Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Spazz Cat]

The quiz!!!!!!
What has 2 legs and bleeds for a whole week?

 

[Spazz Cat]

Half a dog.

 

[cats_09]

Didnt Sheldon end up shacking up with a chick on that show?

on the show or real life?

 

[Shell]

on the show or real life?

The show

 

[Spazz Cat]

Ahhh c'mon. That's faaarken funny.

 

[Partridge]

Has anyone seen the South Park where women rule the world and guys have to just get milked for sperm and write jokes at the same time cause they're the only 2 things women can't do.

The writers have never heard of physical sport clearly.

 

[cats_09]

 

[Spazz Cat]

The writers have never heard of physical sport clearly.

Oh they have lol!!!

 

[Shell]

Lol just found my ex's dream job online.

Senior sales associate for EB Games

 

[Shell]

*god i hated that shop.

 

[Shell]

Ahhh c'mon. That's faaarken funny.

No its not.

A funny period joke goes something like..

"Why can you never trust a woman?"

/why

"Would you trust something that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die?"

 

[Spazz Cat]

*god i hated that shop.

I still hate it. Went there to get Switch games for Xmas. And they were more 2nd hand than they were brand new.
Its such a rip off.

 

[Kram]

I mean I loved them as a kid but I don't know how blokes can sit there playing ****in video games for hours on end.

 

[Down at K Park]

Dunno. F**rken hate that show.

Sheldons birthday was yesterday. He turned 48. Wtf. Was in his 40’s playing a college student.

 

[Shell]

Fairly certain the cast of Beverly Hills 90210 were late 20s/30s playing high school students.

 

[Shell]

I mean I loved them as a kid but I don't know how blokes can sit there playing ****in video games for hours on end.

Can be quite the serious addiction in some instances.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Fairly certain the cast of Beverly Hills 90210 were late 20s/30s playing high school students.

Yeah. Luke Perry was bloody old as

 

[Shell]

Yeah. Luke Perry was bloody old as

I think the Simpsons sent him up- like when he smiled his face was full of wrinkles

 

[Shell]

 

[Spazz Cat]

I think the Simpsons sent him up- like when he smiled his face was full of wrinkles

Haha yep.
He's hip, he's cool, he's 40 years old.

 

[Shell]

Lol at Kent Brockman's expression

 

[Spazz Cat]

Once was talking to someone who went to schools in the US.
And I was going it's so stupid on Dawsons Creek how they're playing 16 year olds and they look 25.
And he goes Nah man, it's actually like that.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Are you ready Sideshow Luke Perry?
Ahh my face, my beautiful face.

 

[Shell]

Hurry up and start the footy

 

[Shell]

Said to my mum I'd stay til half time but I reckon i wont make it past quarter time.

/so tired.