Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread - PART II

[Spazz Cat]

Fun fact: I dont own a toaster.

I didn't have a microwave for about 5 years.

 

[Shell]

I didn't have a microwave for about 5 years.

My mum and dad have never owned a microwave

 

[Shell]

So I went for.. 25 years without a microwave

 

[Spazz Cat]

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So many inaccuracies in that picture. Why is the cutlery still on the table?
Where is he getting the power for the toaster?
A generator wouldn't work on the moon because it's a combustion engine.

 

[Spazz Cat]

So I went for.. 25 years without a microwave

I never owned a computer until I was 26. My girlfriend made me buy one and I didn't know how to turn it on.

 

[Spazz Cat]

My mum and dad have never owned a microwave

We've got an air fryer now, so barely ever use the microwave anyway.
Actually not even plugged in.

 

[Shell]

Neh air fryer this air fryer that whats so ****ing great about ****ing air fryers

 

[Spazz Cat]

I reckon within 2 years I was a gun on the computer. Even built one a few years ago.
Reminds me, anyone selling a graphics card for a fair price DM me.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Neh air fryer this air fryer that whats so ******* great about ******* air fryers

Just cooks shit quick. Like what a pressure cooker is to stews, soups etc the Air Fryer is to roasts and stuff like that.
And way more healthy for frying stuff as well.

 

[Shell]

Neh air fryer this air fryer that whats so ******* great about ******* air fryers

Its not you spzz (or air fryers) just in a shocking mood

 

[Shell]

If anyone wants to have an internet fight just BRING IT ON. you mother ****ers.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Its not you spzz (or air fryers) just in a shocking mood

What up Shell?

 

[Spazz Cat]

If anyone wants to have an internet fight just BRING IT ON. you mother f***ers.

Normally I'd take on this challenge in an instant. But I just can't be arsed today.

 

[Shell]

What up Shell?

Women's troubles.

And a splitting ****ing headache. Would srsly get in a fight today if anyone looked at me the wrong way

 

[Spazz Cat]

Women's troubles.

And a splitting ******* headache. Would srsly get in a fight today if anyone looked at me the wrong way

Ahhh Shark Week. Hope your off the injury list and back on the park soon.

 

[Shell]

Thats not the real problem tho, its more the headache.

Am in srs head agony here.

 

[Spazz Cat]

On the plus side the rain is looking a bit better on the weekend.
Saturday should be at least a half decent day for a protest.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Thats not the real problem tho, its more the headache.

Am in srs head agony here.

Sucks. Sorry. Hope it gets better.

 

[cats_09]

My mum and dad have never owned a microwave

My cuz didn't have a microwave for a few years after she moved to Melbourne - her mum asked her where she stored her bread...

My cuz was in her 40s at the time

 

[Shell]

Ta

 

[winty]

On the plus side the rain is looking a bit better on the weekend.
Saturday should be at least a half decent day for a protest.

Jane Bunn agrees with you...

 

[Down at K Park]

Jane Bunn agrees with you...

Are they getting the same weather advice from the people who said we wouldn't see showers until this afternoon? And it was raining at 7am.

These clowns couldn't predict when the sun is going to come up.

 

[Shell]

God I hate Jane ****ing Bunn

 

[Down at K Park]

God I hate Jane ******* Bunn

She does have 2 charming qualities. Qualititties?

 

[Shell]

I shall remember this for Saturday and see is she's correct or not.