Aussie Aussie Aussie... Oi Oi Oi

[eddiesmith]

Lee gets no-balled (Wierd phrase, BTW, sounds like he is being castrated or something) because he oversteps. Murali has been no-balled because he chucks, big difference.

Like their chants, it's just... they're English.

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie chant is pointless. What does it mean? Nothing. What does it do? Means bogans scream out at the cricket. What does it prove? That the average Australian male is a bogan.

Murali got no balled because he was a threat to Australia, Lee gets no balled because he sucks

Of course the ICC will never, ever cite Lee because he is an Australian. If Murali or Botha played for AUstralia they would never have been cited and they would never be labelled a chucker

 

[Cassius_Clay]

Murali got no balled because he was a threat to Australia, Lee gets no balled because he sucks

Of course the ICC will never, ever cite Lee because he is an Australian. If Murali or Botha played for AUstralia they would never have been cited and they would never be labelled a chucker

If Murali was Australian or white then he would have been banned along time ago.

Jeez they changed the whole rules for him.

Im not sure Lee even bends his arm 5 degrees let alone 20

 

[F/D]

If Murali was Australian or white then he would have been banned along time ago.

Jeez they changed the whole rules for him.

Im not sure Lee even bends his arm 5 degrees let alone 20

Wrong BP.


Botha is white, hes still playing

 

[Cassius_Clay]

Wrong BP.


Botha is white, hes still playing

How many tests has he played?

They have already cited him. He is a goner.

 

[eddiesmith]

The ICC changed the laws of cricket once Lee came into the Aussie team, dont tell me they dont get a free ride from the ICC

 

[Cassius_Clay]

The ICC changed the laws of cricket once Lee came into the Aussie team, dont tell me they dont get a free ride from the ICC

Have you seen the slow motion replays of Brett Lee's action (there have been plenty). Can you see a bend in it at all. Because I can't.

Murali and Botha are significantly different.

 

[F/D]

How many tests has he played?

They have already cited him. He is a goner.

Thats my point.


People saying Murali doesnt get charged because hes Black are stupid, EG: Botha

 

[eddiesmith]

Have you seen the slow motion replays of Brett Lee's action (there have been plenty). Can you see a bend in it at all. Because I can't.

Murali and Botha are significantly different.

Have you ever seen the slow motion replay of his wide yorker? Because I have and it looks suspicious

ALthough AUstralia know this, thats why they had to work on his action a while back, but the ICC never took official action did they, they couldnt cite an Aussie player for anything after they changed the rules of One day cricket to suit him

 

[beatnik]

The ICC changed the laws of cricket once Lee came into the Aussie team, dont tell me they dont get a free ride from the ICC

bizarre

 

[Richo83]

Have you ever seen the slow motion replay of his wide yorker? Because I have and it looks suspicious

ALthough AUstralia know this, thats why they had to work on his action a while back, but the ICC never took official action did they, they couldnt cite an Aussie player for anything after they changed the rules of One day cricket to suit him

Lee has NEVER been no-balled for chucking. Murali does.

Have a look at Murali's action, it belongs at a darts tornament.

I do not think the ICC picks chuckers because of their race, simply because they chuck.

Botha IMO isn't as bad as Murali and is probably in the 15 degree rule.

Until Lee gets no-balled for chucking, then you can call Lee a chucker, until then, sorry.

They haven't changed any rules for Lee, but hey have for Murali.

Lee sucks. Right. Certinally has scrubbed up well these last two series against England, hasn't he? Smashed the poms to pieces in 2003.

Ashes: Lee's number of wickets (20) > Harmison's wickets (17), Jones' wickets (18) , Hoggard's wickets (16).

You don't really make much sense do you eddie?

 

[eddiesmith]

Lee has NEVER been no-balled for chucking. Murali does.

Have a look at Murali's action, it belongs at a darts tornament.

I do not think the ICC picks chuckers because of their race, simply because they chuck.

Botha IMO isn't as bad as Murali and is probably in the 15 degree rule.

Until Lee gets no-balled for chucking, then you can call Lee a chucker, until then, sorry.

They haven't changed any rules for Lee, but hey have for Murali.

Lee sucks. Right. Certinally has scrubbed up well these last two series against England, hasn't he? Smashed the poms to pieces in 2003.

Ashes: Lee's number of wickets (20) > Harmison's wickets (17), Jones' wickets (18) , Hoggard's wickets (16).

You don't really make much sense do you eddie?

Umm, the bouncer rule came into ODI cricket around the same time Lee was starting to make a name for himself, coincidence? Not bloody likely

As for your pathetic Lee stats, no mention of Freddie? 24 wickets, and he aint even a strike bowler

We shared the wickets around, Lee is alot like Cullen, they eventually pick up a couple of wickets after getting smashed as no one else is getting em

 

[mr_cellotape]

Murali got no balled because he was a threat to Australia, Lee gets no balled because he sucks

Of course the ICC will never, ever cite Lee because he is an Australian. If Murali or Botha played for AUstralia they would never have been cited and they would never be labelled a chucker

OMG cricketing conspiracy!!10!1. Murali was a threat? No. He was (still is) a cheat. By your logic I could say Warne was suspended for a season because he was a threat to every opposing batsman in the world, rather than because was (technically, at least) a cheat.

And Lee's a chucker? Wow. Time for you to head down to OPSM for a check-up, me thinks.

Botha's action is more unco than chucking. And the fact that he barely turns the ball at all is proof of that. There's only one reason why Murali turns the ball more than any other off-spinner in history. And it's not that he's some incredible talent (I'll give you a hint; starts with 'c' and ends in 'heat').

Anyway, all that is off-topic. The chant in the thread title is an embarrassment to the Australian sporting public and anyone who starts it should be forcably removed from the venue. Come up with something good, or simply cheer, boo, and heckle.

 

[quiksilva]

If this isn't the worst chant in the history of any sport in the world, i'll go he!!! I put this on the cricket site cos it's probably most apt with this great game.

I'm sick to death of wan*ers at sporting events who like to show their patriotism by acting like a bonehead and delivering a chant that collectively drags down the image of this great nation.

My God... surely we can come up with a better war cry than this poor excuse for bogans release their pent up excitement. Take English Premier League matches for example. They spend the whole match virtually in song... all sorts of different banter floating around.... while we have this drivel that sounds like it was coined at a slow developers school for underprivileged ******s.

I went to the tennis last night to see the biggest dud in Australian sport... as if my night wasn't bad enough having to watch the equivalent of a Thursday night local tennis match down at St Theresa's tennis club, I had to put up with coc*rags letting fly with that cringeworthy chant. Don't these people realise that they look the tool?? Don't they realise that at an international sporting event, they drag the overall intelligence level of the regular sports fans down to that of bin juice??

PLEASE discourage people you know, or are sitting near, from delivering this god-awful chant.

Thankyou.

Tell me, where you inspired to make this thread by Kevin Bloody Wilson ?

 

[Snoozer]

Tell me, where you inspired to make this thread by Kevin Bloody Wilson ?

Hey?? No KBW about it mate... the chant *hits me, sounds like it gives a lot of other people the *hits too. Not much else to it.

Hope you liked the post anyway.

 

[rooboy]

Tell me, where you inspired to make this thread by Kevin Bloody Wilson ?

As bad as it is, it isn't anywhere near as annoying as listening to " balmy army, balmy army, balmy army " that goes on and on and on ............................................................................................................................and on.

 

[Ray Nolan]

WTF is the "Balmy Army"?

 

[jagx00]

WTF is the "Balmy Army"?

They are the calm, pleasant, quiet ones making little noise other than occasional polite clapping and rare comments like "jolly well played sir".

 

[rooboy]

WTF is the "Balmy Army"?

They are the laid back guys in the tropics...................oops. Mind you, rather the laid back guys in the tropics than those other deeknoses.

 

[Refried Noodle]

Mmm thats really really bent!
If anything it's like my arm - that hyperextends past minus 5º if anything!

 

[Renegade]

WTF is the "Balmy Army"?

Weren't they a bunch of overweight Melbourne fans insisting Neil Balme be re-hired as coach?

 

[Sedat!]

merely an adaption of the quaint Welsh chant "Ogi, Ogi, Ogi".

I thought that Gareth from The Office originated the use of this chant whenever he got on the phone to his mate Ogi

 

[Kyuss]

Mmm thats really really bent!
If anything it's like my arm - that hyperextends past minus 5º if anything!

Pick the chucker