I am thrilled to introduce our new coach for Season 36, Ted Lasso. With his gentle soul, motivational spirit, and unwavering belief in our team, we embark on a journey of renewed hope and the pursuit of greatness. Welcome, Coach Lasso, to the Las Vegas Bears family, where we leave behind the shadows of the past and step into a bright future.
Statement from Mr Ted Lasso
Well, howdy, everyone! First off, let me just say what an honour it is to be here in Las Vegas and to be named the coach of the Bears. Now, I gotta be honest with you all, I'm stepping into uncharted territory here because this is my first time coaching qooty. And let me tell you, I don't understand the rules just yet, but I'm excited to learn.
Now, I've been doing some reading about this qooty thing, and I have to say, it's quite fascinating. I mean, who would've thought that a game involving a ball, some goalposts, and a bunch of players running around could get so complicated? But hey, I'm up for the challenge!
I've had some people ask me, "Ted, how can you coach a sport you don't even understand?" And you know what I tell 'em? "Well, I once coached a little league team in Kansas, and I didn't understand half the things those kids were saying either, but we still managed to have a good time!" So, I figure, if we can have fun playing with words we don't understand, why not do the same with qooty?
But seriously, folks, the great thing about coaching is that it's not just about knowing all the rules. It's about building relationships, fostering teamwork, and creating an environment where everyone feels supported. And I think we can all agree that those things transcend any sport or rulebook.
So, while I might be the new guy in town, I promise you this: we're going to have a blast figuring out qooty together. And hey, if anyone's got a spare rulebook lying around, I'll be happy to borrow it and use it as a bedtime story. It might help me get some sleep!
And you know what, folks? In this journey of ours, there's one thing I want you to remember: believe. Believe in yourselves, believe in each other, and believe in the power of teamwork. That's the catchcry of this team. When we step onto that field, let's carry the belief in our hearts and let it guide us through every pass, every shot, and every victory.
Belief is a funny thing, you see. It's like a spark that ignites the fire within us. It's what keeps us pushing forward, even when the odds are against us. So, let's embrace that belief, let it fuel our passion, and let it be the driving force that propels us to greatness.
Now, let's go out there, have some fun, and show the world that sometimes, not knowing all the rules can lead to the most exciting and unexpected victories. So, buckle up, Las Vegas, because the Bears are about to bring a whole new kind of magic to this city!
Thank you all for being here, and let's get ready to make some qooty history. And remember, if in doubt, just kick the ball and hope for the best! Cheers, everyone!
And remember, if all else fails, just give it a good old "Ted Lasso try." Who knows, it might just work!
Together, we're going to create something special. We're going to write our own story, and it's going to be one for the ages. So, let's strap on our boots, put on our game faces, and let the world witness the power of belief in action.
Now, let's go out there, have some fun, and show the world what believing can truly accomplish. Onward, Bears! Let's go out there and make the impossible possible!
Cheers to belief, to qooty, and to the magic that awaits us!