We can't be 4-1 as the game is round 5.Lol really is this a serious question??? Melbourne have played two bottom 4 teams and lost to a mid table Geelong team they aren’t that great.
The pies-bombers will be a near sell out 95 minimum if it’s good weather.
Demons-tigers around 85000
But, we get it mate - you don't rate the Dees.
Can guarantee you though that the Dees, Tigers and Cats will all finish above the Dogs, who are a rabble. I sat and watched the Dees completely dismantle the Dogs last season, you're probably still a bit salty about that.
We'll win about 14 games this year. One of those will likely be Hawthorn this weekend, who after losing to us will be considered a rubbish side in your opinion...