Roast 2009 AFL Time Capsule

[Silvagnis]

Premier: Geelong
Runner-up: Hawthorn
Brownlow Medallist: Gary Ablett
Norm Smith Medallist: Joel Corey
Spotless Catering Rising Star Winner: David Myers
Coaches sacked: Wallace and Craig (after they bomb out in the finals)
Sliders: Brisbane, North and Richmond
Big Improvers: WCE, Carlton, Port and Essendon
Top eight: Geelong, Hawthorn, St Kilda, Collingwood, Bulldogs, Sydney, Adelaide, Carlton
Wooden spooner: Fremantle - Harvey is their coach and Palmer will be heavily tagged next year. Improvement will have to come from Hasleby, Tarrant and Headland standing up. Struggletown again.
Priority pick teams: None. I can see Melbourne winning five or more games with Rivers, Mclean, Grimes and Robertson on the park. They're that dumb.
How many AA players will Carlton have: 3 - Murphy, Judd and Fevola
Best second year coach: Brett Ratten
NAB Cup champion:: St Kilda
Coleman Medallist: Brendan Fevola - Fev will receive better delivery from Yarran, Houlihan, Stevens, Judd, Gibbs and Betts
AFL's Most Improved Player: Bryce Gibbs
Carlton's Best First Year Player: Chris Yarran
Carlton's Most Improved Player (less than 25 games): Steven Browne
2008 regular who will struggle for a game: Simon Wiggins
Carlton's delistees: Bentick, Hartlett, Bannister and Wiggins
No. of Carlton victories: 13
No. of games Chris Johnson will play if we draft him: 10
AFL retirees: Barry, Hall, Robertson, Fletcher, Tredrea, O'loughlin, Bowden and Mcleod
The reason/s why Sam Newman will be in the press for all the wrong reasons: TFS filmed Newman's back, crack and sack after he lost a bet
No. of articles Caroline Wilson will write about football (not footy politics) and Richmond: Zero
First footballer to be in the news for the wrong reasons: Tom Hislop
No. of times Koschitzke will either be knocked out or knock out a teammate out: 3
No. of games when Dale Thomas puts in a four quarter performance: 2
No. of Hawks reported for late and high hits or bumps that were fair... : 10

 

[The Coach]

Nice work - interesting read.
If Gibbsy wins most improved (that much better than 2008 ) then will he also win our B&F?

 

[Blue Dimension]

Premier: Hawthorn
Runner-up: Bulldogs
Brownlow Medallist: Gary Ablett
Norm Smith Medallist: Sam Mitchell
Rising Star Winner: Daniel Rich
Coaches sacked: Terry Wallace
Sliders: Richmond, Sydney, North
Big Improvers: Carlton, Port Adelaide
Top eight: (in no particular order) Hawthorn, Bulldogs, Port, Carlton, Geelong, Adelaide, St Kilda, Collingwood
Wooden spooner: Melbourne - just don't have any standout players in their side. They have some very good players in Mclean, Davey, et al but i don't think they have the core group to push them up the ladder.
Priority pick teams: Melbourne
How many AA players will Carlton have: 2 - Judd and Fevola
Best second year coach: Brett Ratten (it won't be Harvey or Bailey...so process of elimination)
NAB Cup champion: Richmond
Coleman Medallist: Mind says Fev actually, but my heart says Franklin...random much?
AFL's Most Improved Player: Robbie Gray, Pat Veszpremi
Carlton's Best First Year Player: Chris Yarran
Carlton's Most Improved Player (less than 25 games): Mark Austin, Adam Hartlett
2008 regular who will struggle for a game: Simon Wiggins, Cameron Cloke
Carlton's delistees: Wiggins, Cloke, Edwards, (hope not, just a guess..) Bannister - Jacobs after his third year on the rookie list.
No. of Carlton victories: Hard one...won't set a target, just hope for plenty
No. of games Chris Johnson will play if we draft him: 23
AFL retirees: Fletcher, Lloyd, Bowden, Richardson, Goodwin, Mcleod, Robertson, Hall, Barry, O'loughlin, Tredrea, Notting, O'bree.
The reason/s why Sam Newman will be in the press for all the wrong reasons: An idiotic comment that outrages the community...it's bound to happen, does every year.
First footballer to be in the news for the wrong reasons: Hrmm, no comment
No. of games when Dale Thomas puts in a four quarter performance: 0

 

[matt decat]

Premier: Hawthorn
Runner-up: Bulldogs
Brownlow Medallist: Gary Ablett
Norm Smith Medallist: Sam Mitchell
Rising Star Winner: Daniel Rich
Coaches sacked: Terry Wallace
Sliders: Richmond, Sydney
Big Improvers: Carlton, Port Adelaide
Top eight: (in no particular order) Hawthtorn, Bulldogs, Port, Carlton, Geelong, Adelaide, St Kilda,
Wooden spooner: Melbourne - just don't have any standout players in their side. They have some very good players in Mclean, Davey, et al but i don't think they have the core group to push them up the ladder.
Priority pick teams: Melbourne
How many AA players will Carlton have: 2 - Judd and Fevola
Best second year coach: Brett Ratten (it won't be Harvey or Bailey...so process of elimination)
NAB Cup champion: Richmond
Coleman Medallist: Mind says Fev actually, but my heart says Franklin...random much?
AFL's Most Improved Player: Robbie Gray, Pat Veszpremi
Carlton's Best First Year Player: Chris Yarran
Carlton's Most Improved Player (less than 25 games): Mark Austin, Adam Hartlett
2008 regular who will struggle for a game: Simon Wiggins, Cameron Cloke
Carlton's delistees: Wiggins, Cloke, Edwards, (hope not, just a guess..) Bannister - Jacobs after his third year on the rookie list.
No. of Carlton victories: Hard one...won't set a target, just hope for plenty
No. of games Chris Johnson will play if we draft him: 23
AFL retirees: Fletcher, Lloyd, Bowden, Richardson, Goodwin, Mcleod, Robertson, Hall, Barry, O'loughlin, Tredrea, Notting, O'bree.
The reason/s why Sam Newman will be in the press for all the wrong reasons: An idiotic comment that outrages the community...it's bound to happen, does every year.
First footballer to be in the news for the wrong reasons: Hrmm, no comment
No. of games when Dale Thomas puts in a four quarter performance: 0

Smallest top 8 I've ever seen

 

[Blue Dimension]

Smallest top 8 I've ever seen

bahaha, good point. I left it and forgot to go back to it

 

[The Coach]

Premier: Geelong
Runner-up: Hawthorn
Brownlow Medallist: Chris Judd
Norm Smith Medallist: Selwood
Spotless Catering Rising Star Winner: Cotchin (if eligible) Nic Nat
Coaches sacked: Harvey
Sliders: North and Sydney
Big Improvers: Carlton, Port, WCE
Top eight: Geelong, Hawthorn, Collingwood, Adelaide, Carlton, Port, Bulldogs, Brisbane
Wooden spooner: Melbourne w/o a wet winter they may not win a game.
Priority pick teams: see above.
How many AA players will Carlton have: 2 - Judd and Fevola
Best second year coach: Brett Ratten
NAB Cup champion:: Geelong
Coleman Medallist: Brendan Fevola because Buddy's accuracy will not improve
AFL's Most Improved Player: Cameron Cloke for holding down CHF
Carlton's Best First Year Player: Mitch Robinson
Carlton's Most Improved Player (less than 25 games): Jammo in the eyes of unaware non Carlton supporters
2008 regular who will struggle for a game: Simon Wiggins, maybe Russell
Carlton's delistees: Hartlett, Wiggins, Edwards, ? ? ?
No. of Carlton victories: 12.5
No. of games Chris Johnson will play if we draft him: 5 guessing big time
AFL retirees: Barry, Fletcher, Tredrea, O'Loughlin, Rocca, Aker
The reason/s why Sam Newman will be in the press for all the wrong reasons: For walking out of TFS and not coming back
No. of articles Caroline Wilson will write about football (not footy politics) and Richmond: 1
First footballer to be in the news for the wrong reasons: Kyle Reimers
No. of times Koschitzke will either be knocked out or knock out a teammate out: once himself will be enough
No. of games when Dale Thomas puts in a four quarter performance: 2.5
No. of Hawks reported for late and high hits or bumps that were fair... : 7

 

[Dramoth]

Premier: Geelong
Runner-up: Hawthorn
Brownlow Medallist: Judd
Norm Smith Medallist: Joel Corey
Spotless Catering Rising Star Winner: David Myers
Coaches sacked: Wallace and Craig (after they bomb out in the finals)
Sliders: Brisbane, North and Richmond
Big Improvers: WCE, Carlton, Port and Essendon
Top eight: Geelong, Hawthorn, St Kilda, Collingwood, Bulldogs, Sydney, Adelaide, Carlton
Wooden spooner: Melbourne
Priority pick teams: None. I can see Melbourne winning five or more games with Rivers, Mclean, Grimes and Robertson on the park. They're that dumb.
How many AA players will Carlton have: 3 - Murphy, Judd and Fevola
Best second year coach: Brett Ratten
NAB Cup champion: St Kilda
Coleman Medallist: Brendan Fevola - Fev will receive better delivery from Yarran, Houlihan, Stevens, Judd, Gibbs and Betts
AFL's Most Improved Player: Bryce Gibbs
Carlton's Best First Year Player: Chris Yarran
Carlton's Most Improved Player (less than 25 games): Steven Browne
2008 regular who will struggle for a game: Simon Wiggins
Carlton's delistees: Bentick, Hartlett, Bannister and Wiggins
No. of Carlton victories: 13
No. of games Chris Johnson will play if we draft him: 10
AFL retirees: Lloyd, Barry, Hall, Robertson, Fletcher, Tredrea, O'loughlin, Bowden and Mcleod
The reason/s why Sam Newman will be in the press for all the wrong reasons: Newman getting sacked after finally getting the hump with Eddie everywhere and thumping him live on camera
No. of articles Caroline Wilson will write about football (not footy politics) and Richmond: Zero
First footballer to be in the news for the wrong reasons: Tom Hislop
No. of times Koschitzke will either be knocked out or knock out a teammate out: 3
No. of games when Dale Thomas puts in a four quarter performance: 2
No. of Hawks reported for late and high hits or bumps that were fair... : 10

 

[bLuEbOy1984]

Premier: Geelong
Runner-up: St Kilda
Brownlow Medallist: Chris Judd
Norm Smith Medallist: Koschitzke
Rising Star Winner: Chris Yarran
Coaches sacked: Wallace
Sliders: Brisbane, North and Collingwood
Big Improvers: WCE, Carlton, Port and Essendon
Top eight: Geelong, Hawthorn, St Kilda, Bulldogs, Carlton, Sydney, Adelaide, Richmond
Wooden spooner: Melbourne -
How many AA players will Carlton have: 3 - Murphy, Judd and Fevola
Best second year coach: Brett Ratten
NAB Cup champion:: Bulldogs
Coleman Medallist: Brendan Fevola
AFL's Most Improved Player: Bryce Gibbs
Carlton's Best First Year Player: Chris Yarran
Carlton's Most Improved Player (less than 25 games): Steven Browne
2008 regular who will struggle for a game: Simon Wiggins
Carlton's delistees: Bentick, Hartlett, Bannister and Wiggins
No. of Carlton victories: 14

 

[HBF]

Premier: Geelong
Runner-up: Hawthorn
Brownlow Medallist: Luke Hodge
Norm Smith Medallist: Paul Chapman
Spotless Catering Rising Star Winner: Hamish Hartlett
Coaches sacked: Terry Wallace and Dean Laidley
Sliders: Sydney and Adelaide
Big Improvers: Carlton & Fremantle
Top eight: Geelong, Hawthorn, Bulldogs, St.Kilda, Collingwood, North Melbourne, Carlton, Richmond
Wooden spooner: Melbourne - won't see any improvement next year
Priority pick teams: Melbourne - their list is terrible
Best second year coach: Brett Ratten
NAB Cup champion:: Richmond
Coleman Medallist: Brendan Fevola
AFL's Most Improved Player: Jesse Smith
Carlton's Best First Year Player: Chris Yarran
Carlton's Most Improved Player (less than 25 games): Steven Browne
2008 regular who will struggle for a game: Jordan Russell
Carlton's delistees: Hartlett, Russell, Bentick.
No. of Carlton victories: 13
No. of games Chris Johnson will play if we draft him: Less than 6
AFL retirees: Leo Barry, Adam Simpson, Joel Bowden, Matthew Richardson, Dustin Fletcher.
The reason/s why Sam Newman will be in the press for all the wrong reasons: Just more of the same old crap from him
No. of articles Caroline Wilson will write about football (not footy politics) and Richmond: Zero
First footballer to be in the news for the wrong reasons: Andrew Lovett
No. of times Koschitzke will either be knocked out or knock out a teammate out: 1
No. of games when Dale Thomas puts in a four quarter performance: 0
No. of Hawks reported for late and high hits or bumps that were fair... : 8

 

[Salaryman]

Laidley sacked after 6th place finish

 

[Bradles21]

Premier: Hawthorn
Runner-up: Geelong
Brownlow Medallist: Brett Delideo
Norm Smith Medallist: Brad Sewell
Spotless Catering Rising Star Winner: Daniel Rich
Coaches sacked: Nil
Sliders: Sydney, Adelaide, Collingwood
Big Improvers: Richmond Essedon Carlton
Top eight: Hawthorn, Geelong, Bulldogs, StKilda,
Richmond, North Melbourne, Carlton, Essedon
Wooden spooner: Melbourne
Priority pick teams: Melbourne, Fremantle
How many AA players will Carlton have: 2- Fev and Judd
Best second year coach: Brett Ratten
NAB Cup champion:: Port Adelaide
Coleman Medallist: Franklin(will only get better)
AFL's Most Improved Player: Brett Delideo
Carlton's Best First Year Player: Mitch Robinson
Carlton's Most Improved Player (less than 25 games): Steven Browne
2008 regular who will struggle for a game: Jordan Russel
Carlton's delistees: Bentick, Hartlett, Bannister and Edwards
No. of Carlton victories: 12
No. of games Chris Johnson will play if we draft him: 9
AFL retirees: Barry, Lucas, Fletcher, Tredrea, O'loughlin, Goodwin, Lade
The reason/s why Sam Newman will be in the press for all the wrong reasons: Some comment about something like abortion or diabetes in which he has no idea about and ends up offending some group
No. of articles Caroline Wilson will write about football (not footy politics) and Richmond: Hate this bitch!!! none
First footballer to be in the news for the wrong reasons: Alan Didak
No. of times Koschitzke will either be knocked out or knock out a teammate out: Nil, will have a great year
No. of games when Dale Thomas puts in a four quarter performance: hahaha none!
No. of Hawks reported for late and high hits or bumps that were fair... : lots

 

[Marc Shmurf 3]

of those questions, the only one im sure about is that

BROWNLOW MEDALLIST: Chris Judd #5
couldnt be more certain

 

[true blue19]

Premier: hawk
Runner-up: blues
Brownlow Medallist:ablett
Norm Smith Medallist: judd
Rising Star Winner: yarran
Coaches sacked: malthouse and roos both quite
Sliders: collingwood, sydney
Big Improvers: blues, w/c(after they tanked), bombers
Top eight: hawk, blues, cats, dogs, saints, eagles, bombers, lions
Wooden spooner: dockers
Priority pick teams: dees
How many AA players will Carlton have: 5- gibbs, judd, murphy, fev, thornton
Best second year coach: Brett Ratten
NAB Cup champion: crows
Coleman Medallist: Brendan Fevola
AFL's Most Improved Player: Bryce Gibbs
Carlton's Best First Year Player: Chris Yarran
Carlton's Most Improved Player (less than 25 games): anderson
2008 regular who will struggle for a game: Wiggins, O'hAilpin, carrazzo, russell
Carlton's delistees: Hartlett, edwards, O'hAilpin and Wiggins
No. of Carlton victories: 16 h+w 3 finals
No. of games Chris Johnson will play if we draft him: 0
AFL retirees: Barry, Hall, Robertson, Fletcher, Tredrea, O'loughlin, Bowden, Mcleod, goodwin, edwards, burton, prestie, rocca, milburn, lade
The reason/s why Sam Newman will be in the press for all the wrong reasons: who cares
No. of articles Caroline Wilson will write about football (not footy politics) and Richmond: whatever
First footballer to be in the news for the wrong reasons: cousins
No. of times Koschitzke will either be knocked out or knock out a teammate out: 2
No. of games when Dale Thomas puts in a four quarter performance: 0
No. of Hawks reported for late and high hits or bumps that were fair... : 10

cool idea

 

[Bradles21]

Premier: hawk
Runner-up: blues
Brownlow Medallist:ablett
Norm Smith Medallist: judd
Rising Star Winner: yarran
Coaches sacked: malthouse and roos both quite
Sliders: collingwood, sydney
Big Improvers: blues, w/c(after they tanked), bombers
Top eight: hawk, blues, cats, dogs, saints, eagles, bombers, lions
Wooden spooner: dockers
Priority pick teams: dees
How many AA players will Carlton have: 5- gibbs, judd, murphy, fev, thornton
Best second year coach: Brett Ratten
NAB Cup champion: crows
Coleman Medallist: Brendan Fevola
AFL's Most Improved Player: Bryce Gibbs
Carlton's Best First Year Player: Chris Yarran
Carlton's Most Improved Player (less than 25 games): anderson
2008 regular who will struggle for a game: Wiggins, O'hAilpin, carrazzo, russell
Carlton's delistees: Hartlett, edwards, O'hAilpin and Wiggins
No. of Carlton victories: 16 h+w 3 finals
No. of games Chris Johnson will play if we draft him: 0
AFL retirees: Barry, Hall, Robertson, Fletcher, Tredrea, O'loughlin, Bowden, Mcleod, goodwin, edwards, burton, prestie, rocca, milburn, lade
The reason/s why Sam Newman will be in the press for all the wrong reasons: who cares
No. of articles Caroline Wilson will write about football (not footy politics) and Richmond: whatever
First footballer to be in the news for the wrong reasons: cousins
No. of times Koschitzke will either be knocked out or knock out a teammate out: 2
No. of games when Dale Thomas puts in a four quarter performance: 0
No. of Hawks reported for late and high hits or bumps that were fair... : 10

cool idea

5 all asustralian and runners up flag?? bit ambitious dont ya think?

 

[TerryWallet]

Premier: Geelong
Runner-up: Hawthorn
Brownlow Medallist: Chris Judd
Norm Smith Medallist: Joel Selwood
Spotless Catering Rising Star Winner: Hamish Hartlett
Coaches sacked: Malthouse
Sliders: Collingwood, North, St Kilda , Sydney
Big Improvers: Carlton, Fremantle
Top eight: Geelong, Hawthorn, W.Bulldogs,Carlton,Fremantle,Adelaide,Richmond, St Kilda
Wooden spooner: Melbourne - 1 win
Priority pick teams: Melbourne
How many AA players will Carlton have: 2 - Judd and Fevola
NAB Cup champion:: Richmond
Coleman Medallist: Brendan Fevola - 108
AFL's Most Improved Player: Ryan Griffin
Carlton's Best First Year Player: Chris Yarran
Carlton's Most Improved Player (less than 25 games): Shaun Grigg, Matt Kruezer(Ruck)
2008 regular who will struggle for a game: Bret Thornton , Andrew Carrazzo, Simon Wiggins
Carlton's delistees: Thornton,Bentick, Hartlett, Bannister and Wiggins
No. of Carlton victories: 14

 

[R1KSTA]

Premier: Hawthorn
Runner-up: St.Kilda
Brownlow Medallist: Chris Judd
Norm Smith Medallist: Chance Batman
Spotless Catering Rising Star Winner: Ayce Cordy
Coaches sacked: Malthouse
Sliders: Adelaide, Sydney and Brisbane.
Big Improvers: Carlton, Richmond and Essendon
Top eight: Geelong, Hawthorn, St Kilda, Bulldogs, Carlton, Richmond, Essendon and North Melbourne
Wooden spooner: West Coast, they will expect heaps from nick nat, but he will fall though and become another first round dud. Injuries to a number of key players, and kerr will be suspended too often. .
Priority pick teams: None
How many AA players will Carlton have: 5 - Gibbs, Waite, Murphy, Judd and Fevola
Best second year coach: Brett Ratten
NAB Cup champion:: Melbourne
Coleman Medallist: Brendan Fevola - Fev will reach his tonne in a epic 100 point thrashing of the dees
AFL's Most Improved Player: Bryce Gibbs
Carlton's Best First Year Player: Chris Yarran
Carlton's Most Improved Player (less than 25 games): Dennis Armfield
2008 regular who will struggle for a game: Brad Fisher
Carlton's delistees: hartlett, ellard, edwards and bentick. .
No. of Carlton victories: 15
No. of games Chris Johnson will play if we draft him: 10
AFL retirees: Hall, Fletcher, Aker(knows it as a fact), Johnson, Micky O', Rocca, Lucas,
The reason/s why Sam Newman will be in the press for all the wrong reasons:
No. of articles Caroline Wilson will write about football (not footy politics) and Richmond: Two
First footballer to be in the news for the wrong reasons: Dale Thomas
No. of times Koschitzke will either be knocked out or knock out a teammate out: 1
No. of games when Dale Thomas puts in a four quarter performance: 0
No. of Hawks reported for late and high hits or bumps that were fair... : 2