Opinion Commentary & Media VI

[ferball]

Honestly Caro could write the Kama Sutra and still slip in a Clarko reference.

: obsessiveeyeslook

WTF are theses two things doing in the same sentence???

 

[krakouers]

WTF are theses two things doing in the same sentence???

Everyone has their kink…

 

[ferball]

Everyone has their kink…

fair enough.

Alisteir Crowley was into sexual magic. One of his techniques was to have sex with someone he found repulsively unattractive. The state of mind/headufck (pun intended) involved was what he was after.

 

[DEVO]

Honestly Caro could write the Kama Sutra and still slip in a Clarko reference.

: obsessiveeyeslook

Anyone picturing Caro and Cornes together trying some of the positions?

 

[Hearts to hearts]

Boomer on ABC radio for the Swans Demons game, managed to work praise of Sheezel in his intro.

 

[JGreezy]

fair enough.

Alisteir Crowley was into sexual magic. One of his techniques was to have sex with someone he found repulsively unattractive. The state of mind/headufck (pun intended) involved was what he was after.

So he got caught hooking up with a toothless junky while off his tree on heroin and tried to play it off as intentional

 

[giantroo]

9) The Kangaroos still rely on too few​

North Melbourne's 2-0 start to the season had offered rare optimism at Arden Street, fuelled by the off-season appointment of Alastair Clarkson. But Saturday's 19-point loss to winless Hawthorn brought the Roos back to earth with a thud. They were not helped by the absence of star onballers Luke Davies-Uniacke

9

Luke Davies-uniacke

Age

24

Ht

188cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.1

3star

K

6.5

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

2.5

3star

T

2.2

4star

CL

2.0

4star

D

7.0

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.0

2star

CL

2.0

4star

D

9.8

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

4.8

4star

M

1.6

2star

T

1.8

4star

CL

1.2

4star

(calf) and Jy Simpkin

12

Jy Simpkin

Age

26

Ht

183cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.0

4star

K

7.9

3star

HB

8.1

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

3.3

5star

CL

2.9

4star

D

20.6

5star

K

11.0

4star

HB

9.6

5star

M

2.0

2star

T

3.5

4star

CL

5.5

5star

D

10.0

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.4

4star

CL

0.2

2star

(suspension) as Hawthorn smashed North on the disposal count (424-342). Ben Cunnington

10

Ben Cunnington

Age

32

Ht

185cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.4

5star

K

9.0

3star

HB

12.4

5star

M

2.9

3star

T

4.7

5star

CL

5.6

5star

D

17.7

4star

K

6.0

2star

HB

11.7

5star

M

2.0

2star

T

4.0

5star

CL

4.0

5star

D

15.8

4star

K

6.4

3star

HB

9.4

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

6.2

5star

CL

3.0

5star

was a lone hand in midfield, with high 2020 draft picks Tom Powell and Will Phillips still developing, thus battling for genuine impact. Daniel Howe

15

Daniel Howe

Age

28

Ht

193cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.2

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

7.3

5star

M

4.3

4star

T

4.5

5star

CL

2.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

12.2

3star

K

6.6

3star

HB

5.6

4star

M

4.4

4star

T

3.2

5star

CL

1.0

3star

and Liam Shiels

14

Liam Shiels

Age

32

Ht

184cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.2

5star

K

11.7

4star

HB

8.5

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.9

5star

CL

3.4

5star

D

17.4

4star

K

10.4

4star

HB

7.0

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

4.1

5star

CL

1.9

4star

D

12.2

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

3.8

5star

are handy additions but lack the class needed for North to climb the ladder. - Ben Somerford

 

[Gumble Frankieton]

Slightly off topic but I think Kevin White has been doing a good job with his injury updates. However, if he’s not available one week then I nominate this bloke as the fill-in

 

[ferball]

So he got caught hooking up with a toothless junky while off his tree on heroin and tried to play it off as intentional

Every three days apparently.

 

[JGreezy]

Every three days apparently.

He had to commit to the lie

 

[giantroo]

 

[Passmore]

Slightly off topic but I think Kevin White has been doing a good job with his injury updates. However, if he’s not available one week then I nominate this bloke as the fill-in

If you Ben McKay and he’s covered in glitter, you know why. Or he’s been to the strippers at lunch time.

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

If you Ben McKay and he’s covered in glitter, you know why. Or he’s been to the strippers at lunch time.

I guess you know how hard that stuff is to get off.

 

[Passmore]

I guess you know how hard that stuff is to get off.

Bit awkward when you get back to the office.

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[blackshadow]

Anyone picturing Caro and Cornes together trying some of the positions?

Why does this thought conjure up an image of I pegging…

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

Bit awkward when you get back to the office.

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Hey Micky, why are your ears covered in glittery stuff?

 

[giantroo]

 

[El Triggso]

This got me thinking… what is the Morrabbin equivalent of being a shinboner, living bloods culture, standing side by side etc?

Not sure that I could nominate anything that wasn’t in jest. No wonder Mason had no words.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

 

[Passmore]

This got me thinking… what is the Morrabbin equivalent of being a shinboner, living bloods culture, standing side by side etc?

Not sure that I could nominate anything that wasn’t in jest. No wonder Mason had no words.

Could be something about setting dwarfs on fire?

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[Elmer_Judd]

AFL president lays bare near-fatal error in devastating cancer battle

‘I felt fine and then all of a sudden I’ve got this thing which might kill me.’

7news.com.au

Just dropping by to tell you how much I admire Sonja Hood and absolutely thrilled and delighted she is in full recovery and cancer free.

A true shinboner through and through

Hopefully it's a close, decent game on Friday too !

 

[shintemaster]

AFL president lays bare near-fatal error in devastating cancer battle

‘I felt fine and then all of a sudden I’ve got this thing which might kill me.’

7news.com.au

Just dropping by to tell you how much I admire Sonja Hood and absolutely thrilled and delighted she is in full recovery and cancer free.

A true shinboner through and through

Hopefully it's a close, decent game on Friday too !

I'm with you, except I hope we flog you.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Spot the mistake, AFL taking Good Friday off us

 

[Ashley B]

Ah * it Kelli says , North are actually in front