In Pauline Hanson's cartoon series Alan Jones has been made headmaster. ‘Headmaster Alan Jones’ joins Pauline Hanson’s cartoon (theaustralian.com.au) I don't know how the Oz can report this with a straight face given Alan got kicked out of The Kings School in the 1970's for behaviour that now would be recognised as grooming. Also running afoul of the law in 1988, when he was arrested in an underground public toilet in the Soho area of London and charged with 'outraging public decency' and 'committing an indecent act'.