Misses training one night as he is getting a haircut.
Never seen at a Tuesday night training.
Does the clearance deadline shuffle every year, depending on how the team he is playing for is travelling.
Wins the last man standing, which is rigged for paying him player payments outside the cap.
Old ducks in the canteen love him, and he even puts in a shift in there as canteen duty, which is him taking 3 orders, whilst eating dimmies standing at the back of the canteen talking s**t with committee members.
Calls everyone Chief as he couldn’t be f**ked remembering their names.
Also king of making up nicknames for teammates.
How good is country footy.
I could I imagine him calling everyone “knackers “






