Past #14: Jordan Gysberts - acquired via trade for Cam Pedersen - delisted at the end of the 2013 season

[Bigeasy]

Biff will enjoy this attention. Don't feed the monster.

 

[GarnerSmash]

So, we gave up Pedo and pick 74 (Dean Terlich) for Gysberts and Hine?

Early days but nice work.

 

[Hard_to_Beat]

So, we gave up Pedo and pick 74 (Dean Terlich) for Gysberts and Hine?

Early days but nice work.

Pop the champers now.

 

[True North]

If we gave up Pedo and the rights to L.McDonald we'd still be in front after the head duck on the weekend!

 

[Hunters Host #3]

And, Terlich replaces an omitted Pedersen this week.

They must've injected him with one of the many vials of #screwyourdevelopmentwithsoftcockitis injections at Melbourne.

 

[Only Forwards]

can someone post the pedo squib I've not seen it

 

[MaddAdam]

If we gave up Pedo and the rights to L.McDonald we'd still be in front after the head duck on the weekend!

I know. And after the spray I saw him give Will Sierra for taking a short step in a seconds game (which I described here) last year, it was particularly bad.

 

[Hunters Host #3]

 

[Flawed Genius]

Oh, yuck.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

can someone post the pedo squib I've not seen it

Edit- You win HH.

 

[Flawed Genius]

That must be a new record for being Melbournised.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

That must be a new record for being Melbournised.

'Melbournisation' will start to appear in medical journals in the near future.

There will be studies all over the place.

 

[Flawed Genius]

"..Dear.. GOD doctor. His heart rate has dropped significantly, his blood pressure spikes whenever we clap near his face, he's white as a sheet and not to mention the continuous, uncontrollable pants-shitting which we have no idea how to stop!"

"I've seen this before. It's rare, but not unique. It's Melbournitis."

"NOOOOOO! How do we stop it! What is the cure?"

"Request a trade."

 

[Jimms]

That must be a new record for being Melbournised.

yeah in pedos defence, i wouldn't bother risking myself for Melbourne either.

 

[Mr Reliable]

There's no doubt about Drayne. He has a choice of saying ''oh dear, he ducked his head'' or making a snide remark about the sun and the clouds. Without missing a beat he goes with the snide remark.

What a grade A turd.

 

[Only Forwards]

"..Dear.. GOD doctor. His heart rate has dropped significantly, his blood pressure spikes whenever we clap near his face, he's white as a sheet and not to mention the continuous, uncontrollable pants-shitting which we have no idea how to stop!"

"I've seen this before. It's rare, but not unique. It's Melbournitis."

"NOOOOOO! How do we stop it! What is the cure?"

"Request a trade."

He seems to have developed a twitch in the right eye.

 

[Kcrack]

Dat Melbourne Culture.

Pedo was a decent tough nut with us. That squib was shocking.

 

[giantroo]

 

[giantroo]

He seems to have developed a twitch in the right eye.

That apparently is normal. Being happening for a long while but it's more evident when there is stress according to him.

 

[GarnerSmash]

Yowser.

It's like he heard a pallet of pedestal fans falling off some shelving behind him or something.

 

[Hard_to_Beat]

That is Heppellesque. He could have gotten away with it up to the point where he ducked his head. I feel bad for him.

It's something you will never see Jordan Gysberts do.

 

[giantroo]

That is Heppellesque. He could have gotten away with it up to the point where he ducked his head. I feel bad for him.

It's something you will never see Jordan Gysberts do.

Up there with this.

 

[Saintly31]

I was a vocal advocate of keeping Pedo. Yeah, maybe not the right call

 

[King Corey]

I was a vocal advocate of keeping Pedo. Yeah, maybe not the right call

BS aside is there any context to it?

Bit like the Cale Morton one is a bit misleading.

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

Amazingly it's even made a head line on afl.com.au:

Pedersen 'head duck' not behind dropping.

If you put it in quotations like that, surely you can just call it a squib?