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[Tonga Bob]

Inaugural Season: Season 18
Home Ground: Van Cortlandt Park
Colours: Orange, Black and White


INAUGURAL SQUAD
B: amos - Sydney Bloods (vc) - oogac
HB: Mofra - Frankston Rover (c) - Plugger35
C: Lord_Flashheart - Mr_Smooth - thetradesman
HF: BigJoeD_ - alex_is_on_fire - Stronzo
F: Brucie Buffer - InvinciBLUES - deathevocation
R: Haduken - candiehappy - zackah
Int: DeeWong6996 - Aussie Rocker


Minor Premiers: Twice (Season 35, Season 19)

beez Trophy: Tonga Bob (Season 35), TheInjuryFactory (Season 34, Season 29)
Mobbs Medal: TheInjuryFactory (Season 32), Freofalcon (Season 21)
Alf Andrews Medal: Reginald Perrin (Season 21)
Fred Medal: harry000 (Season 31), BigJoeD_ (Season 26)
EKA Medal: BLERN (Season 25), Wooshette (Season 20)
TFLUA-Tiger Medal: Tonga Bob (Season 30), toxic (Season 21), El Dubya (Season 19)
Frankston Rover Award: TheInjuryFactory (Season 35, Season 30), NaturalDisaster (Season 29)
Hall of Fame: Itsmyshow, Frankston Rover, pantskyle


WIKI PAGE
Coney Island Warriors - Sweet FA Wiki

CLUB HISTORY

Stats & History - Coney Island Warriors - Club History

CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS The Coney Island Fantasy Football Club, nicknamed the Warriors, is a qooty club playing in the Sweet Football Association (SFA). Formed in Season 18 by Frankston Rover in the Sweet suburb of Docklands, the Warriors were originally founded as a Bay 13 club and they retain...

www.bigfooty.com

Coney Island Warriors - Club Profile

Sweet Football Association profile of the Coney Island Warriors

sweetfa.plus

[credit to Hate for putting the Sweet FA+ site together]

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Season​	Position​	Captains​
S18​	6th​	Frankston Rover​
S19​	Runners Up​	Frankston Rover​
S20​	9th​	BigJoeD_​
S21​	5th​	BigJoeD_​
S22​	4th​	Wooshette​
S23​	8th​	Wooshette​
S24​	9th​	Frankston Rover​
S25​	11th​	Wooshette​
S26​	8th​	Frankston Rover​
S27​	4th​	Wooshette​
S28​	10th​	TheInjuryFactory​
S29​	9th​	TheInjuryFactory​
S30​	10th​	TheInjuryFactory​
S31​	3rd​	TheInjuryFactory​
S32​	11th​	TheInjuryFactory​
S33​	7th​	Tonga Bob​
S34​	12th​	Tonga Bob​
S35​	3rd​	Tonga Bob​
S36​	7th​	Tonga Bob​

Bold denotes finals qualification​

 

[Tonga Bob]

S35 Minor Premiership

S35 Frankston Rover Medal: pantskyle
S35 Wooshette Medal: The Filth Wizard
S35 Pwned Trophy Winners: Lord_Flashheart & TheInjuryFactory

beez Trophy: Tonga Bob
Frankston Rover Award: TheInjuryFactory

All-SFA Season 35:
FootyGuy13 (Vice Captain) - Half Forward Flank
TheInjuryFactory - Wing

Season 35 Team Thread

Official Team Thread - Coney Island Warriors | Season 35 Team Thread | All In The Family | Congratulations pantskyle - Four Time Frankston Rover Medallist!

Inaugural Season: Season 18 Home Ground: Van Cortlandt Park Colours: Orange, Black and White INAUGURAL SQUAD B: amos - Sydney Bloods (vc) - oogac HB: Mofra - Frankston Rover (c) - Plugger35 C: Lord_Flashheart - Mr_Smooth - thetradesman HF: BigJoeD_ - alex_is_on_fire - Stronzo F: Brucie Buffer...

www.bigfooty.com

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Season	Frankston Rover Medallist Best & Fairest	Wooshette Medal Leading Goalkicker	Pwned Trophy
S18	Lord_Flashheart	invinciBLUES (47)	Lord_Flashheart
S19	El Dubya	Stronzo (82)	Reginald Perrin
S20	Frankston Rover	Wooshette (36)	Wooshette
S21	Wooshette	Reginald Perrin (84*)	Packedlunch
S22	Jazny	Packedlunch (69)	Frankston Rover
S23	Frankston Rover	craffles (55)	zackah
S24	Freofalcon	Itsmyshow (46)	zackah
S25	BLERN & candiehappy	Itsmyshow (42)	Frankston Rover
S26	Freofalcon	BigJoeD_ (77**)	Wooshette
S27	pantskyle	Raveneyes (74)	Wooshette
S28	comewhatmay	BEEG (62)	comewhatmay
S29	comewhatmay & pantskyle	BEEG (60)	harry000
S30	harry000 & Tonga Bob	NaturalDisaster (56)	TheInjuryFactory
S31	The Half Back	harry000 (82**)	Lord_Flashheart
S32	TheInjuryFactory	BEEG (54)	Volbeat
S33	A Swallow & FootyGuy13	BEEG (64)	Elton Johns Wig
S34	pantskyle	Dinsdale (36)	Raveneyes & Snuffaluphagus
S35	pantskyle	The Filth Wizard (58)	Lord_Flashheart & TheInjuryFactory

* Winner of Alf Andrews Medal
** Winner of Fred Medal

​

 

[Tonga Bob]

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00 Volbeat
1 SBYM
3 Frankston Rover
4 zackah
8 Mofra
9 Ambrose Burnside
10 Raveneyes
11 Reginald Perrin
12 CursingFijian
13 FootyGuy13 (VC)
16 Smoooothy
17 pantskyle (LG)
18 The Filth Wizard (LG)
21 The Half Back
22 Freofalcon
23 TheInjuryFactory (LG)
24 Purple7x08_24
25 Tonga Bob (C)
27 Mesc
33 Piggy Smalls
36 spudmaster (LG)
42 Lord_Flashheart
44 Dinsdale (LG)
46 toxic
69 BEEG
77 Ocha905 (R)
93 Agent93 (LG)
94 TubbsFarquhar
99 Snuffaluphagus
?? Moo

30/30

In: Ocha905 (Rookie), zackah (Returning home from the Roys)

Out: FurTheWin (delisted)

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Spoiler

Volbeat SBYM Frankston Rover zackah Mofra Ambrose Burnside Raveneyes Reginald Perrin CursingFijian FootyGuy13 Smoooothy pantskyle The Filth Wizard The Half Back Freofalcon TheInjuryFactory Purple7x08_24 Tonga Bob Mesc Piggy Smalls spudmaster Lord_Flashheart Dinsdale toxic BEEG Agent93 TubbsFarquhar Snuffaluphagus Moo Ocha905

 

[Tonga Bob]

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pantskyle	350 GAMES	RD 1
Freofalcon	250 WARRIORS GAMES	RD 2
Mesc	50 GAMES / 50 WARRIORS GAMES	RD 3
TubbsFarquhar	300 GAMES	RD 4
Agent93	250 GAMES	RD 5
The Half Back	50 WARRIORS GAMES	RD 12
Smoooothy	250 GAMES	RD 13
toxic	150 WARRIORS GAMES	RD 14

*Earliest possible round attainable

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Player​	Total Games​	Warriors Games​
The Filth Wizard​	361​	19​
Moo​	356​	50​
pantskyle​	349​	128​
Frankston Rover​	329​	213​
The Half Back​	308​	38​
zackah​	307​	255​
TubbsFarquhar​	296​	105​
Raveneyes​	285​	285​
Freofalcon​	264​	248​
Volbeat​	251​	51​
Agent93​	245​	31​
Smoooothy​	237​	220​
toxic​	170​	136​
Lord_Flashheart​	167​	167​
TheInjuryFactory​	164​	164​
Reginald Perrin​	162​	162​
BEEG​	158​	84​
Dinsdale​	133​	133​
Piggy Smalls​	119​	64​
Tonga Bob​	117​	117​
FootyGuy13​	100​	100​
Mofra​	71​	71​
CursingFijian​	68​	19​
Snuffaluphagus​	60​	60​
Mesc​	47​	47​
SBYM​	30​	30​
spudmaster​	30​	30​
Ambrose Burnside​	24​	24​
Purple7x08_24​	24​	24​
Ocha905​	YET TO DEBUT​	YET TO DEBUT​

*As at end of Season 35

 

[Tonga Bob]

[all kits courtesy of TheInjuryFactory and boy are they mint!!]







​

 

[Tonga Bob]

Spoiler: Joke Fixture

Actual Fixture:

Round 1 - Sunday, August 6, 2023
Mount Buller Demons v Sin City Swamprats @ Snow Dome
West Coast Wonders v Fighting Furies @ The Colosseum
Dragons FFC v Gold City Royals @ Ljp86's Lair
Gumbies FFC v Las Vegas Bears @ House of Gumby
Coney Island Warriors v Roys FFC @ Van Cordlandt Park
Ophidian Old Boys v East Side Phoenix @ Spotswood Oval
BYE: BOM

Round 2 - Sunday, August 13, 2023
Baghdad Bombers v Sin City Swamprats @ Abdu Prison
Fighting Furies v Gold City Royals @ rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
East Side Phoenix v Coney Island Warriors @ The Eyrie
Roys FFC v Gumbies FFC @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Las Vegas Bears v Dragons FFC @ The Stadium in the Sky
Ophidian Old Boys v Mount Buller Demons @ Spotswood Oval
BYE: WON

Round 3 - Sunday, August 20, 2023
Baghdad Bombers v Mount Buller Demons @ Abdu Prison
East Side Phoenix v Sin City Swamprats @ The Eyrie
Las Vegas Bears v Coney Island Warriors @ The Stadium in the Sky
Ophidian Old Boys v Roys FFC @ Spotswood Oval
Gold City Royals v Gumbies FFC @ The Golden Throne
West Coast Wonders v Dragons FFC @ The Colosseum
BYE: FUR

Round 4 - Sunday, August 27, 2023
Fighting Furies v Baghdad Bombers @ rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
Mount Buller Demons v West Coast Wonders @ Snow Dome
Gumbies FFC v Ophidian Old Boys @ House of Gumby
Roys FFC v Las Vegas Bears @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Gold City Royals v East Side Phoenix @ The Golden Throne
Sin City Swamprats v Dragons FFC @ Underground Stadium
BYE: Coney Island Warriors

Thursday August 31: Whore Tree Day

Round 5 - Sunday, September 3, 2023 (Whore Tree Day Round)
Dragons FFC v Mount Buller Demons @ Ljp86's Lair
East Side Phoenix v Fighting Furies @ The Eyrie
Gumbies FFC v Baghdad Bombers @ House of Gumby
Coney Island Warriors v Sin City Swamprats @ Van Cordlandt Park
Las Vegas Bears v Gold City Royals @ The Stadium in the Sky
West Coast Wonders v Roys FFC @ The Colosseum
BYE: OOB

Round 6 - Sunday, September 10, 2023 (Wasp Round)
Baghdad Bombers v East Side Phoenix @ Abdu Prison
Fighting Furies v Dragons FFC @ rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
Gumbies FFC v West Coast Wonders @ House of Gumby
Las Vegas Bears v Ophidian Old Boys @ The Stadium in the Sky
Gold City Royals v Coney Island Warriors @ The Golden Throne
Sin City Swamprats v Roys FFC @ Underground Stadium
BYE: DEM

Round 7 - Sunday, September 17, 2023
Baghdad Bombers v Las Vegas Bears @ Abdu Prison
Dragons FFC v Gumbies FFC @ Ljp86's Lair
Roys FFC v Mount Buller Demons @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Coney Island Warriors v Fighting Furies @ Van Cordlandt Park
Gold City Royals v Sin City Swamprats @ The Golden Throne
West Coast Wonders v Ophidian Old Boys @ The Colosseum
BYE: ESP

Round 8 - Sunday, September 24, 2023
Fighting Furies v Gumbies FFC @ rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
Mount Buller Demons v East Side Phoenix @ Snow Dome
Roys FFC v Baghdad Bombers @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Ophidian Old Boys v Gold City Royals @ Spotswood Oval
Sin City Swamprats v Las Vegas Bears @ Underground Stadium
West Coast Wonders v Coney Island Warriors @ The Colosseum
BYE: DRA

Round 9 - Sunday, October 1, 2023
Baghdad Bombers v Coney Island Warriors @ Abdu Prison
Mount Buller Demons v Gumbies FFC @ Snow Dome
East Side Phoenix v Dragons FFC @ The Eyrie
Roys FFC v Fighting Furies @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Las Vegas Bears v West Coast Wonders @ The Stadium in the Sky
Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys @ Underground Stadium
BYE: GCR

Round 10 - Sunday, October 8, 2023
Fighting Furies v Las Vegas Bears @ rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
Dragons FFC v Roys FFC @ Ljp86's Lair
East Side Phoenix v Gumbies FFC @ The Eyrie
Coney Island Warriors v Mount Buller Demons @ Van Cordlandt Park
Ophidian Old Boys v Baghdad Bombers @ Spotswood Oval
Gold City Royals v West Coast Wonders @ The Golden Throne
BYE: SCS

Round 11 - Sunday, October 15, 2023

Mount Buller Demons v Gold City Royals @ Snow Dome
Dragons FFC v Ophidian Old Boys @ Ljp86's Lair
Gumbies FFC v Coney Island Warriors @ House of Gumby
Las Vegas Bears v East Side Phoenix @ The Stadium in the Sky
Sin City Swamprats v Fighting Furies @ Underground Stadium
West Coast Wonders v Baghdad Bombers @ The Colosseum
BYE: ROY

Round 12 - Sunday, October 22, 2023
Baghdad Bombers v Gold City Royals @ Abdu Prison
Mount Buller Demons v Las Vegas Bears @ Snow Dome
Roys FFC v East Side Phoenix @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Coney Island Warriors v Dragons FFC @ Van Cordlandt Park
Ophidian Old Boys v Fighting Furies @ Spotswood Oval
Sin City Swamprats v West Coast Wonders @ Underground Stadium
BYE: GUM

Round 13 - Sunday, October 29, 2023
Fighting Furies v Mount Buller Demons @ rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
Dragons FFC v Baghdad Bombers @ Ljp86's Lair
East Side Phoenix v West Coast Wonders @ The Eyrie
Gumbies FFC v Sin City Swamprats @ House of Gumby
Coney Island Warriors v Ophidian Old Boys @ Van Cordlandt Park
Gold City Royals v Roys FFC @ The Golden Throne
BYE: LVB

Round 14 - Sunday, November 5, 2023 (Heritage Round)
Dragons FFC v Las Vegas Bears @ Ljp86's Lair
East Side Phoenix v Baghdad Bombers @ The Eyrie
Gumbies FFC v Fighting Furies @ House of Gumby
Roys FFC v Sin City Swamprats @ Renown Park
Coney Island Warriors v Gold City Royals @ Van Cordlandt Park
West Coast Wonders v Mount Buller Demons @ The Colosseum
BYE: OOB

Round 15 - Sunday, November 12, 2023
Mount Buller Demons v Dragons FFC @ Snow Dome
Las Vegas Bears v East Side Phoenix @ The Stadium in the Sky
Ophidian Old Boys v West Coast Wonders @ Spotswood Oval
Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors @ Underground Stadium
BYE: BOM, FUR, GUM, ROY, GCR

Round 16 - Sunday, November 19, 2023
Baghdad Bombers v Ophidian Old Boys @ Abdu Prison
Fighting Furies v Roys FFC @ rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
Gold City Royals v Gumbies FFC @ The Golden Throne
BYE: DEM, DRA, Coney Island Warriors, SCS, WON, ESP, LVB

Finals Week One - 26 November 2023

First Qualifying Final: 1st vs 4th
Second Qualifying Final: 2nd vs 3rd
First Elimination Final: 5th vs 8th
Second Elimination Final: 6th vs 7th


Finals Week Two - 3 December 2023

First Semi Final: Loser First Qualifying Final vs Winner First Elimination Final
Second Semi Final: Loser Second Qualifying Final vs Winner Second Elimination Final


Finals Week Three - 10 December 2023

First Preliminary Final: Winner First Qualifying Final vs Winner Second Semi Final
Second Preliminary Final: Winner Second Qualifying Final vs Winner First Semi Final


Finals Week Four - 17 December 2023

Grand Final: Winner First Preliminary Final vs Winner Second Preliminary Final at SFA Park

 

[Tonga Bob]

FootyGuy13

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[Tonga Bob]

Match

If you're looking for love, this is your service

au.pcmag.com

 

[Agent93]

Surely is a team thread.

 

[Cadsky]

 

[Dinsdale]

Cant see how we could possible lose another game from here.

Welcome to the oldies, and welcome to the newbies. Be nice to the tree and the tree will be nice to you.

 

[pantskyle]

here we here we go!

 

[Ocha905]

The sun is shining (except in Manchester loll), the grass is green, the coffee is bang on and I'm walking tall.

'Tis the season of Wazza.

 

[pantskyle]

The sun is shining (except in Manchester loll), the grass is green, the coffee is bang on and I'm walking tall.

'Tis the season of Wazza.

If you identify as a tree that's fine but do you know our whore tree?

 

[Ocha905]

If you identify as a tree that's fine but do you know our whore tree?

Just playing up my avatar . Reading the Warriors wiki it's a sacred mascot of sorts. I don't want to personify it though as it's obviously more important to the club than me haha.

 

[pantskyle]

Just playing up my avatar . Reading the Warriors wiki it's a sacred mascot of sorts. I don't want to personify it though as it's obviously more important to the club than me haha.

I don't care for the whore tree at all but I definitely care for you.

 

[Ocha905]

I don't care for the whore tree at all but I definitely care for you.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Qremiership Qups.

Noticed you for got this Tonga Bob

 

[Tonga Bob]

Qremiership Qups.

Noticed you for got this Tonga Bob

 

[zackah]

Wait TheInjuryFactory won a Pwned trophy?

* me you needed me back

 

[Tonga Bob]

Wait TheInjuryFactory won a Pwned trophy?

* me you needed me back

You've got a bit of catching up to do.

 

[pantskyle]

Qremiership Qups.

Noticed you for got this Tonga Bob

LMA.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Wait TheInjuryFactory won a Pwned trophy?

* me you needed me back

Two, campaigner lips.

 

[Volbeat]

I got delisted? Yeah... fair enough.

Also. What is the pwned trophy? Did I pwn or get pwned?

Hi all, hope you're well

 

[FootyGuy13]

I got delisted? Yeah... fair enough.

Tonga Bob has a habit of making funeral arrangements the moment someone stays off BigFooty for 10 minutes.

Also. What is the pwned trophy? Did I pwn or get pwned?

It's when you pwn someone, get them to have a melt.

Hi all, hope you're well

I hope you're well, how's every little thing?