AFLW Banners

[Fatcat08]

Our warrior Lionesses
Are Undefeated at this caper
Carlton mercenaries just play
For bags of recycled brown paper.

FTFY

 

[snooplions]

The pride of Brisbane town,
Ready for another round,
Remember that draw last year?
Time to fear.

 

[lion around]

Pride of the Pride.

 

[WhiteLionFeva]

We're on a mission
To give you the Blues Sisters

 

[winged1]

2018 ain't gonna be no failure
We're even better without Tayla

 

[Skoob]

Can't believe the amount of poetry going on in this Banners appreciation thread.

 

[Lions_Insider]

Hey LionsInsider, we keep coming up with 4-line rhyme schemes, but the banner team have trimmed back to shorter three lines, I think a few times now. Is there a maximum number of lines, or a maximum length on one line, that we should know about? If 3-liners are preferred, it'd be easier if that's what we're aiming for.

Hi,

Good question! Just checked with the banner crew and they prefer three lines for AFLW and four lines for AFL. Sorry for not clarifying this earlier.

Cheers,

 

[Saucery]

Playing the Lions?
That's why they
call it the blues

All royalties to go to E.John

 

[Hollow Knight]

Hi,

Good question! Just checked with the banner crew and they prefer three lines for AFLW and four lines for AFL. Sorry for not clarifying this earlier.

Cheers,

Haikus it is then!

Slurpees 10 dollars
With unlimited refills
Please stay hydrated

 

[Skoob]

I had great rhyme,
to help the ladies play better,
but with only three lines,

 

[Hollow Knight]

WOMEN
STILL EARNING 25% LESS THAN MEN
EVEN ON BANNERS

 

[iBeng]

Here in Melbourne
We are still unknown
Ah well, lets win and head home!

 

[Football Pope]

Everything but the tackle

 

[James North]

Somehow that banner looks different!

 

[Lions_Insider]

Their colour is blue,
So what will we do?
Make their loss
The same type of hue!

Im a friggin genius.

Thanks for the suggestion! We ended up using it on the weekend if you haven't already seen:

 

[Lions_Insider]

If anyone has any ideas for our Round 4 banner against Fremantle this Saturday please put them forward

Three lines preferred, but four lines is okay if it's quality!

Thanks!

 

[POBT]

Hmmm, what rhymes with "anchor"?

 

[WA Lion]

Without an anchor, you drift in the breeze,
As the Lions roar,
You'll be blown away with ease

 

[WA Lion]

Hmmm, what rhymes with "anchor"?

Something Something investment banker.....

 

[iBeng]

Thanks for the suggestion! We ended up using it on the weekend if you haven't already seen:

Woo! I didnt even notice it, watched the game though!

 

[Hollow Knight]

Yeah you beat the Demons
But Lions are meaner
By the way guys...
How’d you pass up Sabrina?

 

[LongLion]

Yeah you beat the Demons
But Lions are meaner
By the way guys...
How’d you pass up Sabrina?

ooh yeah.... nahh Like it though

 

[spotthedog1]

It's hard to come up with a banner for perhaps the only team in the AFL more irrelevant than us. They may say they're purple, but they always seem so beige.

 

[Football Pope]

Today we welcome the Freo Dockers...
against us Lions, you'll come a cropper!
This might come as a shocker...
but you'll spend finals feeding those quokkas!

 

[BuntonRules]

Freo girls
Love the culture of Dockers
Look good on the plane
But play like shockers.