Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

[King Elvis]

to a dishpig in adelaide, photocopying documents in a law firm and mooching off rich parents is the equivalent of being a NASA astronaut

Likely what his old man does for a crust, I'd venture.

I wouldn't imagine there is much M&A activity in Adelaide.

 

[pekay-norwest]

We used to spend our holidays as kids in a caravan park in a tiny little hamlet called Greenwell Point, east of Nowra south of Sydney.

To impress the girls of the park into liking us, my brother and I used to regale them of tales such as 'we own mansions in Europe' 'our parents have million dollar art collections' and other similar tall fables.

I now laugh to myself thinking about what their parents must've thought when their daughters came back all starry eyed, that the boy on the cheap Repco pushy is made of old money.....the one in the dilapidated Sundowner caravan......whose parents drove right past their caravan in a busted up Nissan Urvan with a bunch of kids in the back......

I guess what I'm trying to say here is, we were 8 and 10 years old. Our exaggerations were harmless. Croweater is clearly not a child, given his propensity to use big words and talk the big talk. You live in West Wagga Wagga for Wanganeen's sake.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

I think this is where Croweater left us for.

https://www.google.com.au/amp/thene...cial-network/?amp=1?client=ms-android-samsung

 

[MarcusP2]

to a dishpig in adelaide, photocopying documents in a law firm and mooching off rich parents is the equivalent of being a NASA astronaut

As someone familiar with law school and the jobs that come out of it, he lost all remaining credibility when he claimed $90k salary for a trainee in Adelaide.

 

[Cruyff14]

As someone familiar with law school and the jobs that come out of it, he lost all remaining credibility when he claimed $90k salary for a trainee in Adelaide.

What would a trainee typically get?

 

[MarcusP2]

I know a guy who was a mature age law school student with tons of business experience, who just got his first pay raise as a grad lawyer. It clicked him a tad over $70k IIRC.

 

[JoseMourinho]

I haven't really followed this story, but the biggest scandal of all is that someone pretended to be a trainee lawyer. Seriously? Go with rock star or surgeon or leading NASA scientist, don't pick one of the shittiest jobs on the entire planet.

Too obvious.

 

[JoseMourinho]

What would a trainee typically get?

I've seen 50-60k per annum. No bonuses either and work far more hours!

 

[Perth gal]

Thinking there may be some new asf material eminating from my end. Stay tuned.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

'new asf'

Aren't you 47?

Do they still say that at that age?

 

[Perth gal]

'new asf'

Aren't you 47?

Do they still say that at that age?

Should read afs. Stands for awkward flirting stories not the other way around.

And no I don't say that .

 

[TheFreshBanana]

yo when im 47 im still gonna be saying af you beta

 

[Chief]

I know a guy who was a mature age law school student with tons of business experience, who just got his first pay raise as a grad lawyer. It clicked him a tad over $70k IIRC.

But he has four other income streams, though?


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[MarcusP2]

But he has four other income streams, though?


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Yeah but he specified 92k for salary was the second lowest of them lol.

 

[Chief]

Yeah but he specified 92k for salary was the second lowest of them lol.

No, your mature age student friend.


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[MarcusP2]

Not far from the truth.

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[2006_Eagles]

yo when im 47 im still gonna be saying af you beta

Speaking of which, picked up a 28 year old chick at a gig Saturday night (very rarely do I pick up at gigs) and Sunday she texted me saying I was "cute AF" as one part of the message.

 

[Exe Gesis]

When the Old Man River turns into the Dirty Old Man Latrine.

 

[Smoooothy]

anyone else find the "$92,000" oddly specific?

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

The lesson is never lie on the internet.

Now I have to go and pick up my brand new helicopter that I paid for out of the MILLIONS I earn in my real life, plan on swinging past newly single Angelina Jolie's house just for a gobby.

I Wouldnt bother. She spits.

 

[Exe Gesis]

"You're just not my type".
"What's your friends name? He's hot".
"Hi...." --- "I have a boyfriend".

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Wow this has been a big 24 hours. Vinum Coupe (ie. ****ing ********) has quit BF and now this.

VC has quit bigfooty?

 

[Carl Hooper]

-buys expensive drill from Bunnings... Puts a few other tools in pocket to compensate

-attempts to leave the store with a cold chisel in my pocket

Young nice looking brunette: *bats eyes* heyyyyyyyy... Make sure you take a photo of your receipt.. They fade really quickly

-cold chisel slips his head out from underneath my large shirt

Young nice looking brunette looks at my crutch with wide eyes and looks away as I walk away embarrassed... Thinking my fly musta been open or somethin.

... But nah she'd just seen the chisel id sliced lmao

 

[Shell]

-buys expensive drill from Bunnings... Puts a few other tools in pocket to compensate

-attempts to leave the store with a cold chisel in my pocket

Young nice looking brunette: *bats eyes* heyyyyyyyy... Make sure you take a photo of your receipt.. They fade really quickly

-cold chisel slips his head out from underneath my large shirt

Young nice looking brunette looks at my crutch with wide eyes and looks away as I walk away embarrassed... Thinking my fly musta been open or somethin.

... But nah she'd just seen the chisel id sliced lmao

Ummmmmm

 

[Cruyff14]

You stole things?