And so it begins...

[Clown Prince]

My fellow BF members, I need some help.

During the week I have had some purple and white helium filled baloons attached to my work desk. I came back to my office yesterday to find they had been popped. Not good, but it would seem to be the opening salvo of what will now be intra-office war.
Today I arrive to find my desk, computer, phone et all vandalized with yellow & brown paraphernalia.
The help I require from you all is some suggestions of revenge. I am all for overkill, so all suggestions will be considered.
I know who the offender is. My initial plan is to find some of this persons property, attach some purple helium baloons & watch their face as their stuff flies away.

Do any of you have any other devious acts of revenge?

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[Grizzly86]

Buy copious amounts of purple cardboard, turn it into purple confetti and simply board their office with purple they'll be finding for months.

 

[BananaOnTheRun]

those purple sausages were made for these occasions.

 

[BananaOnTheRun]

post one to his missus.

 

[stormee]

Give them a dose of yellow and brown on their desk in a bucket.

Edit: to give it a distinctly 'Freo' feel, you might want to put some purple streamers around and a poster of Crowls on his wall.

 

[BananaOnTheRun]

weld an anchor to the towball of his car, if he has a towball.

 

[UFO Tatsu]

purple paint. make it permanent

 

[Lach72]

Purple jelly, stapler etc inside. "The Office" style.

For extra points make jelly in the form if a penis

 

[clogged]

inject them with AIDS.

 

[13then7]

Just a dog act really. Somebody goes to that effort and someone thinks that is an OK reaction. Childish.

 

[Wigarus]

Kill his dog, cut the brakes on his car nd go for a bat into his coffee.

 

[Damarus]

Smack them in the back of the head with an anchor.

 

[13then7]

Get in early Monday and cover his desk with post-it notes with the winning margin on it. 27 should just about do it if you want to get in early.

 

[valkorum]

Clown Prince

Get an image of the Freo logo
Set it as his background image
Take a screenshot of his new background (with desktop icons)
Make this new screenshot his background image
Right click the desktop and choose "Arrange Icons By"
Then uncheck "Show Desktop Icons"

Now he/she will have the Freo Logo and unable to click any icons on the desktop so it will seem like nothing works.

Tip: Make sure you close down all their programs so they have to attempt to use the desktop icons.

 

[valkorum]

The other added benefit to this plan is if they change the background image away from the Freo one - their desktop icons will now "appear" to disappear.

 

[sij1981]

Ignore them and laugh when we win !!!!

 

[Belnakor]

Do any of you have any other devious acts of revenge?

print out a massive copy of the Melbourne Hawks jumper and pin it on their desk

 

[ROYISHUNGRY]

Easy, poo and wee all over their desks; with the contents of said digested purple sausages. Those Hawk fans they'll love it!

 

[magnus34]

change the offender's office voicemail message to the dockers theme song. It may be months before they realise

 

[sij1981]

change the offender's office voicemail message to the dockers theme song. It may be months before they realise

That is devious lol !!!

 

[magnus34]

Another thing you could do is take various items and replace them with pictures of those items
Could mark the pics with an anchor as a signature

 

[Kram]

Shouldn't laugh but earlier this week some smart arse flogged a massive Hawks' flag that the bloke down the road had out the front of his house.

 

[Stub80]

Get the stuffing from a bean bag or multiple bean bags if possible ( the little polystyrene balls )..dye them purple, borrow said persons car keys when they aren't looking and then empty purple polystyrene balls into car. Guaranteed even after they have spent hours cleaning the car out they will be finding purple balls until Grand Final 2020 !!

 

[sij1981]

Get the stuffing from a bean bag or multiple bean bags if possible ( the little polystyrene balls )..dye them purple, borrow said persons car keys when they aren't looking and then empty purple polystyrene balls into car. Guaranteed even after they have spent hours cleaning the car out they will be finding purple balls until Grand Final 2020 !!

has to be the winner so far.

 

[basashi]

Get into their MS Word dictionary and update the auto correct to replace benign words with vulgar Hawthorn related slurs.