Autopsy AFL 2023 Round 24 - Port v Tigers Sun Aug 27th 12:30pm EST (AO)

[SC_Power]

Port get a raw deal from:

a) the umpires when they win (2023 yes)
b) the umpires when they lose (2023 yes)
c) the AFL commission (???)
d) the SANFL (Hated us forever)
e) the corrupt Victorian hive mind (it’s really still a VFL not an AFL)
f) the corrupt footy media (just the Adelaide media in n below)
g) the evil Darth Hinkley who exists to hold them down (yes)
h) the draft rules (???)
i) other posters on Bigfooty (everyone thinks the same for themselves to be fair)
j) the goal umpires (again, we’re not alone there)
k) the boundary umpires (???)
l) David Koch (no, just that he’s not the messiah he thinks he is)
m) the score review system (don’t feel we get a good run there but that’s just unlucky)
n) the pro-Adelaide SA media (have you had a media person outwardly say we hate Port and hope you go out in straight sets)
o) Collingwood (of course)
p) the AA selectors (??.)

My comments above, a bit harsh

 

[nut]

If your mother in law is visiting and you don't like her, tie her to a chair and make her watch the replay of that game. And if she complains, make her watch it again.

…. And Then put her in a barrel? You south Australians are weird.