dudeintheswamp
Premiership Player
- Apr 16, 2022
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I was wondering what Captain Paddy was gonna call his new account
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Captain Bullshit ArtistI was wondering what Captain Paddy was gonna call his new account
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The beauty of that is I won’t need the capHow is Eamonn Armstrong looking in training?
Forget viking helmets, bald caps are the next thing!
Easy there brother, can’t unspeak such thingsPaddy I hope your sleeves get wet when you wash your hands
Hey! thats pretty mean, i mean I know the Player sponsorship organising has gone a little downhil after my kiddos were born but I'm still getting the job done I thought!Boydie
McClennan
Doogs
Webby (ret)
Jones
Cordy
All cut
Steele
Heath
Collard
All traded
Why is your right nut shooting blanks?I took out an aggressive, six-figure loan from a bikie loan shark using my house and my left nut as collateral. I put all the money on NAS re-signing today at 12 on the dot.
I am now ruined, and I'll have to spend the rest of my days firebombing tobacconist, and lamenting the end of my genetic line.
Thanks Paddy
After Erin Patterson undercooked chicken is effectively a death thread.To Whom It May Concern (CAPTAIN PADDY),
A fatwa upon you and your entire lineage.
May you stub your toe whenever walking in bare feet.
May your steaks always be overcooked.
May your chicken always be undercooked.
May your beer always be warm and stale.
I curse you until Nas has re-signed with the St. Kilda Football Club.
PS: I bet you secretly like Carlton.
Time is full as is.in the fullness of time![]()
We should just fold