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[Tonga Bob]

I am going to assume this a legitimate question and play straight: There was and is an American breakfast cereal called Count Chocula.

I am referring to this however. I am sure everyone saw it and remember the plots of individual episodes..

(You'd have to be between the ages of say 43 to 48 to be in the sweet spot)

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OK confession time - I do know both the Count Duckula TV show and the Count Chocula cereal. But there was also a Count Chocula ice cream in Perth in the 80's.

EDIT: BF has a thread on freaking everything!

Old School Ice Creams

Ditch the Magnums and bring back the Smurf, the Lickity Split and the Rocket. The Smurf - was on two sticks, one was blue icy pole, the other was ice cream. My personal favourite. The Lickity Split - Again on two sticks (I think) with one orange, the other green. The Rocket - shaped like a...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[Paracleet]

OK confession time - I do know both the Count Duckula TV show and the Count Chocula cereal. But there was also a Count Chocula ice cream in Perth in the 80's.



EDIT: BF has a thread on freaking everything!

Old School Ice Creams

Ditch the Magnums and bring back the Smurf, the Lickity Split and the Rocket. The Smurf - was on two sticks, one was blue icy pole, the other was ice cream. My personal favourite. The Lickity Split - Again on two sticks (I think) with one orange, the other green. The Rocket - shaped like a...

www.bigfooty.com

I reckon the Count Chocula might have been available at the tuck shop across the road when I was at Mount Barker primary in the late 1980s.
There was no canteen as I recall and you had to cross the road at a crosswalk to go to the Deli if you wanted something at lunchtime. A practise that would probably be frowned upon now. The building is still there (although the crosswalk is gone).

 

[Tonga Bob]

I reckon the Count Chocula might have been available at the tuck shop across the road when I was at Mount Barker primary in the late 1980s.
There was no canteen as I recall and you had to cross the road at a crosswalk to go to the Deli if you wanted something at lunchtime. A practise that would probably be frowned upon now. The building is still there (although the crosswalk is gone).

Crosswalk? Luxury.

We had to cross flowing river filled with shark to go buy frozen mud on stick.

 

[spudmaster]

I reckon the Count Chocula might have been available at the tuck shop across the road when I was at Mount Barker primary in the late 1980s.

 

[FootyGuy13]

#FrankstonRoverMedal

Round 1
5 votes - Tonga Bob
4 votes - pantskyle
3 votes - FootyGuy13
2 votes - Ocha905
1 vote - Reginald Perrin

Round 2
5 votes - Paracleet
4 votes - pantskyle
3 votes - Tonga Bob
2 votes - The Filth Wizard
1 vote - Raveneyes

Round 3
5 votes - Ocha905
4 votes - pantskyle
3 votes - Raveneyes
2 votes - Piggy Smalls
1 vote - Stokey

 

[Paracleet]

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I don't seem to be getting the respect I deserve.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round Four - Away vs the OOFs

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Hey Wazzas, time to tell it like it is. Or was, idk.

Round four saw us travel to Spotswood to face an OOF franchise that was coming off the bye after winning their first two games. You remember the OOFs - the newest franchise that the sim decided to bestow success upon early doors, which turned a vanity project into a cult. The week had its ups and downs, but in the end false bravado fueled by events outside of your control is nothing when compared to the knowledge that a strong team is not built on a hivemind and the whim of a random simulator. On the contrary, it is built despite these things.

We eventually made it to another rainy game day, and for a change we were afforded a decent run in the first quarter. Or most of one at least, with a 24 point lead whittled down to six by the first change, and then to four points by the half. That's where the run finished, as the sim gave the hosts nine second half goals to our four because the hosts continue to be kissed on the [INSERT GENDER-RELEVANT BIT] and they ended up with a near-game high 30 point margin at the final siren.

Our third loss in four games (and eighth of our past nine) means we drop two spots to 11th.

Round Four Ladder​

                         P  W  L  D  Pen   For   Ast     %     Pts Streak
Ophidian Old Boys        3  3  -  -   -    327   223  146.64%  12   3W
Las Vegas Bears          4  3  1  -   -    423   289  146.37%  12   3W
Sin City Swamprats       4  3  1  -   -    502   363  138.29%  12   2W
East Side Hawks          4  3  1  -   -    451   460   98.04%  12   2W
West Coast Wonders       4  2  2  -   -    543   468  116.03%   8   1L
Dragons FFC              3  2  1  -   -    372   337  110.39%   8   1W
Gold City Royals         4  2  2  -   -    442   451   98.00%   8   1W
Mount Buller Demons      4  2  2  -   -    453   568   79.75%   8   1W
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Fighting Furies          3  1  2  -   -    309   337   91.69%   4   2L
Gumbies FFC              3  1  2  -   -    265   295   89.83%   4   1L
Coney Island Warriors    4  1  3  -   -    331   384   86.20%   4   2L
Roys FFC                 4  1  3  -   -    380   524   72.52%   4   3L
Baghdad Bombers          4  -  4  -   -    431   530   81.32%   -   4L

OOB SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
OOB               4    1        6    6        11   7        15   12   102     
CIW               5    1        7    3        8    3        11   6    72      
OOB        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Mrs Turbo   0  7  4  6  1  0  0  0  1   50  toxic        0  5  1  3  0  0  0  0  0   24
Wacky Tige  0  1  0  1  0  0  2  0  0   -1  Mesc         0  5  0  5  1  0  0  0  0   29
Braklet     0  1  0  3  0  0  0  0  0    9  Tonga Bob    4  6  0  7  0  1  0  1  0   43
BRAB        0  2  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   18  Freofalcon   0  8  9  5  1  0  0  0  0   65
kenneyswar  0  6  2  4  0  0  0  0  0   32  Mofra        0  2  0  4  0  0  1  0  0   11
tigerland_  0  8  3  4  0  0  0  0  0   41  Purple7x08   0  7  6  6  2  0  0  0  0   59
DemurePrin  0  15 4  9  1  0  2  0  1   74  TheInjuryF   0  10 6  8  1  1  2  0  0   63
Robertio    0  9  7  12 0  1  0  0  0   73  Piggy Smal   0  7  4  13 2  0  3  0  1   59
Irish Blue  0  7  3  10 2  0  0  0  0   58  FootyGuy13   0  10 6  9  4  1  0  0  0   83
fumbler     0  7  5  7  0  0  0  0  2   52  Paracleet    0  3  3  1  0  0  0  1  1   27
Elton John  0  6  6  9  1  1  0  1  1   66  Raveneyes    0  3  0  2  0  0  0  1  1   20
Ace Rimmer  0  2  0  4  0  0  1  0  0   11  Dinsdale     0  4  2  6  0  0  1  0  0   27
Fleabane    0  4  1  0  0  0  0  3  1   34  zackah       0  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  1    4
Harvey Man  0  8  2  0  1  0  0  6  2   72  The Filth    0  4  0  0  0  0  0  4  0   36
myblueroan  0  3  2  0  1  0  0  3  0   37  Reginald P   0  4  2  2  0  0  1  1  1   26
Tigerturbu  14 10 0  10 2  1  2  1  0   73  TubbsFarqu   5  5  1  7  2  1  0  0  0   46
thewizardm  0  9  0  7  8  2  1  0  3   75  pantskyle    0  14 0  7  4  2  0  3  0   92
King Tenz   0  11 0  8  3  3  0  1  1   71  Ocha905      0  5  0  9  2  2  0  0  0   43
Wickzki     0  2  1  0  0  0  0  0  0    9  spudmaster   0  0  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    2
Juddgement  0  4  5  2  2  0  1  0  0   36  Stokey       0  1  0  0  0  1  0  0  1    5

pantskyle (21 disposals/4 tackles/3 goals) had a day out, while FootyGuy13 (19 disposals/6 marks/4 tackles) TheInjuryFactory (18 disposals/6 marks) & Piggy Smalls (20 disposals/4 marks/2 tackles) all did alright in the guts. The Filth Wizard recaptured some of his previous form with 4 goals from 4 kicks, while Freofalcon (13 disposals/9 marks) keeps clunking them down back. The rest of us got moved around like peas on an 11-year old's dinner plate.

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Round Five - At Home vs the Demons


Last time we met: First Elimination Final, Season 36

Coney Island Warriors 13.7 (85) were defeated by Mount Buller Demons 18.13 (121) at Van Cortlandt Park​

Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah ​

Thanks for your votes to date Wazzas, keep 'em coming in!

Round 4 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) pantskyle
4 votes) The Filth Wizard
3 votes) FootyGuy13
2 votes) TheInjuryFactory
1 vote) Freofalcon



Probably the stuff Dinsdale said.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Probably the stuff @Dinsdale said

pantskyle FTW surely.

 

[Tonga Bob]

pantskyle FTW surely.

Remind me please. I've blocked much of the week out.

 

[Dinsdale]

Round 4 "Dismal Round"
#TheFrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5. Tonga Bob
4. Dinsdale
3. spudmaster
2. pantskyle
1. Freofalcon

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Remind me please. I've blocked much of the week out.

Twisted that DP chick into a pretzel.

Missed it at the time, but this one

Get a man in your life.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Twisted that DP chick into a pretzel.

Missed it at the time, but this one

Ah yes!!!!!

#PwnedTrophy

 

[spudmaster]

Round 4 "Dismal Round"
#TheFrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5. Tonga Bob
4. Dinsdale
3. spudmaster
2. pantskyle
1. Freofalcon

I love a man who recognises a game-changing handball when he sees it.

CIW HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt
spudmaster 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2

 

[Dinsdale]

I love a man who recognises a game-changing handball when he sees it.

A s**t round on the field, but a great effort in the thread, despite the other mob

 

[spudmaster]

A s**t round on the bench, but a great effort in the thread, despite the other mob

FTFY

 

[pantskyle]

Round 4 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) pantskyle
4 votes) The Filth Wizard
3 votes) FootyGuy13
2 votes) TheInjuryFactory
1 vote) Freofalcon

 

[Tonga Bob]

Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah

Hey Wazzas, happy day to you.

Got a riddle for you. What's bigger - a half ton of spuds or 50 spuds? It's huge in terms of weight, a lot in terms of number of chips but it's a drop in the ocean for SFA games. In terms of our very own spudmaster though, it's a helluva start! Dinsdale found him sometime after the end of season 33 and convinced him to try out at Van Cortlandt Park and our sack of spuds hasn't looked back ever since. And this week he brings up his 50th game in the persimmon of Coney Island.

Here's some numbers:

Games: 49*
Hitouts: 0
Kicks: 377
Marks: 209
Handballs: 400
Disposals: 777
Tackles: 47
Frees For: 31
Frees Against: 33
Goals: 20
Behinds: 8
DT Points: 2806

All-SFA x 1 (HBF - season 36)
Mobbs Medal Votes: 6
Frankston Rover Medal Votes: 45

Debut: Coney Island Warriors - Season 34, Round 1
Highest HitOuts: 0 - x49 occasions
Highest Kicks: 17 - x2 occasions
Highest Marks: 11 - Season 35, Round 07 - (Coney Island Warriors) vs. West Coast Wonders
Highest Handballs: 18 - Season 35, Round 10 - (Coney Island Warriors) vs. Gumbies FFC
Highest Tackles: 8 - Season 34, Round 06 - (Coney Island Warriors) vs. Las Vegas Bears
Highest Disposals: 34 - x2 occasions
20+ Disposals: x11 occasions
Highest DreamTeam Points: 132 - Season 35, Round 10 - (Coney Island Warriors) vs. Gumbies FFC
100+ DreamTeam Points: x5 occasions
Highest Goals: 2 - x2 occasions
5+ Goals: x0 occasions

Reigning All-SFA skinny flanker, LG member, avatar gambler, punk connoisseur, truth teller and heart & soul Wazza. Mazel tov on your first milestone brother, may there be many more!

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[Dinsdale]

spudmaster is my favourite vegetable based lifeform I've ever met. Congrats in your 50th, may your 1st premiership be not too far away, simhousery notwithstanding.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

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Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah

Hey Wazzas, happy day to you.

Got a riddle for you. What's bigger - a half ton of spuds or 50 spuds? It's huge in terms of weight, a lot in terms of number of chips but it's a drop in the ocean for SFA games. In terms of our very own spudmaster though, it's a helluva start! Dinsdale found him sometime after the end of season 33 and convinced him to try out at Van Cortlandt Park and our sack of spuds hasn't looked back ever since. And this week he brings up his 50th game in the persimmon of Coney Island.

Here's some numbers:

Games: 49*
Hitouts: 0
Kicks: 377
Marks: 209
Handballs: 400
Disposals: 777
Tackles: 47
Frees For: 31
Frees Against: 33
Goals: 20
Behinds: 8
DT Points: 2806

All-SFA x 1 (HBF - season 36)
Mobbs Medal Votes: 6
Frankston Rover Medal Votes: 45

Debut: Coney Island Warriors - Season 34, Round 1
Highest HitOuts: 0 - x49 occasions
Highest Kicks: 17 - x2 occasions
Highest Marks: 11 - Season 35, Round 07 - (Coney Island Warriors) vs. West Coast Wonders
Highest Handballs: 18 - Season 35, Round 10 - (Coney Island Warriors) vs. Gumbies FFC
Highest Tackles: 8 - Season 34, Round 06 - (Coney Island Warriors) vs. Las Vegas Bears
Highest Disposals: 34 - x2 occasions
20+ Disposals: x11 occasions
Highest DreamTeam Points: 132 - Season 35, Round 10 - (Coney Island Warriors) vs. Gumbies FFC
100+ DreamTeam Points: x5 occasions
Highest Goals: 2 - x2 occasions
5+ Goals: x0 occasions

Reigning All-SFA skinny flanker, LG member, avatar gambler, punk connoisseur, truth teller and heart & soul Wazza. Mazel tov on your first milestone brother, may there be many more!

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Congratulations spudmaster, that's gone quick as s**t man. Love having you on board and as is tradition, I hope you enjoy a customary Wazzas milestone loss on Sunday boi

 

[Dinsdale]

Congratulations spudmaster, that's gone quick as s**t man. Love having you on board and as is tradition, I hope you enjoy a customary Wazzas milestone loss on Sunday boi

We've reversed that curse, we won on my 150th

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

We've reversed that curse, we won on my 150th

 

[Dinsdale]

We'll win this werk, RJB told me so

 

[spudmaster]

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Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah

Hey Wazzas, happy day to you.

Got a riddle for you. What's bigger - a half ton of spuds or 50 spuds? It's huge in terms of weight, a lot in terms of number of chips but it's a drop in the ocean for SFA games. In terms of our very own spudmaster though, it's a helluva start! Dinsdale found him sometime after the end of season 33 and convinced him to try out at Van Cortlandt Park and our sack of spuds hasn't looked back ever since. And this week he brings up his 50th game in the persimmon of Coney Island.

Here's some numbers:

Games: 49*
Hitouts: 0
Kicks: 377
Marks: 209
Handballs: 400
Disposals: 777
Tackles: 47
Frees For: 31
Frees Against: 33
Goals: 20
Behinds: 8
DT Points: 2806

All-SFA x 1 (HBF - season 36)
Mobbs Medal Votes: 6
Frankston Rover Medal Votes: 45

Debut: Coney Island Warriors - Season 34, Round 1
Highest HitOuts: 0 - x49 occasions
Highest Kicks: 17 - x2 occasions
Highest Marks: 11 - Season 35, Round 07 - (Coney Island Warriors) vs. West Coast Wonders
Highest Handballs: 18 - Season 35, Round 10 - (Coney Island Warriors) vs. Gumbies FFC
Highest Tackles: 8 - Season 34, Round 06 - (Coney Island Warriors) vs. Las Vegas Bears
Highest Disposals: 34 - x2 occasions
20+ Disposals: x11 occasions
Highest DreamTeam Points: 132 - Season 35, Round 10 - (Coney Island Warriors) vs. Gumbies FFC
100+ DreamTeam Points: x5 occasions
Highest Goals: 2 - x2 occasions
5+ Goals: x0 occasions

Reigning All-SFA skinny flanker, LG member, avatar gambler, punk connoisseur, truth teller and heart & soul Wazza. Mazel tov on your first milestone brother, may there be many more!

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Haha good on ya captain! Lovely words mate, appreciate the effort. We'll keep striving for that elusive flag and enjoy the laughs that come along the way.

What's bigger - a half ton of spuds or 50 spuds? It's huge in terms of weight, a lot in terms of number of chips

Noted. Do more cardio.

spudmaster is my favourite vegetable based lifeform I've ever met. Congrats in your 50th, may your 1st premiership be not too far away, simhousery notwithstanding.

Cheers Dinsy. Am thrilled you had the desperation foresight to throw my name up a few seasons ago as I would never have known about this whole new world that existed otherwise, despite having spent considerable time on the supercoach board located literally 2cm above it I can't wait to find out whether our first flag comes before or after we finish that THHGTTG text-based game.

Congratulations spudmaster, that's gone quick as s**t man. Love having you on board and as is tradition, I hope you enjoy a customary Wazzas milestone loss on Sunday boi

Cheers Tiffy, aye quick-as heck if you can tolerate me, or a real long slog otherwise I'm going to interpret the pic as you nurturing me through my first few seasons as opposed to you rudely digging up my late rellies! Na bugger that, "we're due a win!"...right?

 

[Dinsdale]

Haha good on ya captain! Lovely words mate, appreciate the effort. We'll keep striving for that elusive flag and enjoy the laughs that come along the way.

Noted. Do more cardio.
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Cheers Dinsy. Am thrilled you had the desperation foresight to throw my name up a few seasons ago as I would never have known about this whole new world that existed otherwise, despite having spent considerable time on the supercoach board located literally 2cm above it I can't wait to find out whether our first flag comes before or after we finish that THHGTTG text-based game.


Cheers Tiffy, aye quick-as heck if you can tolerate me, or a real long slog otherwise I'm going to interpret the pic as you nurturing me through my first few seasons as opposed to you rudely digging up my late rellies! Na bugger that, "we're due a win!"...right?

Your a pearler mate, worthy member of the team. One day we'll do the persimmon proud...

 

[pantskyle]

spudmaster is probably my favourite current poster. This means a lot to him.