Banter 2021 Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Shell]

I was on Flinders st platform last night, was kinda chilly.

The mask actually adds a tad more warmth. Felt good.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Lols remember the tp fight days.

I was just chillin, cause I had a stockpile of tp anyway. (I always buy tp in bulk ha ha)

Haha yeah. Someone called the cops on me one morning.
I was driving past Coles in Tarneit and saw a mass of people so I knew the TP just came in.
So pulled in with the work tandem trailer on and took up a whole bunch of parks.
Security guard called the cops and my work, neither gave a shit.
Cops then walked into Coles to most likely get Toilet Paper.

 

[Shell]

Haha yeah. Someone called the cops on me one morning.
I was driving past Coles in Tarneit and saw a mass of people so I knew the TP just came in.
So pulled in with the work tandem trailer on and took up a whole bunch of parks.
Security guard called the cops and my work, neither gave a sh*t.
Cops then walked into Coles to most likely get Toilet Paper.

I picture you Spazz as a person who would be on RBT or Highway Patrol.

Amirite? Or amiwrong?

 

[winty]

There are no words.

Check the date...

 

[Shell]

Ooooooooooh yeah. April fool. Ha ha.

 

[Shell]

I remember in 1994 after round one losing to Melbourne they announced on AW Malcom Blight had been sacked. or quit, cannot remember that detail.

It was false.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Spazz Cat you go ahead and post it

Nah too easy. Im not gonna cum to the party on this one.

 

[Shell]

Poor cream.

Just a standard everyday dairy product.. tarnished always due to our sick minds.

 

[cats_09]

If its so important- why arent we signing in to go into Coles, etc.

You can spend heaps of time in a coles 30mins+.

Not sure on Coles, but Woolworths did have sign in QR codes and did ask people to sign in

I think the key differences between supermarkets and restaurants/pubs/cafes etc is that in supermarkets people generally were wearing masks & it's not as a social, folks tend to go in, get what they want and leave

You go somewhere you eat/drink etc, you're sitting down for a period of time, minimal mask wearing, it's a lot more social, chatty etc

 

[Spazz Cat]

I picture you Spazz as a person who would be on RBT or Highway Patrol.

Amirite? Or amiwrong?

Haha Nah. Not anymore. Have had some funny ones though.
Speaking of train stations not all that long ago I used to have tons of trouble with the PSO's.
But not anymore.

 

[cats_09]

Same person that signed off on these.

Pretty sure these are a real product though

The milk variety, yeah well that may have more to do with what day today is...

 

[Spazz Cat]

I had a good one where a cop searched my car and I'd recently pissed in a bottle. And he picked it up and it was still warm.

 

[Shell]

Speaking of train stations not all that long ago I used to have tons of trouble with the PSO's.

Please. Go on..

 

[Shell]

I had a good one where a cop searched my car and I'd recently pissed in a bottle. And he picked it up and it was still warm.

Suuuuuuuure. And did he take a sip as well and did you offer him a tic tac?

 

[cats_09]

Check the date...

Wondering how long it would take someone to work it out

 

[Shell]

They've come up with vegemite everything else including ice cream.

Isnt exactly massively unbelievable

 

[cats_09]

Since this is from yesterday, I'm guessing it's real

 

[Shell]

Ah Spazz is in tourism marketing now.

Good for him

 

[Spazz Cat]

Please. Go on..

A few. Was on the train back from Geelong and was so pissed I could hardly talk.
And these 2 douchbags starting hassling me.
There was like a tough one, and his nerdy lacky with glasses who just nodded at everything the tough one said.
And the tough one flashed out his train inspector badge out of a wallet.
They thought they were f**king detectives or something.
I didn't know how to pay for a ticket so just threw my wallet at them.
They didn't know how to get me a ticket so I gave them my phone and they actually rang my missus and asked her to describe me (yes she did say dickhead) and made her promise to buy a ticket.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Suuuuuuuure. And did he take a sip as well and did you offer him a tic tac?

Nope. He just got the shits and told me to clean my f**king car.

 

[Spazz Cat]

And yes I used to piss in a bottle on the way to work. Was during the Pacific Highway upgrade. Was nowhere to pull over.

 

[Spazz Cat]

Another PSO went to have a smoke at the very, very end of a platform at Flinders Street.
An announcement came over the speaker and no less than 8 of them came sprinting down the platform and all stood around me in a circle.
Argument ensued I gotta fine.

 

[Shell]

Eh. Why

 

[Shell]

*why did they stand around you in a circle

 

[Spazz Cat]

Another PSO was at Prahan one night. They hassled me and I just lost it.
Kinda my fault.