Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Spazz Cat]

/for your face


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Jks.

Haha your on fire.

 

[Shell]

Wow smart campaigner.
Yeah I reckon some people are so smart they sort of transcend sex or something.
There's a higher level.
I'd rather be dumb.

I dont think it has anything to do with intelligence.

Just how they are. If ppl can be born "sexual beings" then they can be born "asexual beings" and just not be interested.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Oh those poor bastards on the West Gate, all closed down by this one sh*thead protesting.

I have absolutely no problem with it if they do it on the way to work
If they do it on the way home that is just horrible.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Meh he just said everything in that song.

 

[Shell]

I have absolutely no problem with it if they do it on the way to work
If they do it on the way home that is just horrible.

True, but not everyone would be on their way to work. Being a Friday ppl could be going to funerals, idk functions, professional learning things... exams. Who knows.

 

[cats_09]

OH. Its a fake photo, of a ship. Ok I get it

well the Montague Street Bridge gets hit by everything, so why not the Ever Given shipping container

 

[Shell]

I remember getting lost on the way to a funeral during morning peak hour.

Almost had a major stress attack.

/still got there, i think 5-10 mins before it began

 

[Spazz Cat]

True, but not everyone would be on their way to work. Being a Friday ppl could be going to funerals, idk functions, professional learning things... exams. Who knows.

True. But if it happened to me on the way to work it would make me happy. Maybe would donate to their cause if they pledged to do it regularly.

 

[cats_09]

And speaking of the Montague Street Bridge - it had gone 137 days without being hit, until this idiot on Wednesday

 

[Spazz Cat]

I dont think it has anything to do with intelligence.

Just how they are. If ppl can be born "sexual beings" then they can be born "asexual beings" and just not be interested.

Yeah. But they always seem to be smart.
By "always" I mean Sheldon out of Big Bang and that guy you just said.

 

[Spazz Cat]

I'd be sorry if I was a man too.

Not if your awesome and have a massive schlong!
( I don't have either of those things)

 

[Spazz Cat]

And speaking of the Montague Street Bridge - it had gone 137 days without being hit, until this idiot on Wednesday

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It's so easy to do though! Actually Montague isn't now. Shouldn't be happening.

 

[Partridge]

I dont think it has anything to do with intelligence.

Just how they are. If ppl can be born "sexual beings" then they can be born "asexual beings" and just not be interested.

In terms of interest, yes. In terms of biology, no. It's one or the other.

 

[Partridge]

I'd be sorry if I was a man too.

I am and I'm not remotely sorry.

Sorry for what exactly?

 

[Spazz Cat]

Once one night a had to drive under this little bridge near the Altona baseball stadium.
Knew I wasn't gonna make it but did it anyway. Just for fun lol!
Was scraping and f**king up the arrow board the whole way through. We were pissing ourselves laughing.

 

[Shell]

I am and I'm not remotely sorry.

Sorry for what exactly?

 

[Spazz Cat]

Has anyone seen the South Park where women rule the world and guys have to just get milked for sperm and write jokes at the same time cause they're the only 2 things women can't do.

 

[Shell]

Not if your awesome and have a massive schlong!
( I don't have either of those things)

Ugh no thanks. I like my private parts packed away as they are. No muss no fuss

 

[Shell]

Yeah. But they always seem to be smart.
By "always" I mean Sheldon out of Big Bang and that guy you just said.

Didnt Sheldon end up shacking up with a chick on that show?

 

[Spazz Cat]

Ugh no thanks. I like my private parts packed away as they are. No muss no fuss

I like being out in the open. No fuss at all.
Except sweaty balls in summer.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Didnt Sheldon end up shacking up with a chick on that show?

Dunno. F**rken hate that show.

 

[Shell]

Well. This is turning out to be the most educational thread...

 

[Shell]

Dunno. F**rken hate that show.

Same. How the **** did they drag that shit out for 10 years.

 

[Spazz Cat]

No periods either

 

[Shell]

I dont have any either.

/technically