Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread - PART II

[Cataholic]

No I didnt.

Tell me more

The original design was hand driven, and designed for cutting the pubic bone.

It later morphed to the chainsaw we know of now.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Did you know the first flight in Australia was piloted by Harry Houdini at Calder Park?

 

[Spazz Cat]

Did you know the chainsaw was invented for childbirth, rather than for cutting wood?

Mmmmmmmm can you smell the 2 stroke...
& placenta

 

[Spazz Cat]

Also did you know the New Zealand flight didn't get off the ground due to a design flaw?
The pilot was rooting a sheep.

 

[Cataholic]

Did you know gold can be hammered so thin it becomes transparent?

 

[Cataholic]

Mmmmmmmm can you smell the 2 stroke...
& placenta

I wouldn't be in the same postcode

 

[Spazz Cat]

On the medical thing. Dr Liston one of the most famous and successful surgeons of all time is the only Dr to have a 200% failure rate in one operation.
He sliced his assistants fingers off while changing instruments and both the patient and assistant died.

 

[Cataholic]

On the medical thing. Dr Liston one of the most famous and successful surgeons of all time is the only Dr to have a 200% failure rate in one operation.
He sliced his assistants fingers off while changing instruments and both the patient and assistant died.

Holy cow.......

 

[Spazz Cat]

Holy cow.......

Also sliced a patients testicles off while amputating his leg.

 

[Cataholic]

Also sliced a patients testicles off while amputating his leg.

Is that fair dinkum??!

 

[Shell]

Also did you know the New Zealand flight didn't get off the ground due to a design flaw?
The pilot was rooting a sheep.

I dont get it

 

[Shell]

Mmmmmmmm can you smell the 2 stroke...
& placenta

Some ****ed up weirdo hippies put that in a blender and eat that shit.

 

[Cataholic]

Some f’ed up weirdo hippies put that in a blender and eat that sh*t.

I knew a guy who did that.

Gross.

 

[Cataholic]

Did you know an owl can't move its eyeballs?

 

[Spazz Cat]

Is that fair dinkum??!

Yeah true. These things paint him in a bad light.
But he was actually an amazing surgeon.
There's even statues of him.

 

[Shell]

I knew a guy who did that.

Gross.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Some f’ed up weirdo hippies put that in a blender and eat that sh*t.

It's meant to be really good for you. The stem cells or something.

 

[Cataholic]

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Fried it up in a pan if I remember correctly, though it's a memory I've tried desperately to erase......

 

[Spazz Cat]

I dont get it

Weighed the plane down. That Wright Bros plane could only take about 60kg

 

[Spazz Cat]

Fried it up in a pan if I remember correctly, though it's a memory I've tried desperately to erase......

Ahhh f**k.

 

[Cataholic]

It's meant to be really good for you. The stem cells or something.

They can have it all to themselves.

 

[Cataholic]

Ahhh f**k.

Yep.

 

[Spazz Cat]

They can have it all to themselves.

It's not for me. But there must be something in it.
When you see a dog have puppies she eats the placenta to help her recover.
A few hundred years ago we were probably all eating Placentas.

 

[Shell]

It's meant to be really good for you. The stem cells or something.

I couldnt give a **** if it extends your lifespan by a decade.

Would not touch with a ten foot placenta pole

 

[Spazz Cat]

I couldnt give a fu** if it extends your lifespan by a decade.

Would not touch with a ten foot placenta pole

Yeah, I might give the placenta a miss.