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"Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star and they give you them for free."

"Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."

"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."
 
"You are a buffoon, Coondogs.

Anthony Rocca has clearly earned his 200 games. He has been the focal point up forward a Collingwood team that has gone close to a premiership on more than one occasion, and he's kicked 411 goals for his career, despite playing a large portion of it at CHF.

When he's in the side, he ALWAYS draws the best defender, which would indicate that the coaches know a lot more about his ability than you do.

But you're a Dogs fan - It wouldn't surprise me if you've forgotten what value a KP forward has."
 

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" The Coach has our full support "

Many a Presidemt or CEO in the week leading to an AFL Coach being sacked
 
"If it is a cake shop, a cake from a cake shop that has sales tax, and it's decorated and candles as you say, that attracts sales tax, then of course we scrap the sales tax, before the GST is.."
 
"Mayne kicks it to Mayne"
 
"What the **** was that??" - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
 

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Brain: "Once we construct a superconductive magnetic Infindibulator, the world will be ours! ... By using the infindibulator to deplete hydrogen and promote gravitational collapse, we will produce a magnetic charge from the center of the Earth so strong that every person who has loose change in their pockets will be magnetically drawn to the ground and stuck there!"

Pinky: "What about people who don't have loose change in their pockets, Brain?"

Brain: "Pinky....EVERYBODY has loose change in their pockets!!"
 

  1. A few pearls from Mark Twain:

    If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

    1. Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

      1. I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
 

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