2012/13 Nine Commentary team bagging thread

[Simple Jack]

What a load of steaming shit.

'Yeah ok 1..2..3..4.. I think the ball goes about here *put the ball nowhere near where you are standing but coincidentally exactly where the hawkeye track pitches *'

Their constant bullshit really annoys me.

 

[Amazing Racer]

Moody was good - had some knowledge and wasn't just rambling to fill time.

 

[Kram]

Moody is good without being great, sensible like an adult and doesn't talk shit.

 

[aflcliche]

Quite a lot of criticism of the SA tactics. Umm it is 7 for 100

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

I know they have been told to say it but the "We now say goodby to our NSW and Vic viewers" grinds my gears a Tasmanian and we leave for the news at the same time.

As does the ACT, but we don't get the Nine network (both Tas and ACT get regional affiliate WIN) so why would they care. They used to just say Sydney and Melbourne viewers, leaving out regional NSW and Vic as well.

 

[GOAUS!]

Loved Lawry's line on Australia's great keepers 'Gilchrist, Haddin, Rod Marsh'...

 

[Stan Van Gundy]

I swear these guys must spend 90% of the day either criticising the field placings or the DRS. Soooo ****ing boring.

 

[aflcliche]

or praise golden boy Clarke as the biggest genius captain of all time. Was there any praise for Smith today? I didn't watch most play

 

[Buzzasto DaSilva]

Tubby: There's a man on the hook, down there to save money.

 

[Smoooothy]

I swear if I see that dragonfly cam again I'll puke. Adds absolutely nothing!

 

[jefffff34]

Dream Commentary Team -
Ball by ball commentators - Mark Richardson, Mike Atherton, Tony Cozier, Harsha Bhogle, Bill Lawry, Jonathan Agnew.
Colour Commentators - David Lloyd, Ian Smith, Kerry O'Keefe, Barry Richards.

BbB commentators do 20 minute segments (1 a session), Colour commentators do 30 minute segments (1 a session)

 

[frankrizzo]

run rate of 7 and they have spent the last 30 minutes talking about nothing other than their amazing new cameras.

 

[Simple Jack]

I swear if I see that dragonfly cam again I'll puke. Adds absolutely nothing!

It adds money to channel 9's pockets (or rather stops it going out). Much cheaper than a chopper.

 

[Smoooothy]

It adds money to channel 9's pockets (or rather stops it going out). Much cheaper than a chopper.

Why would you want a chopper for cricket?

 

[Cleavy]

I swear if I see that dragonfly cam again I'll puke. Adds absolutely nothing!

most of their new fangled graphics, toys and contraptions add little to nothing. just keep it simple

 

[Dixie Flatline]

Not a fan of the Neil Manthorpe/Barry Richards combo on ABC. They don't pretend to hide their bias.

 

[Smoooothy]

most of their new fangled graphics, toys and contraptions add little to nothing. just keep it simple

There was a time where 9 introduced all the new innovations, and they had relevance. Sky has overtaken them now

 

[Simple Jack]

Why would you want a chopper for cricket?

For the same pointless shots the 'dragonfly' is giving them.

 

[Tulip]

I'm watching in South Africa. It's 12pm and **** me the commentators here are bloody good,

 

[Cooldude]

Not a fan of the Neil Manthorpe/Barry Richards combo on ABC. They don't pretend to hide their bias.

I like Richards though, very smooth

 

[Plugger35]

Barry Richards is alright, he might be biased but he knows a fair bit about the game and offers some good insights and stories from his playing days.

Neil Manthorp is pretty average though, just another run of the mill commentator.

 

[Hellgood]

I'm watching in South Africa. It's 12pm and **** me the commentators here are bloody good,

Have Supersport sent a team over?

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Hayesman, Pollock, Mbangwa, Wessels, Ackerman, Jackman, Matthews is a pretty solid lineup SuperSport have on their hands. I love how the best three (Jackman, daylight, Mbangwa, Hayesman) are a Pom, Zimbabwean, and an Aussie.

Imagine if Nein had something like this... http://www.supersport.com/cricket/content.aspx?id=20716

 

[Scotland]

Hey Bill, his name is not "Jarks" Kallis.

 

[damochandler]

you think 9s commentators are terrible Mbangwa has an orgasm every time a south african does something good. jackman isn't much better